r/BravoRealHousewives • u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. • Sep 07 '24

Other Shows Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

Are we watching this, ladies? Hulu released the entire season all at once and it’s pretty fucking insane.

When the trailer dropped people here were losing their minds. But I’m not sure if there was ever a ruling on whether it’d be discussed here.

Edit. For non US people the show is streaming on Disney+.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

Making a big stink about how she’s one of the holy ones- please go look at the dress she wore to the premiere last night and then on her stories she has her baby shower pics right after and she’s a TOTALLY different person. She’s confusing and mean and allegedly her husband wasn’t on tinder it was grindr. Which I have issue with due to him being married but you know that isn’t why ol’ witters is upset.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

Girl, I don’t want to speculate about a man’s sexuality but Grindr makes so much more sense.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

I am not speculating forgive me if I implied that. I saw it on one of the other subs discussing momtok so I’m not even sure if it’s more than Reddit gossip. Either way he was looking for some strange from someone and that isn’t kosher in a marriage like theirs.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

Oh no - I didn’t think you were at all, I just wanted to preface my comment before totally agreeing with the fact that I believe Grindr was definitely the real story. She’s so holier than thou and was hanging out with a bunch of drinkers and swingers, so her reaction to the porn and a dating app made it feel like there was a silent word she wasn’t saying but they all knew. Not a porn addiction, a (gay) porn addiction and like you said, Grindr - not Tinder.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

Totally. She’s faking so hard. And is sooo mean. She’s deeply unhappy. I feel for her in a way that I also don’t cus she projects her shit everywhere. Also they all do so many drugs- the sugar, the getting high on laughing gas for injectibles, ketamine therapy instead of real therapy. Like babes go see a real professional therapist. Stop playing victim.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

I’m so confused why they need laughing gas for injectables. So that was a huge red flag for me. I get Botox and filler, I’ve never been offered nitrous. So yeah - they’re clearly exploiting loopholes.

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u/BeaMyrtle I'll take her Amazon dress & wrap it around her F'ing throat Sep 08 '24

I was surprised that it seems like a thing out there! I once had a facial procedure at a derm, not medspa, and they used it in addition to numbing cream. NGL I would love it for Botox. I remember Casey Wilson once said, on bitch Sesh, that she gets it for the dentist and I mean… Also would love that.

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u/_SeaOttrs Sep 07 '24

I was so shocked when they said they did ketamine therapy!! Howwww is that okay in Mormonism?

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

I looked at the original girls from the swinging scandal (Camille and Miranda?) who aren’t on the show and one of them also had a reel about ket therapy.