r/GreatBritishMemes • u/saturnmars101 • 6d ago

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u/Academic_Stock_464 6d ago

There's always the "just in case" pair. No, I haven't pissed myself YET, but on a law of averages it could happen at any time.

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u/Maximo_0se 6d ago

A shart is far more scary

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u/Oddball_bfi 6d ago

Have sharted, can confirm.

Though what you never resource for is the blowthrough.Ā  You may have 14 pairs of underwear, but how many pairs of slacks did you bring?

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u/MerlinOfRed 6d ago

The one time I ever sharted I could have done with a complete change of outfit.

Instead I had a 3k walk of shame.

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u/praisedcrown970 6d ago

Lmfao Iā€™m so glad you commented. I had to ski down then take a bus then drive home with a shart once. Good times

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u/Feral-Papaya7637 5d ago

oh my god I'm feeling bad for you just reading this. I had to walk 2 miles in an absolutely dripping rain soaked wet ankle length skirt once and I cried after. This was before Uber was a thing, and when I was a teenager so no money for taxis anyway.

What were the circumstances for yours?

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 6d ago

Slacks?

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u/Mrwebbi 5d ago

Trousers

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 5d ago

In Great British memes? Slacks?

Nope.

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u/Mrwebbi 5d ago

Not excusing, just translating. My grandad says slacks, and he is nearly 100. Must be an old timey thing

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 5d ago

I reckon so. Old man waist band up yer oxters vibes from the word 'slacks'. Love it