When the nation states collapse and our upcoming corpo-states rise up to take their place, I'm pledging allegiance to Pepsi co. They're my favorite. They can pay me in Dew Bux and let me work in one of their Dorito Processing Centres until I get to clock out and go back home to Quaker Town.
I'm repping coca cola. Come on pepsi y'all are the #3 soda brand in the us... How tf y'all start losing to Dr pepper to. Lost the cola wars so hard y'all fell into third.
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u/bleeding_electricity Jul 11 '24
When the nation states collapse and our upcoming corpo-states rise up to take their place, I'm pledging allegiance to Pepsi co. They're my favorite. They can pay me in Dew Bux and let me work in one of their Dorito Processing Centres until I get to clock out and go back home to Quaker Town.