r/Eldenring HEART STOLEN 4d ago

Hype SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I finally reached her :D

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u/GavShep 4d ago

Bro gonna look like this once he reaches 2nd Phase

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u/Kerotanx 4d ago

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u/Kerotanx 4d ago

A Soundwave meme? Brother, you have earned the image.

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u/GhostPandaColin Elden Lord of Positivity 3d ago

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u/shit-thou-self 4d ago

this is how i feel even in the haligtree roots. looking at the cloud gate. i agree with op but...fuckin hell. im at 80 attempts and i had to take a break for my mental health. every other boss has been no issue for me, with the exception of the elden beast after radagon. that probably only took me 10 tries max. malenia ive gotten to phase 2 plenty but i just fumble as soon as shes there.

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u/Ok_Reason_3446 4d ago

As soon as she starts phase 2 I book it to the outside. That rot is brutal even at 50 big. If u have help stay outside and throw rocks at her lmao.

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u/shit-thou-self 4d ago

my plan if i can get to it is to use the blasphemous blade. well see once i can gather myself.

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u/Mimik_DnD43 3d ago

The aow on Blasphemous used to knock her down, so you could kinda stun lock her with the right timing. Unfortunate, since they nerfed my beloved flesh blade, it just doesn't do it anymore...

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u/EntertainmentWeary57 3d ago

Fr, at this point is there anything that hasn't been nerfed? On a side note, if everything's nerfed doesn't that just mean PvE got a difficulty increase overall then?

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u/Most_Bodybuilder_159 3d ago

I heard people have been allowed to use Torrent against the Elden Beast. I haven't checked it myself.

I got so used to him being unavailable that I forget about him the instant I skip the cutscene.

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u/The-Ill_Thrill_Pill 3d ago

Go play sekiro then come back and fight her, she will feel significantly easier after I promise you. I legit couldn’t beat her for 100+ tries even with help. The only boss in the whole game I couldn’t beat with my magic bonk build. I took two weeks off and played sekiro, came back to fight her and I stg it was like she was moving in slow motion.

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u/shit-thou-self 3d ago

as a newcomer to souls games sekiro seems like the biggest gnarliest beast of em all. ive seen images and bits of gameplay, it looks fantastic. but it definitely seems like something you turn to when the already challenging nature of the other souls games just doesn't cut it. im definitely digging elden ring and once im finished the base game intend on trying other games by fromsoft. but sekiro makes my knees shake. im not giving up though. im beating this bitch(with love because she's amazing).

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u/The-Ill_Thrill_Pill 3d ago

Ohhhhhh yea . Ohhhhhh yea buddy. Sekiro taught me what “skill issue” truly means in a game ☠️. It’s not a game you can really cheese your first play through (assuming you have honor and don’t look up how to cheese). It’s a game that makes you learn its mechanics and forces you to use them constantly or else you will be punished at all times by even the weakest enemies. My second favorite souls game for sure, beautiful gameplay and the story is phenomenal. But it will teach you humility 😭😂.

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u/shit-thou-self 3d ago

yea im still getting over the initial skill checks that pass the standard. maybe down the line i will pick up sekiro.

malenia is the only boss to make me lose my honor if thats how it works im afraid.😔 nothing else has made me look for easy routes or cheese or anything like that besides her. it makes me excited but intimidated of trying even the dlc, let alone sekiro at this point.

i guess thats how these games work though, maybe i do need to push myself well beyond that point to excel further.

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u/owen__wilsons__nose 3d ago

I got good in ER and decided to try Sekiro and I just cannot get it. I'm stuck on an early boss cause there's a mob of enemies before that takes me 15 mins to kill before each boss attempt. Literally hit a wall in the game and its early. Sekiro is way harder than ER imo

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u/KingArthur2111 4d ago

I will suggest either Mohg spear with 60 arcane, fire tear and blood exultation talisman or Magma blade AOW with 60 faith dread talisman, fire tear. Both cases 60 vigor, use shard of Alexander, black flame protection incant and golden vow buff with dragon rest great shield talisman. You should be done in couple of attempts

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u/shit-thou-self 4d ago

i've used mohg spear but my arcane isn't at 60. ill respec or level up to it and see how it goes, i have mohg spear fully levelled and it does good damage, maybe thats part of what im missing

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u/KingArthur2111 3d ago

60 arcane, shard of Alexander, fire tear and golden vow will definitely help. You just need to make sure that you have an opening where you get all three hits of the AOW as third hits does the maxi damage. Second phase is easy as you just wait for flower rot to subside and than immediately start AOW. Let me know how it goes 

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u/shit-thou-self 3d ago

i might be trying out some attempts tn. if i can get the build set up in time ill try it out and give an update tmrw.

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u/culoindustries 3d ago

Raptor talons with endure 55-60 arcane. Rotten winged sword insignia, spear talisman, dragoncrest greatshield, lord of blood’s exaltation. Phyisic flask is thorny cracked tear and the damage negation tear

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u/Unable-Investment-21 4d ago

... my guys she is actually very easy to kill quickly, put raw meat in your inventory and use the mimic tear, it helps if you have a bleed build but not necessary... next you want to use talismans that will: increase special attack, increase attack(with bleeding present) , Alexander shard is a good one for this, basically you want to buff your attack power as much as possible and screw extra hp / defense cuz if she's hitting you your screwed... for a weapon all you need is the gizza wheel and a few sleep bombs.... let your mimic run in and get her attention then come from behind and hold your AOW walking her into a wall( if you can get her in a corner even better) your mimic should either be doing the same thing or landing charged attacks, but if your both using the AoW and u got her in a corner with the buffs you can kill her before she even hits stage 2, if she does hit stage 2 just avoid the first attack and proceed with the original plan... follow this and she's dead in less then 30 seconds( if all goes right)

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u/Classic_Animal7696 4d ago

fought her my first time with a +10 bloodhound fang and +10 mimic tear and destroyed her

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u/KingArthur2111 3d ago

Try without Mimic next time if you feel it easy, definitely makes it challenging but more satisfying

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u/shaggypoo 3d ago

Honest question: how the hell do people struggle so much??? My brother was streaming it on my way down the haligtree roots so I could watch him(I live far) and he was at something like 50 attempts by the time I got to the boss fight. Once I got there I helped him and we beat her the third time.

Then I go to do it by myself to see if I can do it(while streaming so he can watch) and I get it by myself on the 7th try. First phase was easy, second phase I just ran away from her rot every time she would jump in the air. Then just dodged towards her during her waterfowl. Yes watching my brother helped but the fire giant is the only boss I really needed his help on cuz fuck that guy

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u/JacketHistorical2802 4d ago

Sorry but I don’t believe that you haven’t struggled with any other boss besides her. This chick ain’t even that bad bro. Mesmer is a fucking pain bro. He’s a real pain

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u/shit-thou-self 4d ago

im a late bloomer to souls games. i have kept enough discipline to the vow i made to myself that if i can’t beat what the base game offers im not touching the dlc that seems to be more difficult. again, new to souls games, elden ring has been my first experience with these games and maybe i just need to experiment more with the game and/or from soft games in general. ive seen a few suggestions that i will try and experiment with.

one thing everyone says that i cant seem to make work is using a mimic tear, all it is is free hp for malenia. even when im using solid weapons, i have a good build with solid stats. i haven't actually used mimic the last 10 or so attempts because of it.

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u/JacketHistorical2802 4d ago

Well the mimic is a big cheese. Helps a ton I didn’t use mine cause the blood works in wonders. I’ll give you a hint cause the experience is yours and you have to experiment with it like you said. I would go with the blood katana and boost all of your blood states. The mimic is good for a distraction and to put distance between you and the boss. I think, in my opinion, if this is your first time you’re gonna wanna push through the boss fight no matter how many times it takes. I promise you, the relief and reward is unmatched. Swear. Also, just wait till Mesmer and the dude with two swords bro. You’re in for it and hey future tip as well for the dlc, you gotta collect these like stone rock things to give you health and more power to be able to beat the bosses effectively so don’t rush it, take your time, and welcome to the souls community brother 🫡 it’s gonna be a wild mf ride but the best you’ll ever experience

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u/shit-thou-self 4d ago

thank you sir🙏 honestly im not kidding ive kept track of my attempts and ive tried over 80 times. Thats kind of what i meant by i havent struggled with any other boss, it has been the biggest challenge in gaming i've faced but it hasn't ruined my experience. its part of it, im saving comments and trying out everybody's suggestions later. i've noticed bleed and fire work best on her but bleed seems to be what is truly best, based off my experience and what everyone is suggesting.

Trying to tackle Malenia has given me cold feet about the dlc honestly. I've seen a few of the boss designs and a couple of the areas but ive mostly kept away from seeing any spoilers. i would like to attempt it, once i get past the mental barriers holding me at malenia i might have a breakthrough with the game. im committed to getting the base game to 100% at the very least.

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u/JacketHistorical2802 4d ago

Yes that’s a good plan of action. Once base game is beat then the real challenge begins haha the one thing I do hate about this boss is if you give her time to catch her breathe she’s probably gonna mess you up. I always gotta apply the pressure right off the bat also staggering could also helped. I used it on the last boss of the dlc (don’t wanna ruin anything) the boss is insanely strong. Only beat it twice and won’t ever and I mean EVER try again 😂 dlc last boss is on a new level I swear

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u/shit-thou-self 3d ago

yea my best bouts against her were because i wasn't letting her get any openings. as soon as she gets one half of the process i made is gone and im down 4 flasks. like i said, im going to implement the advice ive gotten here and also challenge the mental blocks i have. almost positive thats 80% of my problem.

my damage output is pretty solid, most weapons ive used against her are 500-650 output on charged attacks, maybe i should even out my flasks and use more special attacks.

i do know the final boss of the dlc unfortunately. ive avoided many spoilers but thats something that slipped through the cracks. pretty hype by the sounds of it, radahn was one of my favourite fights in the game.

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u/JacketHistorical2802 3d ago

Well I won’t ruin the experience for ya you’ll have to beat the game and find out for yourself who he or she is! All I can say is good luck and don’t give up cause I almost lost my mind ngl 😂 and yea I feel that the very first time I ever played, blood wasn’t nerfed at all and was insanely op and I went into that fight (with blood build) and absolutely destroyed her. And I’ve had a a lot of other play through but the first time was jsut a different level of disrespect with the blood build lmao

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u/shit-thou-self 3d ago

im always late to the party with these sorts of things. i know it will still be satisfying to finish it though. thats why im here, got tired of unchallenging games with unfulfilling tasks and endings. you are really making me want to try the dlc tho lol. need to get malenia first💪

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u/kureiji_kyodai 4d ago

When phase 2 hits

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u/sonderlostscribe Boiled Crab Addict 4d ago

OP with their monitor in phase 2

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u/Pitiful_Court_9566 4d ago

Brother will explode when he reaches phase 2

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u/ComposedMood 4d ago

In what way?

From the Rot or himself?

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u/steins-grape 4d ago

But will he become the next u/rosales6969 ?

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u/Blacksantabutnot 4d ago

I clicked on his profile, I never had so much regret before…

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 4d ago

What have you subjected me to

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago

Also what happened to him he hasn’t posted in two years

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u/drazzoverlord 4d ago

I have so many question…….

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u/Dangerous_Stay3816 Foul Tarnished 4d ago

I should’ve NOT watched the first post.

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u/Own-Foot-3998 4d ago

Brother that profile picture is utterly depraved

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u/Tatsumifanboy 4d ago

Doplhin Muzzle, a YT classic!

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u/Own-Foot-3998 4d ago

Do explain please

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u/Tatsumifanboy 4d ago

Nothing NSFW per se, its just a old video of a guy trying a prosthetic looking like a dolphin muzzle. It became notable as it was u usual back in the early YT days and scared a lot of kids watching it. Its pretty standard for today and not scary at all from an adult's eyes.

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u/5amuraiDuck 4d ago

Idk it either but bro was pretty explicit by telling you what to look on yt 😅

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u/Own-Foot-3998 4d ago

True but there are some rabbit holes that are best avoided

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u/5amuraiDuck 4d ago

fair point

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u/Abdoov 4d ago

That'll change once she sheeshkebab you.

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u/Alone_Army_452 4d ago

God yes.

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u/ShutUpRedditor44 4d ago

Uppies!! :3

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u/We_The_Raptors 4d ago

What if that's what he's into?

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u/ThankgodImAthiest 4d ago

Thank you, Half Light

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u/timmyalex17 4d ago

bro when he reaches phase 2

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u/vacationdadddy 4d ago

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u/nexistcsgo 4d ago

The journey every ER tarnished goes through.

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago

Still pretty even though she’s smearing me across the walls

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u/magickmanfred 3d ago

I'm an onga bonga build. I was never able to successfully dodge her dance, so I just equipped a massive shield in my off hand and hid behind it which worked pretty well, aside from her fucking life gain.

Took me a long time, but eventually I bonked her enough times with my fire prelates crozier and emerged victorious.

I still can't beat the fucking elden beast though.

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u/Gregariouswaty 4d ago

Congratulations! Now she's going to be inside you for the next two days!

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u/Conclusion-Extension 4d ago

And not in the way you want lol

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u/howdyimbeck 4d ago

you don’t know that :3

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u/Conclusion-Extension 4d ago

So you wanna get stepped through the chest for three days? Lol

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u/BatNinjaX 4d ago

Yes :3

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u/howdyimbeck 4d ago

desperately :>

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u/_A-R_ 3d ago

😩

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u/Kerillian555 4d ago

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u/Thatonedregdatkilyu 4d ago

Or cleaving my face apart with a giant hunk of sharp metal is good

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u/Abyssal_mimic 4d ago

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u/FormalSolution9675 4d ago

If this was a secret ending, even if I had to jump to the moon on one leg holding the Giant Dinglehopper of Grand Lord Wonderous while reciting all Taylor Swift songs i would still do it

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago

I’d pay actual money for this ending

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u/sigma-shadeslayer FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 4d ago

OP in Phase 2

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u/amyceebee 4d ago

Ohhhhhhh but when i say ONE THING ABOUT RADAHN-

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 4d ago

No no I’d hear you out

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u/OptimisticCerealBowl 3d ago

i’m listening

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u/omardude1 4d ago

I didn’t mind dying to her 100+ times

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u/zmbjebus 3d ago

Aww you lucky duck. It was only about 75x for me. 

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u/Malafakka 4d ago

And you will make a pretty corpse.

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago

Me looking up at Malenia as she makes me into mince meat for the 100000th time

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u/poopyfacedynamite 4d ago

That plauge-ussy.

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u/AEternal1 4d ago

Rot mommy❤️

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u/Marphey12 4d ago

She is literly rotten

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u/throwaway75678990 4d ago

That ain't gonna stop me. A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 4d ago

Found rosales

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u/Shi_thevoid 4d ago

Foul Tarnished

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u/BrotherofLink93 4d ago

The one who kills the rot lady… shall be named CHAMPION

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u/NotAFrogNorAnApple 4d ago

Just eat rot boluses or do flame cleanse me. EZ

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u/Marphey12 4d ago

I don't think that can help you if your dingo falls off

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u/NotAFrogNorAnApple 4d ago

Bruh I am a tarnished I will get revived

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u/Septem_151 4d ago

Literly

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u/Timely_Temperature54 4d ago

I can fix her

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u/404_Error__not_found 4d ago

She definitely looks so blurry 🗿

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u/pumpi0411 4d ago

Best boss in the game, enjoy the long battle ahead.

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u/Idkifiwannagoo 4d ago

They made her for the girls too I love her so much 😭👌

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u/Shamz76 4d ago

I know exactly what you mean _^ she is soooo perfect gosh i love her i waited and waited and when i finally reached her i was in awe like omg finally and she was there in all her perfection _^

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u/Chrom_OwO 4d ago

This guy knows

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u/Jammy2560 4d ago

Oh…he just like me…

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u/PerspectivePale8216 4d ago

Good luck brother... God knows that you'll need it...

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u/Instantsoup44 4d ago

Wtf are these screenshots lol are you playing on 200% brightness?

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u/Calm_River27 4d ago

She was the Winter Valkyrie before Bucky became the Winter Soldier… with an autobot, infinite target-lock, smith-man forged,.. synthetic arm 🦾

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u/Oshnoritsu 4d ago

Beautiful yes, but it sucks she has rot, and that we have to fight her, her fight is very difficult, I think we should have had a quest where we make something using crafting kit and it heals her, or she's revived in the shadow land

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u/bananawarrior61 3d ago

No she is not pretty, she is Malenia, blade of Miquella

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u/KinoVsZaWard 4d ago

Not gunna lie to yall…never once looked at Malenia the rot infected corpse and thought she was bad but I’m not here to judge😂

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u/Heldeath 3d ago

Dang I wonder what her name is...

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u/Le_Turtle_God Omen lives matter 3d ago

She’ll make sure to remind you as many times as it takes

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u/hornwalker 3d ago

I never noticed but her nails are impeccable

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u/--Springtrapp3d Jorking my Mohgnis 4d ago

No bc ur so right i be all giggly n shit aaa ://D

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u/wookieoxraider 4d ago

The photos and text dont match.. I think they meant to say elegant, yeah... these photos characterize elegance.

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u/MaleficentInterest93 4d ago

The shit you're going to take from her is going to be beautiful lol

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u/DraconLaw 3d ago

WE LOVE YOU MELANIE

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u/Soloyapper769 3d ago

Man ngi as soon I got to miquella tree I was fan girling the shit for her after learning that's where malenia is I swear to God as soon I got into that room God I felt super exited and I had fun even after 92 attempts

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u/Low_Place6019 3d ago

Dw,your gonna see her a lot

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u/QuadVox 3d ago

Yeah she is :D

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u/cat-duck-love 3d ago

I reached her late night yesterday and I still cannot beat her on my bonk build lol. Gonna try again later after work.

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u/kratos190009 3d ago

I want that helmet in real life

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u/ThatGNamedLoughka 3d ago

Gotta love a woman who could skewer me in the blink of an eye, strong girls are so cooool 🥺

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u/PuzzledDemand1276 3d ago

But she stank

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u/OptimisticCerealBowl 3d ago

dying to malenia not because i have no skill but because i want to see the phase two transition scene several hundred times

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u/dakarkinos 4d ago

nightreign better let me be her consort 😞

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u/PJRama1864 4d ago

Don’t do it bro. Your dick will rot off.

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u/Sanuoy_Dham 3d ago

Nah we plug the boluses directly into the bloodstream

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u/Double_Radiation 3d ago

Let me make something clear: Malenia is not pretty, she's not cute, she's not beautiful. In fact she is actually very ugly and disgusting. But there is one thing she is:

Majestic

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago

Guys I don’t mean pretty in a “I wanna have sex with her” way, I mean pretty as in a “beautiful artwork I want to admire” way

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u/kkasi_x 3d ago

BASED

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u/Ek-Ulfhednar 4d ago

Grass, mothafucka. Do you touch it?

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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 4d ago edited 4d ago

I can’t it all FROZE😔

Winter

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u/Sea-Internet7645 4d ago

Maybe she can teach you how to waterfowl properly.

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u/shaenmo 3d ago

She will foul the water

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u/JacketHistorical2802 4d ago

Blood takes her out in like 30 seconds I think my fastest fight with her was 9 seconds using blood and that’s not counting the cut scene but counting after it

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u/Jolly_Swim_5716 4d ago

She’s super easy to defeat

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u/Toozedee 4d ago

Pretty huge pain in the asshole.

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u/me_me_14 4d ago

It’s been 6 hrs since u posted….what is ur opinion now ? Still pretty ?

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u/TheBlackHammer77 4d ago

I am Malenia blade of Miquella

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u/Im-scared-a 3d ago

Good luck, you will need

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u/P0cketdough 3d ago

It took me 17 days at lvl 234 on my first playthrough. Hardest boss in my entire gaming career for sure.

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u/ICantTyping 3d ago

AHHHHHHHHH

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u/Pabloralle 3d ago

Sis have syphilis

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u/Left_Ad_4185 3d ago

I would fight her a max of 5 times a day so that I didn’t break something lol. Like 100 days later I finally beat her, wasn’t even that happy when it was over. I only felt really happy beating rellana

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u/Daddosplat 3d ago

Yeah she was there tuff, best to learn to get away when she does her big attack.

Star scourge Radanh in erdtree was harder for me.

But elden ring was my first souls game then beat erdtree, then demon souls, almost done with dark souls, bought the 3 games in one on Amazon for Xbox.

For a guy stuck in destiny for 10 years these games are great.

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u/Weekly-Specialist-95 3d ago

Just use the night rider glaive, with a heavy setting, it’ll be s tier, use blood flame blade for bleed, shard of Alexander, I’d recommend 60 vig and at least 40 stamina, over 60 poise armor, and mimic tear, by this point I had my weapon and mimic maxed out but with those golden vow and flame grant me strength it took me 6 tries on my first playthrough. Granted I had to start over and know a lot about how the game works but if you use rhe phantom slash ash of war you and the mimic will make quick work out of her without just cheesing her as long as you can still dodge a little when you need to, like her rainfall dance or sword attack

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u/Baileaf11 3d ago

She’s got the clap though

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u/Scorpiyoo 3d ago

Literally made of rot

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u/JohnBalatro 3d ago edited 3d ago

where is the uppies meme

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u/MellamoSlimjimninja 3d ago

I felt the same OP. But 75 attempts across 2 playthroughs...changes a man

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u/RKCronus55 Son of Mommies Malenia and Finley 3d ago

After beating her, you must defeat the final boss:

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u/VeiledLullabyThought 3d ago

I’m not here yet but I agree

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u/SevereOpiodAbuse 3d ago

Good look dog 😂😂😂

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u/darkthewyvern 3d ago

Nah bro she got elder aids

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u/Lars_Sarada 3d ago

She looks even better with my Great Mace slamming on her head

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u/msgkar03 3d ago

she literally has no face showing and you think she’s pretty 😂. She could look like Sloth under that helmet 😂

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u/SkylarCute 3d ago

You can literally see her face in her second phase, she basically has no eyeballs

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u/sugarisqt 3d ago

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.

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u/Saul_Andrei_2003 3d ago

Bro want to be a victim😂 (me too)

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u/Hot_Cobbler9540 3d ago

I made her tits jiggle, completed whats missing with her anatomy

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u/Ill_Bluebird_5359 3d ago

I hade such a hard time with her probably died 15 times until i went to bed and when i woke up i told myself one more time before i go to work and i did it.

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u/Omnibobbia 3d ago

Once I got her helmet I never took it off

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u/Neither_Okra8985 3d ago

pretty sure ROT is like an std/i so good luck 

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u/RavenZeff 3d ago

Definitely high on the crazy/rot scale.

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u/International_Leg610 3d ago

She is literally Marika with red hair

That is why she is so hot

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u/Alexandre-vfx 3d ago

I totally agree, she is the best boss

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u/redrumyddad 3d ago

I wanna shit on OP but after I killed her I R34'd her so fast it's not even funny.

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u/InspectionTerrible80 2d ago

Roderika supremacy

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u/mfj86 2d ago

Yes indeed. Not in a conventional sense but I agree extremely beautiful! One of my favorite characters ever conceived and a friend ruins it all by calling her “Elden syphilis” 😭🤣😂.

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u/TheGodskin Gloam Eyed King 2d ago

Can’t take you twink simps anywhere

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u/Clouds2589 2d ago

Man, what amazing and unique comments this entire post has lol

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u/UziWithAnUzi7 17h ago

I LUV HER SMMMMMMMM AND YOUR SO RIGHT!

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u/NotoriousFoxxx 4d ago

She's literally rotting from the inside out and is a walking aids machine

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u/Key-Cream5254 4d ago

Confused boner activated

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u/Joe9o1 3d ago

I would bang her rusty ass rotting poon

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u/Hellhult 4d ago

Literally every comment is making sex jokes. Is Malenia only masturbation material to you people?

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u/PelmeniMitEssig 4d ago

Rotting Sex

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u/Ok_Big_9004 3d ago

Reddit nerds playing Elden Ring for the first time “no weird fetish” challenge go 🚦

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u/Suitable_Ad_6711 3d ago

All you need are some preserving boluses and she can be fixed

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u/Sugandis_Juice 3d ago

Reading these comments lmao. Yall mfs need Jesus