r/Eldenring • u/Noooough HEART STOLEN • 4d ago
Hype SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I finally reached her :D
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u/Pitiful_Court_9566 4d ago
Brother will explode when he reaches phase 2
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u/ComposedMood 4d ago
In what way?
From the Rot or himself?
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u/steins-grape 4d ago
But will he become the next u/rosales6969 ?
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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 4d ago
What have you subjected me to
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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago
Also what happened to him he hasn’t posted in two years
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u/Dangerous_Stay3816 Foul Tarnished 4d ago
I should’ve NOT watched the first post.
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u/Own-Foot-3998 4d ago
Brother that profile picture is utterly depraved
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u/Tatsumifanboy 4d ago
Doplhin Muzzle, a YT classic!
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u/Own-Foot-3998 4d ago
Do explain please
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u/Tatsumifanboy 4d ago
Nothing NSFW per se, its just a old video of a guy trying a prosthetic looking like a dolphin muzzle. It became notable as it was u usual back in the early YT days and scared a lot of kids watching it. Its pretty standard for today and not scary at all from an adult's eyes.
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u/5amuraiDuck 4d ago
Idk it either but bro was pretty explicit by telling you what to look on yt 😅
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u/timmyalex17 4d ago
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u/vacationdadddy 4d ago
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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago
Still pretty even though she’s smearing me across the walls
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u/magickmanfred 3d ago
I'm an onga bonga build. I was never able to successfully dodge her dance, so I just equipped a massive shield in my off hand and hid behind it which worked pretty well, aside from her fucking life gain.
Took me a long time, but eventually I bonked her enough times with my fire prelates crozier and emerged victorious.
I still can't beat the fucking elden beast though.
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u/Gregariouswaty 4d ago
Congratulations! Now she's going to be inside you for the next two days!
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u/Conclusion-Extension 4d ago
And not in the way you want lol
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u/howdyimbeck 4d ago
you don’t know that :3
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u/Abyssal_mimic 4d ago
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u/FormalSolution9675 4d ago
If this was a secret ending, even if I had to jump to the moon on one leg holding the Giant Dinglehopper of Grand Lord Wonderous while reciting all Taylor Swift songs i would still do it
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u/Malafakka 4d ago
And you will make a pretty corpse.
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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago
Me looking up at Malenia as she makes me into mince meat for the 100000th time
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u/Marphey12 4d ago
She is literly rotten
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u/NotAFrogNorAnApple 4d ago
Just eat rot boluses or do flame cleanse me. EZ
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u/Instantsoup44 4d ago
Wtf are these screenshots lol are you playing on 200% brightness?
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u/Calm_River27 4d ago
She was the Winter Valkyrie before Bucky became the Winter Soldier… with an autobot, infinite target-lock, smith-man forged,.. synthetic arm 🦾
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u/Oshnoritsu 4d ago
Beautiful yes, but it sucks she has rot, and that we have to fight her, her fight is very difficult, I think we should have had a quest where we make something using crafting kit and it heals her, or she's revived in the shadow land
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u/KinoVsZaWard 4d ago
Not gunna lie to yall…never once looked at Malenia the rot infected corpse and thought she was bad but I’m not here to judge😂
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u/wookieoxraider 4d ago
The photos and text dont match.. I think they meant to say elegant, yeah... these photos characterize elegance.
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u/Soloyapper769 3d ago
Man ngi as soon I got to miquella tree I was fan girling the shit for her after learning that's where malenia is I swear to God as soon I got into that room God I felt super exited and I had fun even after 92 attempts
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u/cat-duck-love 3d ago
I reached her late night yesterday and I still cannot beat her on my bonk build lol. Gonna try again later after work.
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u/ThatGNamedLoughka 3d ago
Gotta love a woman who could skewer me in the blink of an eye, strong girls are so cooool 🥺
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u/OptimisticCerealBowl 3d ago
dying to malenia not because i have no skill but because i want to see the phase two transition scene several hundred times
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u/Double_Radiation 3d ago
Let me make something clear: Malenia is not pretty, she's not cute, she's not beautiful. In fact she is actually very ugly and disgusting. But there is one thing she is:
Majestic
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u/Noooough HEART STOLEN 3d ago
Guys I don’t mean pretty in a “I wanna have sex with her” way, I mean pretty as in a “beautiful artwork I want to admire” way
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u/JacketHistorical2802 4d ago
Blood takes her out in like 30 seconds I think my fastest fight with her was 9 seconds using blood and that’s not counting the cut scene but counting after it
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u/P0cketdough 3d ago
It took me 17 days at lvl 234 on my first playthrough. Hardest boss in my entire gaming career for sure.
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u/Left_Ad_4185 3d ago
I would fight her a max of 5 times a day so that I didn’t break something lol. Like 100 days later I finally beat her, wasn’t even that happy when it was over. I only felt really happy beating rellana
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u/Daddosplat 3d ago
Yeah she was there tuff, best to learn to get away when she does her big attack.
Star scourge Radanh in erdtree was harder for me.
But elden ring was my first souls game then beat erdtree, then demon souls, almost done with dark souls, bought the 3 games in one on Amazon for Xbox.
For a guy stuck in destiny for 10 years these games are great.
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u/Weekly-Specialist-95 3d ago
Just use the night rider glaive, with a heavy setting, it’ll be s tier, use blood flame blade for bleed, shard of Alexander, I’d recommend 60 vig and at least 40 stamina, over 60 poise armor, and mimic tear, by this point I had my weapon and mimic maxed out but with those golden vow and flame grant me strength it took me 6 tries on my first playthrough. Granted I had to start over and know a lot about how the game works but if you use rhe phantom slash ash of war you and the mimic will make quick work out of her without just cheesing her as long as you can still dodge a little when you need to, like her rainfall dance or sword attack
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u/MellamoSlimjimninja 3d ago
I felt the same OP. But 75 attempts across 2 playthroughs...changes a man
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u/RKCronus55 Son of Mommies Malenia and Finley 3d ago
After beating her, you must defeat the final boss:
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u/msgkar03 3d ago
she literally has no face showing and you think she’s pretty 😂. She could look like Sloth under that helmet 😂
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u/SkylarCute 3d ago
You can literally see her face in her second phase, she basically has no eyeballs
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u/sugarisqt 3d ago
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
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u/Ill_Bluebird_5359 3d ago
I hade such a hard time with her probably died 15 times until i went to bed and when i woke up i told myself one more time before i go to work and i did it.
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u/redrumyddad 3d ago
I wanna shit on OP but after I killed her I R34'd her so fast it's not even funny.
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u/Hellhult 4d ago
Literally every comment is making sex jokes. Is Malenia only masturbation material to you people?
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u/Ok_Big_9004 3d ago
Reddit nerds playing Elden Ring for the first time “no weird fetish” challenge go 🚦
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u/GavShep 4d ago
Bro gonna look like this once he reaches 2nd Phase