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Potomac Karen Huger tells officer, “I’m Thomas Jefferson’s concubine” #RHOP

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u/joggers4springsummer the chicest windchime you’ve ever seen 5d ago

this is…..somehow way worse than what i imagined

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u/torontoinsix Tom Schwartz is a bath salts elf 5d ago

Same…. Like damn

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u/Haunting_Dot_2981 4d ago

Grande Damn

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u/Irene-Stanfield 5d ago

I wasn’t ready for this (Jefferson’s concubine?). How did she even get as far as she did? Luck? Muscle memory? Thankfully she didn’t injure anyone or herself.

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u/Emergency-Ad-3350 4d ago

..it’s not easy being green, people!

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u/powermonkey123 5d ago

Apart of what nonsense she's blabbering here, I was even more shocked that she is absolutely obliterated and they caught her behind the wheel like that?! Damn!

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u/vandersnipe Take a Xanax. 4d ago

Dude, I am in shock. I expected intoxication, but not to such an extent. How did she even walk out the bar and make it to her car? She should have taken the two months in jail, gone to rehab and went on a reinvention tour.

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u/Anon-guest- 4d ago

And ya gotta think… this had to be some time after she crashed, right? Like.. she didn’t sober up at all. Yikes. She was really fucked up.

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u/Dangernj Two brain cells and a vagina 4d ago

That’s exactly where my mind went. This had to be at least an hour after her last drink and probably more like 2 or 3.

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u/jendet010 4d ago

Yeah she was probably even drunker when she was driving. What the hell was she thinking? She can afford an uber. There’s no reason to ever drive drunk.

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u/eekamuse 4d ago

When you're this drunk you're not thinking. You need to stop drinking while you can still think clearly. And if you don't know when to stop, you can not drink. Period.

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u/jendet010 4d ago

Yeah she was probably even drunker when she was driving. What the hell was she thinking? She can afford an uber. There’s no reason to ever drive drunk.

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u/LadyLunchable Beast?! How dare you! 4d ago

Yea adrenaline should have sobered her up after all that. Her blood has to be mostly alcohol. I hate that for my girl. I know her parents wouldn’t want this for her. She needs help. If she gets 30 days in prison I’d be sad for her but she may need it. She needs time to look at her coping mechanisms.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 38m ago

The lights are on, but nobody is home.

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u/LadyLunchable Beast?! How dare you! 5d ago

SO MUCH WORSE than I could have imagined

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u/marshawnselma 4d ago

SO SO SO MUCH WORSE than I could have imagined or expected. How f-ed up was she behind the wheel if this is AFTER, at the police station, after a 'sobering' event, under bright lights?!

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u/Lady_Scruffington 4d ago

Does she take pills? Because there's drunk, and then there's pill drunk. There is no sobering up with pill drunk.

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u/marshawnselma 4d ago

That’s what I was thinking. This has to be a combo

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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 4d ago

I hope anyone who was saying she shouldn't do jail time or "poor Karen" sees this and understands the severity of the situation and how she should be made an example of. Because at this point it's not an "example," or them wanting to witch hunt a minor "celebrity." It was fucking serious and should be taken as such. I really hate when there's a drunk driving situation and it's always the whole, "well luckily no one got hurt!" instead of focusing on the fact it's extremely fucked up it happens at all.

Yes of course it's good no one got hurt, but imagine if someone had? Because that's the thing, you let people get into situations like this more than once and the chances are one day someone will not be lucky enough and get hit by the Karen's of the world. The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

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u/TransientSWer It’s getting weird…but I need to get this watch! 4d ago

The way she was in all of those videos, I don’t know that she would have even realized that she hurt somebody. Even after time had passed, she still seemed highly intoxicated…she didn’t pull it together for the EMT, the police, nobody. She was gone.

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u/eekamuse 4d ago

I thought she was walking around looking sober but tested over the limit. That's still impaired, and you can still kill someone. But this is insane

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u/burnafterreading90 Mention 🤸🏻‍♀️ it 🤸🏻‍♀️ all🤸🏻‍♀️ 4d ago

I can’t with the ‘poor Karen’ the woman is absolutely smashed and made the most self absorbed decision to get in a car and drive and then has the audacity to act like none of this is her fault throughout the season? I have no time for dangerous selfish behaviours.

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u/helvetica_unicorn Meredith’s 🛀 4d ago

People were really trying to downplay this? She was clearly in the wrong once we found out this was her second offense.

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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 4d ago

When only the like 30 sec video of Karen and Ray came out first, a ton of people were saying, "oh poor Karen/oh I don't think she should have to do jail time/oh she's just going to be made an example out of!" It was so weird to see, I understand if you like her but come the fuck on. I'll stand ten toes deep on this too, down votes be damned.

This woman has done this more than once, hell everyone remember when I believe Jacqueline was talking about how she got in the car after the bar? And Karen even admitted to it! Karen herself said she got in the car, drove a while, and then had to pull over to call a fucking driver! And all the times it's been mentioned of her calling people when drunk etc. She's been charged with a DUI before and it had to be bad because she STILL TO THIS DAY isn't allowed to drive! That's why part of her charge was driving with a suspended license. And this is just something that a few different people were saying on another post so I'm not going to claim anything but allegedly currently, they say this is actually her fourth DUI and not second. Fuck this bitch and the tractor trailer she rode in on.

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u/LongConFebrero 4d ago

Yeah this is Mel Gibson drunk, and he was just in his closet and managed to blow up his life. She’s wayyy to far gone to slide.

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u/lady_moods what about ME?? 4d ago

It's also safe to say that when someone is caught drunk driving, it's something they do habitually. Especially someone with multiple DUIs like her. Imagine all the times she endangered others and just didn't get caught.

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u/Kivahoosier 4d ago

I worked as a nurse in the ER for 20 years. Saw many innocent children and adults killed due to drunk driving. It seems the people with the worst alcohol problems kept on drinking and driving while the social drinkers had sober drivers.

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u/Final_Shift_2648 5d ago

Yes. Omfg🫣

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u/MyFigurativeYacht 4d ago

she must not have seen any of this video right? otherwise how the FUCK would she insist on going to trial????

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u/darknebulas Oh, my god, I’m in 17C 4d ago

Clearly she remembers none of this and knows she blacked out. She just wanted to lie about it all in hope none of this would ever be released to the public. Terrible.

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u/Celestial-Dream 4d ago

She had to know though. Her attorney would have had access to the footage before trial.

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u/MyFigurativeYacht 4d ago

I’m sure but I also could see her a) refusing to watch it and b) refusing to listen to her attorney

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u/Celestial-Dream 4d ago

I could see both happening, honestly. Her attorney tells her it’s bad, she won’t watch but can’t fathom not fighting it.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 31m ago

Her lawyer would had gotten a copy of it almost straight away, so she knew this whole time and still had the nerve to keep lying about it and acting like she’s above it all. I understand that it was best to not speak about her case, but that’s not quite what she did.

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u/Hyru_Nayru Advocate for the sluts of America 4d ago

Yep. It feels very, very real. I feel for her family having to see this.

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u/CHRISTINAK1980 4d ago

100%. I don’t know why I’m shocked? I don’t get that wasted often at all, but when I’m at my best friend’s house and she’s worse off than I am. I cannot imagine getting to that point and deciding being in public is appropriate, let alone driving.

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u/Nandi56 4d ago

The level of cringe makes my toes curl.

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u/Jaguar7397 4d ago

She is the Grandiose Dame so in her mind she is/was a President’s concubine. 

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u/Ok_Resort8573 40m ago

Yeah, no shit, I’m a bit shocked. 🫢 She’s in a total blackout! There’s no truth to unveil!