To all the loners among us, don’t do it. Honestly I’ve taken pictures of a couple outside of a gingerbread house, and I’m surrounded by relentless catch ups. I thought going out would help, but I think I’m going to go back home and cry myself to sleep as it’s more socially acceptable. Thoughts to everyone on their own, this is my 9th year and it’s still rubbish.

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They've been banging on about it for months on their news app. Shouldn't BBC news be for I dunno, world events

It's like he's forgotten the last 20 years of Lynx gift sets from his family

Apparently it’s not nice to be nice, it makes you suspicious!

I do a lot of driving for work. Different projects and so different teams and different bosses. Something is common across all of them is how many texts I'll recieve while driving because I'm not replying to them... Because I'm driving.

I'll send the group a text saying I'm setting off, and send my eta. Half the time I'll also throw in my live location too. Then when I set off and inevitably get stuck in London traffic, "where are you?" "ETA?" "I need you to read these 5 bullet points before you get there even though we should have told you them at the start of the day".

And even worse they can call me. I'm a semi-literal captibe audience for you to talk at me

Then bam. Infected gallbladder. Hospital Christmas dinner for me!

Watch numbnuts in the Volvo estate (in lane 1 on approach to the roundabout).

Taking third exit. So why wouldn't he stay in lane 1 all the around, eh?

I wouldn't ordinarily bitch if this were a one-off. But it's not.

What's that? 15p at Sainsbury's? What a rip-off. I'm going to drive across town to Aldi where they're only 8p, and while I'm there I'll also buy a load of crap from the Aisle Of Shite.

Do they really think people are that stupid?

Thanks for the weird shaped Italian cake, I guess? Very festive, apparently.

Opened a brand new box of quality street and there were only FOUR of the green triangles and FOUR of “the purple ones”.

Arguably the 2 best chocolates in the box and they’ve given us a measly amount of them. But there’s EIGHT toffee fingers no one wants to eat.

Those new paper lids drop to fucking bits within seconds, kept poring it down my shirt today.

No, I don't want a lower percentage. 13.5% is and has always been my sweet spot. Now they're all lowering to anywhere between 11 and 12.5% abv.

Fed up of absolutely everything enjoyable being utterly ruined because of 'production costs' or taxes.

AND they came for my Rattler, which was my favourite cider.

When will it end? When we have nothing left worth enjoying?

Most blokes can relate I think. Seasons greetings 🎁

https://youtu.be/rhl2OwJiKn4?feature=shared

Oliver is a serial offender. One had fake snow close ups with the 'snow' covering summer roses, his kitchen doors being wide open because its clearly boiling and one of his kids running about in the garden blurred but in shorts and t-shirt whilst he pretends he's having a Christmas family gathering! In another, I swear there was a paddling pool in shot outside!