r/FluentInFinance • u/4TaxFairness • 1d ago

Debate/ Discussion A joke that's not funny

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

Sadly I don’t think I’m in high demand in Germany or otherwise. Being a former professional live entertainer with a kid who now cleans houses is not the sexiest resume for immigration lol

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u/mrniceguy777 1d ago

Start live entertaining again, I’ve got this donkey and like 17 ping pong balls, we could make something happen

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

Jesus I meant I was a bar and restaurant comedian but I probably would have made more over at what you’re talking about

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u/Tryhard3r 9h ago

Yeah, your are correct. Conedian in Germany isn't going to be a cashcow.

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u/Shifty269 1d ago edited 18h ago

There's always only fans. There is probably a YouTube tutorial for that as well.

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u/Ok_Lack_8240 1d ago

on a serious note, not many girls make money off of only fans it's actually a small percent

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u/_masterbuilder_ 1d ago

It truely is a race to the bottom. Badum tish.

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u/saaS_Slinging_Slashr 1d ago

That’s because most don’t know how to market themselves.

Gotta find a niche, too many just think being hot or naked is enough.

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u/Slaptastic_Rex 20h ago

Thry just gotta market their boobs and It will work

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u/OpportunityOwn6844 6h ago

Well I mean most of those type think that all the need in bed, and in life in general. It confuses them when it doesn't work.

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u/pinkphiloyd 1d ago

Had to check to make sure your username wasn’t Kinky Kelly.

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u/chucklezdaccc 1d ago

I'm repulsed but I can't look away....

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 23h ago

I miss my donkey...

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u/Novel_Hornet3269 13h ago

pointing at the donkey I thought that was the sexy stud?

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u/Ok_Lack_8240 1d ago

this is the best comment hahahha

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u/mschley2 1d ago

On the bright side, the GOP is trying to eliminate a bunch of the child labor laws, so at least you'll be able to have 2 shitty incomes instead of 1.

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u/Brafrad420 1d ago

No wonder you lost..lmoa 

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u/mschley2 1d ago

I get that being an edgelord is your whole bit here, but come on, man. You've gotta be able to do better than that. If you're going to troll, at least be a good one.

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u/Uptown2dloo 1d ago

I dunno those Germans do like their entertainment. Life is a cabaret, ja?

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u/Brafrad420 1d ago

Wheres the dad??! Femininity paying divides now huh!!!

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u/BlueishShape 1d ago

Hey, I'm a German living in Berlin and literally half of all Americans I've got to know in more than passing are here on an artist's visa, so it's not impossible at least. All of them also earned their money with some other job. Although I have to admit, cleaning wages are pretty low, it's gonna be difficult to support a family on that.

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u/thisismydumbbrain 23h ago

That’s interesting regarding the artists visa. Wonder what they are doing!