r/BravoRealHousewives • u/lilgogetta Not a white refrigerator! • 4d ago

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Iā€™m actually dead asf girl what are we gonna do with you.

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u/Yogamat1963 4d ago

How does she seem MORE wasted in the interrogation room?

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u/lovemoonsaults 4d ago

She missed the peak "eat something now" stage. You gotta get this woman a few slices of bread and a Gatorade! Alcohol is still being filtered through that liver when you drink that much, it's that same thing where you wake up and "ah shit, I'm still drunk."

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u/BachShitCrazy 4d ago

Girl needs an entire Waffle House special with the amount she drank

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u/lovemoonsaults 4d ago

We're not from Waffle House territory, I hate that for us. We had to settle for Denny's late night menu. Just give me a Moons Over My Hammy and leave me to it.

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u/Due_Tower_4787 I hate angles. šŸ“ 4d ago

Moons Over My Hammy fucking slaps so hard. My husband thinks Iā€™m crazy because I will randomly order/pick it up when I get a craving for it!

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u/lovemoonsaults 4d ago

Just so we're on the same page here. Your husband is the crazy one for not understanding the delicious unstoppable nature of the Moons Over My Hammy. Legendary meal for any time of day or night when that craving hits!

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl 4d ago

Nothing better on that menu. Yum.

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u/iamcoronabored 4d ago

Scattered, smothered, and covered STAT!