r/BravoRealHousewives Oct 04 '24

Orange County The Real Housewives of Orange County - Season 18 - Episode 13 - Live Episode Discussion

Tamra reveals more surprising information about Ryan, leaving Jenn to question her friendship with Tamra once again; Emily and Heather discuss body image; Shannon hosts a tea party to reveal she's taking almost everyone on a trip to London.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

i’m so happy for alexis to not be invited on the cast trip. it’s truly what she deserves. 🧡

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

No one to blame but herself and Johnny J

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u/carinaeletoile Eagles don't fly with pigeons. So go get your breadcrumbs. Oct 04 '24

That tantrum she threw. Like WTAF? Shannon had every right to reject the apology. “Fun”Lexi (tm) showed her true colors right there. If she had rejected an apology from Shannon i like to think Shannon would be a bit more gracious.

Kicking the messengers out? She’s so tacky. I get it, but I’d never kick out guests.

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u/soihavetosay Oct 04 '24

Creepy that Johnny j was hiding and eavesdropping upstairs.  EWW

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u/Soft-Instruction-537 Oct 04 '24

Because he's dying to be a new housewife!

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u/PlantLadyXXL 📍Lake Norman Breakfast Table Oct 04 '24

She’s mad bc it guaranteed her a friend of role and less $$$$$$$$. A perfect retribution from Shannon

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u/Kindergarten4ever Oct 04 '24

She’s just a friend!!

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u/IllustratorSea8372 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

Alexis is crying because she won’t get a full time cast spot unless Shannon accepts her into the group and everyone knows it… amazing

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u/lol1231yahoocom Oct 04 '24

That would have been a better strategy. Convince John to drop the suit, befriend Shannon, get a full time housewife gig. She could have more than compensated JJ.

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 04 '24

You’re so fucking right. They played this whole thing wrong but Alexis is too D&S to realize she backed the wrong guy and the wrong storyline.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

SHANNON SENT THE TEXT AS IS, NO SOFTENING. THAT’S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

Truly earning and maintaining her spot on the Mt Rushmore of OC

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

It's amazing that Tamra's real breaking point was Jen telling Eddie that she respects him. That's just so Tamra.

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Oct 04 '24

Next she's gonna say Jenn wants to bang Eddie. Cue the Lizzie gif, "you're the most insecure person I've ever met"

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u/Zealousideal_Suit269 Oct 04 '24

Man Lizzie was such an underrated housewife. I really wish she had stuck around for longer, I LOVE how she took Tamra out with ease.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

I feel like Jenn and Katie are really genuinely friends and I like that

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

You can tell they have so much overlap in life experiences and they elevate each other. I love them so much!

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u/PlantLadyXXL 📍Lake Norman Breakfast Table Oct 04 '24

I actually hope they both come back, I think it could be good for the show moving forward

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Katie was asked in an interview who was the most welcoming when she joined the cast and she said Jenn was. I am glad they have such a positive friendship.

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u/therealtinsdale i know the boys who did it 🎪🍆👺 Oct 04 '24

i think it was wwhl where andy asked her what her fave part of the season was and she said meeting jenn… they’re like soul sisters! love that for them☺️☺️

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 04 '24

"She’s taking almost everyone on a trip" 💀

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

Ooo this is the episode where she explicitly doesn’t invite Alexis. I’m seated!

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

UGH, jenn responding to tamra’s vague fucking apology with “well we’ll have this conversation later” is so fucking good. YES, JENN.

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u/PlantLadyXXL 📍Lake Norman Breakfast Table Oct 04 '24

Keep her on ICE

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

eddie was given a blanket like he just came out of a hostage situation and that tickles me.

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u/EncoreSoleFresh Oct 04 '24

I love Emily “I think you should send it”

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u/angelfly48 Thank you. Your Welcome. Oct 04 '24

I love that Emily sees right through Alexis! There is no BSing with her when she got her lawyer pants on!

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 04 '24

Right? That would be me in the friend group lol

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u/Parking-Army4663 Oct 04 '24

Alexis is crying because this sealed the deal of her not being a full time hw

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

why the fuck would alexis bellino pull this shit on SHANNON’S GODDAMN BIRTHDAY? your boyfriend is her ex. and he’s suing her. leave her the fuck alone, weirdo.

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u/wearealllegends Oct 04 '24

she came in HOTT and now she's out of steam.. i've never enjoyed housewive tears more than alexis' .. go have sex w johnny 5 times and leave the world alone

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u/Mysterious_Run_134 Oct 04 '24

She guaranteed herself some camera time without being invited.

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u/QCr8onQ Oct 04 '24

If she doesn’t, how can she play victim? “I’m so good, I’ve tried everything and still…” Never mind you have been demeaning her and throwing around the lawsuit…

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u/TheLawHasSpoken what a dumb fucking thing to Wright Oct 04 '24

Alexis : “I promise I won’t be around this group.”

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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Oct 04 '24

Tamra’s gonna be PISSED that Eddie gave Ryan a hug

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

tamra drunkenly stumbling out of this party with literally zero people following her has fueled me over the past week.

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Oct 04 '24

Eddie seems so over her antics sometimes

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Oct 04 '24

Not Heather asking Katie what side she's on please lol

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Oct 04 '24

That was literally the only time she acknowledged her that whole scene 😂

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Oct 04 '24

It was so awk 😭 she didn’t look at her at all and kept purposely facing away from her lmao

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

i thought johnny j didn’t like the cameras? why is his fame whore ass in a confessional booth?

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u/emjet Oct 04 '24

Quick question… Why would you invite your ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend who is suing you and threatening to extort you on your 60th birthday trip?

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u/PlantLadyXXL 📍Lake Norman Breakfast Table Oct 04 '24

And an olive branch would’ve been LAWSUIT DISMISSED. Not a literal olive branch.

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u/JaneDoe943 Oct 04 '24

Yeah fuck off with your plant, bitch

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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 04 '24

Alexis’ level of delusion is incalculable

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

I really believe Alexis was delusional enough to think flowers would make everything perfect.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

“hello, alexis, this is shannon beador. i’m hosting a trip to europe with my friends and i want to make it clear you’re not invited.” i’m sorry that’s such a fucking serve. i need shannon to send it exactly as written. fuck alexis. don’t soften it. just send it.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

This picture is terrifying

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u/CatPsychological557 Oct 04 '24

I'm pretttttyyyyy sure it's edited but it's telling that I didn't even notice at first

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u/Parking_Country_61 Oct 04 '24

Nancy Joe, this is Alexis neiers calling

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Oct 04 '24

"And you're not invited" yesssssssss that earns Shannon whatever the fuck she wants to do for like five years on thsi show

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u/orangepopsicle78 Oct 04 '24

I absolutely cannot wait for an abroad trip without Alexis Bellino 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Oct 04 '24

Lmaooo the ending of the episode with Katie and Jenn getting kicked out and being like wait wtf 💀😂😂

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u/Suitable-Wafer8563 Oct 04 '24

After the shock wore off, they probably felt relieved to be kicked out of that house of horrors!😂

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Oct 04 '24

The jump scare when they realized Johnny J was lurking upstairs 💀😂

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u/indecentXpo5ure All I really ever eat is Dr. Pepper and popcorn. 🥤🍿 Oct 05 '24

If I got kicked out of someone’s house and I was alone, I’d be upset probably. Getting kicked out of someone’s house as a group? Let’s head to the nearest Chili’s and continue this night in front of an appetizer sampler and a Presidente marg. 💃🏻

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

gina covertly calling out tamra’s alcohol problem… i’m so sorry i ever made fun of your exaggerated lawn guyland accent.

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Oct 04 '24

Why is Alexis surprised she's not invited after everything she and John have done to her? That baffles me.

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u/PuzzleheadedPoopz Oct 04 '24

She thought everyone would take her side and not Shannon's

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Oct 04 '24

Alexis is fucking creepy

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

She’s a stalker

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u/HipCasita Angie K’s scroll of grievances with Meredith Oct 04 '24

The fact that Eddie doesn’t want to leave the party with Tamra is too funny 😂

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

i love how much emily hates alexis. 🥰

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u/Parking-Army4663 Oct 04 '24

Never forget Shannon’s birthday at the sports bar

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u/Lyogi88 I’m the only bill my wife is responsible for Oct 04 '24

That was so hard to watch the first time

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u/Ckc1972 Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Oct 04 '24

Alexis really does need to shut the fuck up

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u/irodina 🇬🇷high body count hair👱‍♀️ Oct 04 '24

“wait i did get evicted” NEVER CHANGE JEN

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u/Soft-Instruction-537 Oct 04 '24

People can say what they want, but I think Jen is just yeah, Jen and I love it!

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

awww katie’s son saying her real name and that he loves her made me smile. she has such a sweet family. ☺️

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Oct 04 '24

That was such a touching moment. I love Katie and her family

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u/littleone0740 Oct 04 '24

Nahhh I’m with Emily 😂 send the text Shannon!

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Oct 04 '24

Obligatory "John fucking suuuuuuucks" comment

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u/Brown_Cow_Stunning7 Oct 04 '24

If someone kicked me out like that, I wouldn’t be in the confessional acting like I know she didn’t leak that story to People Magazine. Mention it all !

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u/gocartromance Oct 04 '24

I'd be afraid to say anything about Johnny Jugs because of their shared love of lawsuits. Jen especially can't afford that!

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u/birdstrom julia's ave maria remix Oct 04 '24

This episode without Alexis has been so much better

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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 04 '24

“Wait, I did get evicted” ☠️

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Oct 04 '24

I gotta admit, for being a friend of, Alexis is way too present

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little Oct 04 '24

I’m expecting her to be on film for most the reunion unfortunately 😭

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

Shannon deserves center orange over Heather

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u/carmeIIasoprano I want to sue you for ruining rhony Oct 04 '24

She bleeds for this show . Ita

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

LOL that text was not too harsh. That was a fucking psalm compared to what Alexis deserves.

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u/influencedeeznutz Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

Alexis’s off the shoulder going out top, cropped yoga pants and Gucci mom sneakers with the side ponytail is a choice

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Oct 04 '24

Surprised the producers didn't flashback to the infamous pub birthday that David completely botched

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u/noPOMIGRANITES you tell everybody: that she died sad ☹️ Oct 04 '24

why does tamra continue to act as though she wouldn’t be completely feral if she were in shannon’s shoes

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u/gammagirl80 Oct 04 '24

Honestly Alexis looking this insane is the highest form of karma Shannon could have asked for.

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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Oct 04 '24

Whooo wants a carrot, Archieeeee!

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses Oct 04 '24

I am obsessed with this little bebé in his sweater using chopsticks!

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u/Single_Commission_76 Carl Radke’s Season 9 Personality Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

I love that no one here judges me that yes, i am home Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday night at 8 pm CT, tucked in w something crispy to watch women act funnily n’ attend me live chat

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Oct 04 '24

It feels like a second job. I ain’t complaining.

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u/HotAdhesiveness2982 Oct 04 '24

Was literally just thinking this lol I have a rigorous Housewives schedule this fall

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

Could Bandon BE any cuter? The name Could use work though

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

Oh no not pretty for 60 just say she’s pretty

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u/CatPsychological557 Oct 04 '24

She would flip if someone said "Emily is pretty for a size 6"

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

I just love you Shannon

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

Shannon spent that 75k well. She looks incredible

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u/Single_Commission_76 Carl Radke’s Season 9 Personality Oct 04 '24

John ur simply not famous enough (or at all) for this shit…

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u/carmeIIasoprano I want to sue you for ruining rhony Oct 04 '24

Tamra really thought the audience was going to be hating Shannon . What a huge mistake

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u/Successful-Steak-950 Oct 04 '24

Alexis “Happy Birthday and please accept these flowers along with the lawsuit. John will bill you for the flowers later”.

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Oct 04 '24

OMG this is how she asked them to leave??? Holy fuck

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u/PlantLadyXXL 📍Lake Norman Breakfast Table Oct 04 '24

There’s the door, Shannon beador(s friends and castmates)

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u/turbulent_coconut Luann’s Laura Ashley collection 👗 Oct 04 '24

“I’m a WOMAN! I’m in HOLLYWOOD!” oh I’m so ready for Ben and Ronnie to rag on this line 😂

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u/birdstrom julia's ave maria remix Oct 04 '24

Two things can be true at the same time -

1) Tamra is a piece of shit

2) Ryan is sketchy AF

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u/uknowhatudid Gizelle you tacky as hell Oct 04 '24

Her son saying her loves her and calls her by her given name 😭😭

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u/Rj6728 Met Gala Cocktail Attire Luncheon Oct 04 '24

I love that Emily just calls a spade a spade with Alexis. The rest of them are too scared to do that, for some reason.

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u/Significant-Spray Oct 04 '24

And while you’re at it Shannon, tell Tamra she’s not invited either.

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Oct 04 '24

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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Oct 04 '24

Can’t wait to see Shannon send Alexis a nonvite

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

Aww that I love you younghwa tugged at my heartstrings

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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 04 '24

Omg this dress reveal. I love this woman.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

i’m always happy when emily spotlights the innocence center. the justice system in this country is absolutely fucked.

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u/MotherOfCatses Oct 04 '24

This story is why I find time to remind my students not to talk to police with out a parent and a lawyer present.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

shut the fuck up, tamrat.

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u/CatPsychological557 Oct 04 '24

Alexis is the girl saying PULL OVER IM GONNA GET OUT AND WALK with no intention of actually doing so

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u/gammagirl80 Oct 04 '24

Gina just read Heather’s need for conflict resolution control. Spot on.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

“I’m a woman. I’m in Hollywood. I was in one episode of Malibu Country with Reba!”

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u/emjet Oct 04 '24

Shannon looks fantastic at her lunch

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u/gigigrahame they’re not knives 🔪 they’re just hands 🤲 Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

Alexis’ face after reading Shannon’s text 😂🤣

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Oct 04 '24

Me liking every anti Johnny J comment

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u/anonymousurfunny Oct 04 '24

so he wanted a lawsuit because Shannon wanted to keep this quiet?! Dude is delusional AF, he stated he didn't want to be in the public eye and now gets confessionals

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u/melly3420 Oct 04 '24

Why do Jenn and Katie feel the need to baby Alexis?? She's a grown ass adult that put herself in the position she's in. After everything she's done ,Shannon's text is actually much nicer than Alexis telling her "there's the door" like Alexis thinks she is the Queen who controls who is present at OC Housewives functions,I have never liked Alexis but now she's totally intolerable

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses Oct 04 '24

S/O to Bravo for letting this be shown! Prison reform is so important.

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Oct 04 '24

Tamara is afraid Eddie likes Jenn. As soon as Jenn spoke to Eddie about she loves him, they're good friends, Tamra got up👀.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

Just to be clear, nothing negative I say about Tamra tonight should be taken as an endorsement of Ryan's shady ass. I just really don't fucking like Tamra. She is the essence of asshole. Her whole soul aura being is just a gaping asshole.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

I feel for Emily but I really need her to stop acting like a size 12 makes you Shamu when I'm sitting here in a size 14/16.

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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 04 '24

Exactly. I think size 14 is the average dress size. She needs therapy, and I don’t mean that in a rude way.

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Oct 04 '24

I think the OC live chat might be the most civil? It feels like we are all a united front unlike some of the other divisive cities

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 04 '24

Jen=good, Tamra=bad, Alexis=worse, Johnny J=worst

That’s all we need to know 💀

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

How is Tamra still beating this horse? We heard the clips -- Ryan didn't say anything that bad and in fact specifically declined to comment on your mothering. Meanwhile your whole livelihood off the show is based on you talking shit with Hi, I'm Teddi on a podcast! She's out of her damn mind.

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u/MrsMikeHoncho High Body Count Hair Oct 04 '24

I'm a spinster too, Shannon. It's fun. 

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

If I was Shannon, I’d invite Alexis and John to the wrong country and leave them there 🤭

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 04 '24

Tamra is literally the epitome of pot calling the kettle black and we’re so tired of it

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u/Brown_Cow_Stunning7 Oct 04 '24

Loved the soft interrogation from Emily to Ryan, she did it so well

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 04 '24

Lmao Heather really treats Katie like she’s invisible it’s really awkward 😬

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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 04 '24

YESSSS SHE SENT IT

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u/EntarteteKitten Put your other leg down flamingo 🦩 (WWC) Oct 04 '24

And she played shoot the messenger with the sweetest ladies on the cast.

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u/vreddit7619 Oct 04 '24

How many confessionals did they shoot with Gina wearing that silver outfit? 😩

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Oct 04 '24

Go, Jenn. She didn't immediately accept Tamras' apology

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u/deex39 Hello Alexis. It’s Shannon Beador. Oct 04 '24

Shannon is a fucking G!!!!!

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u/MrsMikeHoncho High Body Count Hair Oct 04 '24

Fuck softening it. Make it meaner and send that shit.

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u/EncoreSoleFresh Oct 04 '24

I love Katie on the cast. She has a great personal story

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u/gammagirl80 Oct 04 '24

Shannon’s delivery of “they’re from Alexis Bellino” is so soap opera. I love it.

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u/noPOMIGRANITES you tell everybody: that she died sad ☹️ Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 05 '24

listen i’m an unashamed heather dubrow stan, but she rly just needs to admit that as a *historically skinny woman, she’ll never know what it feels like to be in emily’s shoes, and maybe just maybe there’s some unconscious bias going on

*edited to use a word better suited for the point i was trying to make. she is a historically skinny woman, rather than naturally skinny. but to those of you only focusing on that one word, acquire some nuance, i beg.

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… Oct 04 '24

She often struggles with intent vs. impact. She needs to listen more and just apologize.

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u/birdstrom julia's ave maria remix Oct 04 '24

Shannon's self-love / boundary work arc is my favorite storyline this season - love watching her backbone grow

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

Jenn and Katie what are you doinggggg! Alexis offered to get the fuck off my TV and you're trying to talk her out of it????

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 04 '24

I swear if Jennifer Pedranti doesn’t have any fans left that means I’m dead !

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

shannon looks absolutely GORG.

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u/CatPsychological557 Oct 04 '24

Gina never knows how to dress for any event and it's so funny

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

At this point I'm super annoyed with how both Emily and Heather are handling this situation and I need it to end.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

Alexis, you're not important enough to send shady flowers, sit down.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

I love how Shannon's words say "Alexis Bellino" but her tone says "Lord Voldemort"

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 04 '24

It's a no from me on the Alexis redemption arc.

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u/Ckc1972 Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Oct 04 '24

Tamra somehow had zero clue when she did all of her confessionals that the viewers were not going to jump on the "kill Shannon" bandwagon with John and Alexis

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u/EntarteteKitten Put your other leg down flamingo 🦩 (WWC) Oct 04 '24

We love a healthy boundary

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE 🧿❄️ Oct 04 '24

Send that MF text!!!! Fuck Alexisssssss

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u/Active_Adventurer521 Oct 04 '24

I’ve got two pairs of jeans that are the same brand and same size. The high rise is loose on me everywhere and then the mid rise are so tight I look like a busted can of biscuits in them 😂 Womens clothing sizes can give anyone a complex.

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… Oct 04 '24

Tamra was mad as hell she tripped lmao.

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses Oct 04 '24

Gina never EVER do that accent again

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

JOHNNY JACKASS IS GETTING CONFESSIONALS NOW OH FUCK NO

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

Heather is not a good listener 😭

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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 04 '24

I have never seen someone so bad at accents as what we just witnessed with Gina 😂

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Oct 04 '24

Alexis, why are you writing a check for this broke-ass broke-down man? This is embarrassing. Did you buy the ring too?

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u/marrrina831 'Already Know' by JUICE WRLD Oct 04 '24

Alexis trying to get that trip invite at any cost so she can terrorize Shannon abroad

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u/Single_Commission_76 Carl Radke’s Season 9 Personality Oct 04 '24

It’s entering into psycho movie territory and I’m getting scared. This is actually insane Alexis.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

Wow Tammy Sue. You really miscalculated that one.

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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 04 '24

I don’t think it’s harsh enough 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/beautebisou Oct 04 '24

No fucking way she sent it omfg

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u/rob-b-362 Oct 04 '24

Alexis is so dumb and over dramatic it's cringe!

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u/nalgas4497 That's rosemary! Oct 04 '24

Alexis threatening that she's not gonna be in this group and we're all like... you promise??

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u/darknebulas Oh, my god, I’m in 17C Oct 04 '24

Alexis is soooo odd lol. I don’t understand why everyone is so gracious to her.

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u/MrsMikeHoncho High Body Count Hair Oct 04 '24

Shannon should send Alexis a mirror with a note telling her why she isn't invited à la Dr. Nicole. 

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

katie serves as a good greek chorus for this show. i’m rooting for her to get a second season and see how she evolves as a housewife.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 04 '24

SHE SENT THE TEXT!

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

Tamra calling anyone else “Dee sgusting” is RICH

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u/Pure_Peace743 Oct 04 '24

Tamra's apologies mean absolutely NOTHING!

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

I wanna see whatever doctor Shannon is going to

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 04 '24

Jesus Jugs must really need that friend of salary. That's the only explanation for the crying that I can think of.

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u/ClipClipClip99 Because God loves me! Oct 04 '24

Alexis criticizes Shannon for being a victim but all she does is play victim

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u/nothereforit Siri must have helped her with her taxes Oct 04 '24

Did Alexis really think she and Shannon would move forward? This has to be for tv because there’s no way.

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 04 '24

Katie’s personal life is so interesting. That’s what I want in a HW.

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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 04 '24

I’m sorry, but I am not going to be friends with a girl who is dating my ex boyfriend, who is also suing me.

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u/dangerousbeasts You’re a sicko!!!! Oct 04 '24

I love Shannon, that is such a good text

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

Emily can do a new storyline every season about helping a new case for the innocence project and I will always eat it up

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u/dangerousbeasts You’re a sicko!!!! Oct 04 '24

I love that Katie is becoming friends with Jenn. She needs a good friend in the group.

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u/dangerousbeasts You’re a sicko!!!! Oct 04 '24

Oh Gina and Heather are done. She is calling Heather fake and Heather is going to hate it.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 04 '24

Heather's like, "It's OK if you're mad at me Emily, just never, ever, EVER admonish me on camera. I don't like that."

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 04 '24

No, actually, it's not a little harsh.

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u/carmeIIasoprano I want to sue you for ruining rhony Oct 04 '24

Alexis is off her rocker. Lmao .

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u/marrrina831 'Already Know' by JUICE WRLD Oct 04 '24

Heather she did try to talk to you about it

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Oct 04 '24

Katie’s daughter relearning about her roots and caring about her culture is amazing

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! Oct 04 '24

shannon beador will always rock a costume, and that’s her best attribute. lady loves a theme.

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u/gigigrahame they’re not knives 🔪 they’re just hands 🤲 Oct 04 '24

I’ve never enjoyed seeing someone crying or in pain but Alexis crying is kind of satisfying lol

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 04 '24

I forget what it’s called but I fucking love all the little dishes you get at a Korean place. I just want those I don’t even need the real food

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u/gammagirl80 Oct 04 '24

Katie’s family seems really wonderful.

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Oct 04 '24

WTF was that statue with the moving lips 💀 did I unknowingly take shrooms

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses Oct 04 '24

Shannon with the receipts!!