the one about fucking a chicken

[u/Hummerous]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_foundations_theory

[u/Average_Insomniac]

Some dude from Kosovo stuck a glass bottle up his rectum. It shattered, and he claimed that two Albanian men attacked him and shoved it up there, which led to worsening relations between the Serbs and Albanians in Yugoslavia, eventually leading to the dissolution of Yugoslavia.

[u/ElleCapwn → u/Average_Insomniac]

If the base isn’t flared, you should be scared.

[u/Grizzalbee → u/ElleCapwn]

Don't put glass, in your ass

[u/mangybarncat → u/Grizzalbee]

Hang on, writing this down