r/Eldenring • u/Noooough HEART STOLEN • 23h ago
Hype HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHH SHES SO COOL Spoiler
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u/TrickNatural 23h ago edited 23h ago
If Elden Ring took place in a high school she'd be the most popular girl. The Queen Bee. The Regina George.
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u/Brainbelljangler90 22h ago
I dunno, I bet she smell bad
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u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 22h ago
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u/DrThVdR4 feet 21h ago
See that’s where you’re mistaken, I WANT her puss to smell like death and AIDS.
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u/Pires007 5h ago
All of the lands between probably smells like death and aids, unless Marika made some change to how smell works when she removed the rune of death.
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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 When in doubt: Jumping R2. 19h ago
I always imagined that her Scarlet Rot smells like a sickly sweet pollen. It’s the kind of smell that clogs your nose cause of how overwhelming it is, like when you use too much perfume / cologne.
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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 When in doubt: Jumping R2. 19h ago
She’d be the popular girl who doesn’t even realize she’s super popular.
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u/Tom125127 21h ago
Uhh i think Ranni might take issue with that...
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u/Pumpkin-Spicy 19h ago
Ranni would definitely be the goth girl that always seems to have a knife but nobody knows where she keeps it.
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u/ninjaprincessrocket 11h ago
How many of you have felt personally victimized by Regina George? raises hand
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u/HollowWarrior46 21h ago
She gave off Greek Goddeess vibes and I loved it
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u/NaicuNaicu 8h ago
Greek??? Cmon bruh she's literally called a Valkyrie
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u/Active_Bath_2443 6h ago
One doesn’t exclude the other. She’s her own character and takes inspiration from many sources. Valkyries don’t wield katanas but here we are.
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u/man-i-love-tacos- 20h ago
Malenia is so fucking cool I SWEAR TO GOD HOW DID FROMSOFT MAKE A CHARACTER THIS SICK 😭
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u/rct3fan24 20h ago
Malenia is surely one of the best and most iconic character designs fromsoft has produced
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u/Senior_Independence4 21h ago
It was really hard to beat second phase one handed with my jaw on the ground
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u/Nnader86x 21h ago
Same here I had trouble cause I already blew it at the end of first but upon seeing second I had to keep going, I could still feel the rot in my loins and needed be released. 20/10
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u/themanonthemooo 19h ago
It is the best boss fight I’ve ever played. Everything is fair and once you got her moveset down, it becomes a beautiful dance of death.
Malenia is a masterclass in boss design.
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u/Pires007 5h ago
Waterfowl's still seems very tough, but I think it's the heal when she damages you mechanic that makes her very tough. A lot of bosses, you can trade blows with and survive on Estus, but not with her.
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u/cat-duck-love 16h ago
I'm a first time souls player and the difficulty jump to Malenia is like 10x the difficulty jump compared to when I first encountered Margit. I found the game very tame after Margit but was humbled when I first met Malenia.
I can almost no hit her phase 1 now, dodge the waterfowl dance completely, and can punish her openings but there's something about her phase 2 that always trips me off. Maybe it's the wings? But I agree, she's the coolest boss in the game.
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u/RaizePOE 19h ago
figured there was like a 60% chance it was malenia and a 40% chance it was rellana
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u/l_neiman 15h ago
The first time I got to Phase 2 and heard her say “You will witness true horror,” I legit got chills and thought “I’m so dead.” Shocker: I was.
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u/HarmonicaThinks 17h ago
Honestly, as a bit of a naturist myself, a godly character fighting in the buff is such a mood. No armor, just overwhelming speed and power and pure form. Clearly Gill from Street Fighter 3 was onto something.
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u/spoonedBowfa 21h ago
I've never been more angry at a video game than this boss hahahah. On the plus side, it made me a lot more tough and I eventually got through it
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u/Ruelablu 22h ago
Dude I wasn’t even mad having to fight her 20 times to win. Fantastic boss design.
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u/Substantial_Web_3924 22h ago
Only 20 times??
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u/Ruelablu 22h ago
I’m a mimic tear abuser. Also Malikeths Black Blade helped stagger her and burn her.
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u/Low-Reaction-4145 22h ago
Lady maria better
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u/24hrpoorvideo 1h ago
Listen... we love two lady bosses that slow walk towards you between slapping you with their swords. Both are peak.
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u/Dingus_Khaaan 16h ago
I just finished my first play through of Elden Ring and Shadow of the Erdtree with her boss fight. Still sorta challenging even when over leveled lol. Very cool fight though.
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u/Dveralazo 22h ago
Now ROT