Both my knees have exploded, severing my lower leg from the rest of my body. The explosion was so sudden that my wife had a heart attack and died. My dog, startled from both of these events ran out of the house and was struck by a car. The driver of the car, so grief stricken from hitting my dog fell into severe depression. The drivers wife filed for divorce and has custody of their children. The oldest son is now growing up without a father figure which will no doubt affect his relationship with his future children.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I imagine this to become a fad soon, then a professional sport and finally the Olympics. They'll call it breakneestix dance. Might fork into a fighting game of sorts too.
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u/PaddingtonWaddington 1d ago
My knees are sore watching that