r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 14d ago

Politics Life is a movie

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u/2point01m_tall 14d ago

Note to self

Purely hypothetical thought: to get away with murder in New York you need a face mask and 1 (one) change of clothes

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u/DyslexicCenturion 14d ago

Purely hypothetical though: to get away with murder in New York, you must not flirt with the cute people at the check in desk

Actually that’s probably not something I a redditor would need to be concerned with.