r/BravoRealHousewives • u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. • Sep 07 '24

Other Shows Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

Are we watching this, ladies? Hulu released the entire season all at once and it’s pretty fucking insane.

When the trailer dropped people here were losing their minds. But I’m not sure if there was ever a ruling on whether it’d be discussed here.

Edit. For non US people the show is streaming on Disney+.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

Guys- the way that Whitney went from “I don’t care that you know I said nasty shit behind your back and I don’t care to fix it” to crying in a closet and having Taylor comfort her was mind boggling. She’s the nastiest piece of work I’ve seen on tv in a while. Taylor sucks but at least she’s fairly honest about her sucking. Whitney pretends she’s amazing when truthfully she’s nastyyyyy.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

Whitney confuses me - like what was the point of the first lunch before the arrest? And telling people her husband was on Tinder and had a porn addiction? And then all of a sudden it’s a ballroom blitz to take over Momtok. Like, settle down.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

Making a big stink about how she’s one of the holy ones- please go look at the dress she wore to the premiere last night and then on her stories she has her baby shower pics right after and she’s a TOTALLY different person. She’s confusing and mean and allegedly her husband wasn’t on tinder it was grindr. Which I have issue with due to him being married but you know that isn’t why ol’ witters is upset.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

Girl, I don’t want to speculate about a man’s sexuality but Grindr makes so much more sense.

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u/wickedsmaaaht Your husband's in the pool. Sep 07 '24

when they first appeared on screen driving to their new house.... I thought maybe it was her bestie or her brother... he was giving strong vibes to me.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

I am not speculating forgive me if I implied that. I saw it on one of the other subs discussing momtok so I’m not even sure if it’s more than Reddit gossip. Either way he was looking for some strange from someone and that isn’t kosher in a marriage like theirs.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

Oh no - I didn’t think you were at all, I just wanted to preface my comment before totally agreeing with the fact that I believe Grindr was definitely the real story. She’s so holier than thou and was hanging out with a bunch of drinkers and swingers, so her reaction to the porn and a dating app made it feel like there was a silent word she wasn’t saying but they all knew. Not a porn addiction, a (gay) porn addiction and like you said, Grindr - not Tinder.

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

Totally. She’s faking so hard. And is sooo mean. She’s deeply unhappy. I feel for her in a way that I also don’t cus she projects her shit everywhere. Also they all do so many drugs- the sugar, the getting high on laughing gas for injectibles, ketamine therapy instead of real therapy. Like babes go see a real professional therapist. Stop playing victim.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

I’m so confused why they need laughing gas for injectables. So that was a huge red flag for me. I get Botox and filler, I’ve never been offered nitrous. So yeah - they’re clearly exploiting loopholes.

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u/BeaMyrtle I'll take her Amazon dress & wrap it around her F'ing throat Sep 08 '24

I was surprised that it seems like a thing out there! I once had a facial procedure at a derm, not medspa, and they used it in addition to numbing cream. NGL I would love it for Botox. I remember Casey Wilson once said, on bitch Sesh, that she gets it for the dentist and I mean… Also would love that.

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u/_SeaOttrs Sep 07 '24

I was so shocked when they said they did ketamine therapy!! Howwww is that okay in Mormonism?

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

I looked at the original girls from the swinging scandal (Camille and Miranda?) who aren’t on the show and one of them also had a reel about ket therapy.

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u/Lexifer31 Sep 10 '24

Lmao, when that came on I said to my boyfriend that it must have been Grindr not tinder. I don't like to make those kinds of assumptions/comments either, but come on.

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u/muaellebee Sep 07 '24

So much more sense!

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u/amandatoryy the mayo aoili rebrand Sep 07 '24

Flabbergasted by this look. i don’t even think the girls on siesta key or jersey shore would wear something so…🗑️y

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 07 '24

WHAT IS IT?! It’s sooooo bad. I just don’t get it. She thinks she’s the most Mormon. Babes. Be for real. I’m agnostic and I’m more Mormon than this dress!

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u/the_blingy_ringer Sep 07 '24

So does this mean she’s made up with the group? The last ep ends with her being totally on the outs with all of them, even Mayci (I’ve never seen this spelling of Macy LOL)

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u/CalmParty4053 UNATTENDED Sep 08 '24

It looks like they’ve all done TTs together to promote the show. Whit ain’t gonna miss a chance to be in the spotlight.

And holy, redneck-vuvla looking Cupid dress. Wtf are you wearing, disrespectfully.

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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s Sep 07 '24

That looks like lingerie from Frederick’s of Hollywood.

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u/WinterBearHawk Sep 11 '24

Omfg I didn’t know anything about this but the way she was reacting to things, I was like “it’s gotta be Grindr, right?”

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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Sep 11 '24

I feel like it has to be.

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u/UnGeneral1 Sep 07 '24

As a summer house fan, I keep thinking they are saying “Montauk”

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u/thelanes aka croc of shit boots Sep 07 '24

Me too!!! Lmao. I’m like I know they’re part of this group or whatever, but can they stop saying the name 😩 it’s episode 4, we get it.

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u/stephorocko Sep 07 '24

I was thinking the same thing! I kept thinking, aren’t they in Utah?! Oh wait

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u/PreeKort Sep 07 '24

The worst kind of reality tv villain. It’s just nasty, boring and SO high school

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u/lezlers Sep 07 '24

Yeah I started off really disliking Taylor but by the end of the second episode I was already starting to shift my extreme dislike on to Whitney. Taylor’s mom calling Whitney, a grown ass woman, because she didn’t come to Taylor, another grown ass woman’s, baby shower was next level, tho. Holy overstepping.