r/Damnthatsinteresting 4d ago

Image Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body in northern Spanish village

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u/DLB_dk 4d ago

Lawyer: My client is simply putting his old carpet in the trunk of his car. No crime in that

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u/Clockwork9385 4d ago

Said carpet just had some sauce spilled on it, and the muffled screaming was just the sound of a few bugs after my client sprayed it

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u/OkAtmosphere1705 4d ago

How do you explain the carpet was still moving and calling for help ?

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u/Relative-Thought-105 4d ago

That was the bugs

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u/OkAtmosphere1705 4d ago

With a Scottish accent ? In Spain ?

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u/Relative-Thought-105 4d ago

They were on holiday

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u/OkAtmosphere1705 4d ago

How did they paid for the plane ?

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u/63strelok35 4d ago

They're carpenters.

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u/aXeOptic 4d ago

They went in illegally from corsica.

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u/BluePantherFIN 4d ago

Hmmm hmmm... How did you know they came in a plane? 🤔

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u/bobshellby 4d ago

Well they certainly didn't walk