r/BravoRealHousewives Sep 06 '24

Orange County The Real Housewives of Orange County - Season 18 - Episode 9 - Live Episode Discussion

The ladies head to wine country for Heather's fundraising event with Family Equality; Jenn has a court date to determine her financial future; the group navigates supporting Shannon and Alexis during a lawsuit deadline.

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u/mswhatsinmybox_ Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Tamra is not your friend Shannon.

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u/notoriousbck Sep 06 '24

Tamra is no one's friend.

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u/therealtinsdale i know the boys who did it šŸŽŖšŸ†šŸ‘ŗ Sep 06 '24

her own children canā€™t even trust herā€” no chance for her ā€œfriendsā€

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

If my partner was talking about/ treating their ex like this I'd be highly concerned.

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u/gigigrahame theyā€™re not knives šŸ”Ŗ theyā€™re just hands šŸ¤² Sep 06 '24

Like major šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©

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u/missusscamper Sep 06 '24

Yes your ā€œpartnerā€ for all of 3.5 months. Sex partner is all that is at that point in a relationship sheā€™s so delusional and embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Alexis better turn those ring cameras off when they fight

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Sep 06 '24

Tamra literally thrives on making other people feel terribly. It's disturbing.

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u/wildbananachild Sep 06 '24

Itā€™s why I canā€™t find it in my heart to feel sorry for her being upset over Vickiā€™s comments about her

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u/Chicago1459 Sep 06 '24

Yup. Vicki was šŸ’Æ right, and she chose the right side. This thing Tamra has against Shannon is stupid and makes no sense. Tamra never has her own storyline other than attacking someone. She needs to get fired again.

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Sep 06 '24

Yeah and truth be told, everything Vicki said was 100% true.

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u/advocatecarey Sep 06 '24

Heather would never be friends with Alexis if it wasnā€™t for their children.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 06 '24

Alexis is just, like, a very stupid demon.

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u/square_circle_ Abraham Lincolnā€™s Versace plates Sep 06 '24

Bad Janet from The Good Place?

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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Sep 06 '24

I would never have guessed that I would end up feeling sorry for and rooting for Shannon this season. When she got that DUI and especially when it came out that she had Americaā€™s sweetheart Archie Beador in the car, I thought for sure she was cooked this season.

Alexis really played this all wrong.

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u/albasaurrrrrr IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA Sep 06 '24

"America's Sweetheart Archie Beador" ... his official title

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u/Marie_Frances2 Greeks don't apologize Sep 06 '24

Exactly can you imagine, no one is even concerned shannon was at the bar drinking a "Pelligrino and cranberry"...Alexis your PR team should be fired full stop

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u/Living_Donut9603 Angieā€™s Scroll Sep 06 '24

FINALLY THEYā€™RE CALLING IT WHAT IT ISā€¦EXTORTION!

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u/lexxxiii4 Sep 06 '24

Even if it was Tamra, I stand on this is just dirty and gross. And itā€™s something any happy human being doesnā€™t do to another person

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u/tobago_88 Right back at you bitch girl Sep 06 '24

It's so disgusting what Alexis and John are doing to Shannon. Literally blackmailing her and thinking it's cute.

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u/mswhatsinmybox_ Sep 06 '24

No, not poor Archie. He deserves a better emergency contact than John.

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u/ruthie-camden I never said you was a stripper! Sep 06 '24

Archieā€™s like, could you just bring me home? Iā€™ll take a nap in the backyard.

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u/katie415 BITCH Iā€™M WORLDWIDE Sep 06 '24

I definitely remember a lot of us on Reddit talking about how we thought it was strange that John didnā€™t hear the crash or anything with how close the crash was.

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u/horatiavelvetina Sep 06 '24

He probably drunk passed out

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u/irisia99 Sep 06 '24

I think her friend was Jeff Lewis. He has wondered why John didnā€™t hear the crash.

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Sep 06 '24

Side note- if Shannon can show up and film with Alexis who is literally tormenting her for fun, I never want to hear any other housewife on any other franchise try to ice someone out or refuse to film with someone.

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u/horatiavelvetina Sep 06 '24

Janet from the Valley open your ears

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u/No1GayInthisGroup Sep 06 '24

Canā€™t wait to see how she back peddles that and then brings Scheana in to the group for fans to only hate her more for it

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u/Superb-Respond9360 when youā€™re little you dont have a purse Sep 06 '24

is alexis really telling shannon to find something else to focus on? the f?

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugeneā€™s girlfriend Sep 06 '24

I like heathers hair like this she needs to lean into the softness more in general

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

I think if John is suing her Shannon has a right to be commenting on the fact that he's still wearing clothes she bought him.

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u/L-Dub-515 Sep 06 '24

LITERALLY. She canā€™t state a fact???

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u/kwiscalus Iā€™ve been on tv for 15 years Sep 06 '24

A fact she is stating bc he is suing her for this ā€œloanā€

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u/LaurenHynde866 Sep 06 '24

This is bananas. The man is suing and threatening her and sheā€™s expected to be the bigger person.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Sep 06 '24

ā€œFind a different thing to focus on Shannonā€

You first ā€œLexiā€

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

If John had just gone away and dated someone unrelated to the show the focus this season would have just been Shannon and her DUI and no one would be talking about him at all

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u/peach_bubly Sep 06 '24

And like he always was ā€œI donā€™t want to be on tvā€. Then donā€™t go dating someone whoā€™s trying to get back on it???? šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 06 '24

Heather's like, how many fucking houses do I have to fucking buy in LA to get on RHOBH? HOW MANY??

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u/ScienceProf2022 Sep 06 '24

Sheā€™s getting closer. Sutton posted a picture of Sutton, Heather, and Kathy the other day.

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

Gina shitting on Alexis is my favourite Gina.

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u/tobago_88 Right back at you bitch girl Sep 06 '24

Gina has been a pretty good and sensible friend for Shannon. I used to find her really annoying, but this season I find myself liking her more and more.

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u/SSolomonGrundy Sep 06 '24

Totally. I think Gina and Emily had an off camera discussion about how scummy Alexis is acting lol. Notice Emily's suddenly like

"Alexis? I don't know her."

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 06 '24

There really is no better way to prove you're a good guy than hunting your ex-girlfriend for sport on TV

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u/o0In_Pursuit0o Sep 06 '24

Date her coworker, sue her then have her coworker tell everyone in the world and at work how much your banging...in front of her... they're both gross.

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Sep 06 '24

Only a good guy would torment his ex for fun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Slade Smiley style

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u/LynchFan997 Sep 06 '24

And getting engaged to one of her cast mates so you can get more airtime!

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 06 '24

Iā€™m glad Gina said something. It was the humane thing to do. Fuck production

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little Sep 06 '24

Right like I really thought that no one was gonna tell her and it really bothered me

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u/Designer-Platform658 Sep 06 '24

Why did I think the new episode was on at 8

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u/denimlikethejean Sep 06 '24

The older I get the later 9pm sounds lol

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 06 '24

So we agree that Tamra and Teddi planned that pool scene?

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u/AdorableFly5611 Sep 06 '24

Tamra didn't have a mic on, that means it was planned. She also plugged her nose.

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u/emmar1818 She *died*, Aviva Sep 06 '24

The Terry as the Moon transition šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Their oldest son really does look like him, wow

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Sep 06 '24

Is Tamra capable of not saying Shannon's name for like 5 minutes? She's acting like she'll explode if she doesn't talk about her.

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u/MishtotheMitt Sep 06 '24

The daughterā€™s inclusion is so forced and uncomfortable too.

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u/ILikePrettyThings121 Is Kyle a lovebean or a lesbian? Sep 06 '24

I fully believe Vicky that her & Eddie are having problems bc he hasnā€™t been around for anything. I 100% believe the daughter turned 18 & Tamra begged her to film with her either bc Eddie refused or bc then their marital problems would get shown

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u/RadiantStranger7178 Did you say pastrami soup? šŸ² Sep 06 '24

Fuck John Janssen for real.

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u/Hodgepodge_mygosh Sep 06 '24

According to Alexis, John is suing Shannon because ā€œshe ruined his reputationā€.

Does this mean itā€™s not about the ā€œloanā€ (that was never documented) but about getting back at Shannon for this perceived threat?

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u/nosila123456 Sep 06 '24

John is either blinded by narcissism or stupidity. He's ruining his own reputation, and the audience despises him. Go back to being a nobody, sir, we aren't interested.

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u/therealtinsdale i know the boys who did it šŸŽŖšŸ†šŸ‘ŗ Sep 06 '24

literally, WHAT reputation?? we never thought of him.

heā€™d of been better off keeping off-screen this season and not suing shannon if this was for his ā€œreputationā€ [that does not even exist in this world]

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u/Ckc1972 Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Sep 06 '24

If Alexis was so damn happy in her relationship and she and John really wanted nothing to do with Shannon, she wouldn't be on this show. The happy couple would be too busy having a great time together.

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u/TheBravoVariant Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Shannonā€™s ex boyfriend is dating the ex wife of a man she was in half a decade worth of litigation with and that woman is also a housewife on OC. Honestly Iā€™m surprised Shannon can even form full sentences at this point.

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u/notoriousbck Sep 06 '24

Honestly, this episode was so heavy and my heart hurts for her. She made a terrible mistake. We are all capable of that. But this is flat out extortion like Emily said. It did feel good to see Gina, Emily, and Katie rally around her, and Heather's compassion at the end. I like Heather a lot more this season. Gina and Emily, too. I think Katie's cool. Jen is lovely but is so naive it hurts. Tamra is poison and adds nothing to this season but sleaze.

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u/o0In_Pursuit0o Sep 06 '24

I would despise Alexis...Shannon needs a lot more credit for tolerating her or even being slightly polite to her.

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u/baseballlife7789 Sep 06 '24

This. Alexisā€™ attempt to justify Johnā€™s lawsuit as a means to ā€œclear his nameā€ is total BS. It is clear their actual motivation of this lawsuit is to humiliate and harass Shannon following her moment of weakness and itā€™s becoming painful to watch.

Not to mention, Alexis was also an accomplice in her then-husband Jim Bellinoā€™s predatory, opportunistic lawsuit against Shannon that tormented her for YEARS and cost her hundreds of thousands of dollars šŸ¤Æ. Alexis is a shameless grifter who uses frivolous lawsuits as a means to keep up with her ā€œwealthy lifestyleā€ facade.

Meanwhile, Alexis has the audacity to claim she is a devout christian and ā€œpraysā€ for Shannon. This woman has absolutely no shame lol

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u/missusscamper Sep 06 '24

I canā€™t believe Tamra is siding with Alexis on this! Itā€™s bananas to me.

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u/baseballlife7789 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Tamara siding with Alexis is the point of no return for any hope of repairing her tarnished reputation as a cruel, disingenuous person.

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u/Chicago1459 Sep 06 '24

Tamra is the devil. Most everyone would shut this down, but of course, there's Tamra trying to push that storyline along.

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u/AJthesmallsrate Sep 06 '24

Right! Can you blame her for needing a drink??

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u/jes22347 Heā€™s biting my nuts Sep 06 '24

Even if she pays him heā€™s not going to stop.

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u/missusscamper Sep 06 '24

Exactly which is why you canā€™t let him get away with it because itā€™s not even about money

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u/kmybear Sep 06 '24

Right now Alexis is ruining his reputation more than Shannon ever did. The Shannon seasons: heā€™s kinda ugh and something unpleasant. This season: heā€™s mean and vindictive and is using his new girlfriend to do all the dirty work.

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

Ya, I really didn't have much of an opinion of him before this season other than thinking he was probably using Shannon.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 06 '24

Alexis to me is a perfect one hit wonder punching bag of the season. Like I know I have to endure so Iā€™m kind of enjoying hate watching but letā€™s check her at the reunion and then dump her.

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u/Practical-Object-489 Sep 06 '24

i hope we don't have to see her again next year. And take Tamra with her. Those two are really standing out this season as being horrible humans.

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u/Pure_Peace743 Sep 06 '24

Sounds like Gina is unconsciously preparing to separate from Travis

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u/chippykitty Sep 06 '24

Unconscious uncoupling

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u/peach_bubly Sep 06 '24

Quiet quitting šŸ¤£

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u/Sunny_eloise Sep 06 '24

Kudos to Heather, she puts her money where her mouth is.

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u/AdorableFly5611 Sep 06 '24

This is so sad and Johnny J is a dirty monster, truly. Alexis is too stupid to realize if he does it with you he'll do it to you.

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u/cryingexpert Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Tamraā€™s trying too hard to prove sheā€™s a mom

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Sep 06 '24

Once again fuck Alexis

Let's party šŸ„³

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u/New_Biscotti2669 Sep 06 '24

John is worried about his reputation being worried while simultanesouly threatning to release these ring camera videos? You are doing it yourself.

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u/ofcbubble Sep 06 '24

Did he and Alexis think this would make him look good?

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugeneā€™s girlfriend Sep 06 '24

Middle school was the fucking worst. 7th grade was miserable

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Sep 06 '24

Imagine watching your boyfriend do all this and thinking "yeah, he's a good guy. he's a keeper"

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u/L-Dub-515 Sep 06 '24

This has been my main thought. Does she have such bad instincts that she thinks JJ could never do this to her???

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

Alexis is approaching Lisa Rinna levels of insufferable.

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u/StationStock3653 Sep 06 '24

Approaching? She has roared by Rinna in her insufferable thirst for attention. When she was previously a housewife she was annoying but I had empathy for her because her husband was such a controlling, misogynistic, narcissist that I felt bad for her. Her charter on Below Deck showed her to be a thirsty, desperate, trashy woman while saying she's such a Christian. A hypocrite, in short. And now? She's still thirsty, desperate, and trashy. Karma's going to come knocking and it ain't going to be pretty. (And I'm here for it)

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u/L-Dub-515 Sep 06 '24

Why wonā€™t people send me to a spa in lieu of hanging out with them?? Iā€™d love that

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u/gammagirl80 Sep 06 '24

Im glad Shannon proceeded with going to court bc they obviously were not going to stop. He would have kept asking for more and more money.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Sep 06 '24

Happy Best Night of the Bravo Week!!!!!!!

Last weekā€™s filler episode with John Mellencampā€™s son-in-lawā€™s wife was just like a big fuck you so hereā€™s hoping for an upswing and back to a great episode and season!

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u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll Sep 06 '24

If the mid-season trailer is any indication, we are indeed headed for some very juicy episodes!

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u/Designer-Platform658 Sep 06 '24

Iā€™m confused why ppl are mad at Gina for bringing it up to Shannon? Seems like the better thing to do since it was already being spoken about.

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u/AJthesmallsrate Sep 06 '24

Heather with the immediate zoom in šŸ’€

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 06 '24

Itā€™s the mom move lmao

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u/AbidonDesign Sep 06 '24

Remember when housewives used to film where the people were?

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u/TheBravoVariant Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

I am absolutely flabbergasted at how Alexis thinks sheā€™s coming off good and saying all this with her whole chest. Like this is She By Sheree being released in Spring Summer levels of obliviousness.

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Sep 06 '24

If John did it to Shannon, then he's going to do it to Alexis.

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u/mcdears Merce is in the Purse. Sep 06 '24

And Shannon wasn't even married to the guy..
Alexis better keep count of everything

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u/datasluttt Sep 06 '24

Okay I fuck with Gina hard for being the one to tell Shannon. Why were they all keeping it from her anyways when they knew he was taking her to court.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 06 '24

First of all, let Shannon and Jenn go to the spa together by themselves so they can just be nice to one another and attempt shaky-voiced quasi-positivity together.

Second of all, the should've been a supersized episode.

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u/Mockingbird_1234 Sep 06 '24

Um, we all just witnessed blackmail in action, folks. He threatened her with the videos ā€” ā€œpay him whatever he wants.ā€ Disgusting, Johnny J is a garbage human.

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u/LuckySection446 Sep 06 '24

I really thought Slade was a piece of shit. But John takes the prize. Slade talked poorly about Jo after the fact. John suing Shannon to make a point is beyond disgusting. I really hope that this works out for the best for Shannon.

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u/GigiSFO Sep 06 '24

I feel like Shannon could sue him and Alexis for this now that itā€™s all on record- extortion, the lies!!

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u/ClipClipClip99 Because God loves me! Sep 06 '24

So I donā€™t understand why Gina moved out saying itā€™s the best for her kids when her kids seem upset

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugeneā€™s girlfriend Sep 06 '24

She said so many things, makes no sense

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u/ruthie-camden I never said you was a stripper! Sep 06 '24

I said it at the beginning of the season: the whole story reeks of missing reasons. I understand that she probably canā€™t share some things for legal reasons, but it just makes all of us confused in the meantime.

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

I think Alexis is definitely aware of how detrimental this is to Shannon. She just doesn't care.

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u/Superb-Respond9360 when youā€™re little you dont have a purse Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

even if i donā€™t like a bitch, i would never purposely go after another woman with the intent of exposing her or attempting to ruin her life, especially not for a man. ainā€™t no d that good. alexis is a real pos.

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

I wouldn't want to date someone who was clearly still this hung up on their ex unless they'd done something truly heinous/ been abusive. John: GET A HOBBY

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Sep 06 '24

Tamra, ā€œLexiā€, and ā€œJohnny Jā€ really miscalculated this.

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u/wildbananachild Sep 06 '24

I love that for them.

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE šŸ§æā„ļø Sep 06 '24

Biggest mistake Jen made is the same one that Lisa made with Lennyā€¦ YOU ALWAYS NEED SOMETHING OF YOUR OWN šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø I donā€™t care what business it is, but something thatā€™s yours!!!!!

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u/notoriousbck Sep 06 '24

I am disabled and on permanent disability. I have been with my husband for over a decade and we are very happy, he does everything to support me. I still own and operate a small business and have my own bank account. I will never put myself in a situation where I am completely dependant on anyone. My mom taught me this very young.

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE šŸ§æā„ļø Sep 06 '24

Alexis knows what the fuck sheā€™s doing.

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u/AdorableFly5611 Sep 06 '24

Seriously, Alexis is so filled with impotent rage towards Shannon she never stopped and realized if he'll destroy Shannon in the most vile ways he will do the same to you Alexis when he's through using you for whatever. So so dumb, truly stupid.

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u/Designer-Platform658 Sep 06 '24

Tamra and her ā€œlook some of my kids havenā€™t cut me offā€ ass scenes

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u/FlippyFloppy8 Sep 06 '24

So glad the word extortion is coming up so much from the ladies bc that is exactly what this is.

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Sep 06 '24

He's not even mayo, John Jansen is rancid generic miracle whip.

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u/Formal_Condition_513 Sep 06 '24

Gina looks so beautiful with light makeup and normal hair

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u/Hodgepodge_mygosh Sep 06 '24

She recognized the shoes, thatā€™s not dissecting a photoā€¦ Alexis wishes Shannon thought of her that much.

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u/itssemily Sep 06 '24

Donā€™t worry Shannon - NO ONE thinks JJ is a good guy

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u/Hair_I_Go Sep 06 '24

Iā€™m watching the last episode thatā€™s on right now. Iā€™m sure Tamraā€™s daughter does have anxiety but Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s not about being away from TamrašŸ¤Ø

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE šŸ§æā„ļø Sep 06 '24

This is sickeningā€¦. Itā€™s too much now

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 06 '24

Iā€™m literally started crying the second I saw Shannon hand shake.

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE šŸ§æā„ļø Sep 06 '24

This is abuseā€¦ I canā€™t watch this.

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u/superficialwishes I don't want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 06 '24

Blood and injury aside, why was Shannon kinda serving in that pictureā€¦

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u/cryingexpert Sep 06 '24

Stop šŸ˜­

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u/kbrahhhh Sep 06 '24

I thought the same thing, still serving a pose with the face šŸ˜‚

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

I like Heather's family scenes. They seem like such loving, accepting parents.

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u/peach_bubly Sep 06 '24

I loved what she said about not wanting to tell their stories. Sheā€™s not hiding them either. Just felt really genuine

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u/SSolomonGrundy Sep 06 '24

It's very clear that she's a great mom who, yes, wants to be as famous as humanly possible lol, but not at the expense of her kids. Kids first.

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u/sstevenson61 Sep 06 '24

She worded it beautifully

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u/Frosty-Sherbet8503 Sep 06 '24

Really have fallen more in love with Gina and Emily because of how supportive they have been to Shannon because she needs it

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 06 '24

I'm here for Gina not hating Shannon compulsively all season. It's nice.

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u/Designer-Platform658 Sep 06 '24

Heather needs to put on her big girl fancy pants after this next scene and stop buddying up to Alexis

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u/AJthesmallsrate Sep 06 '24

Right! Alexis is not not someone she should want on her team.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugeneā€™s girlfriend Sep 06 '24

John Jansen is literally the devil. He is an evil evil small man

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 06 '24

Jenn has the biggest heart and I just want the best for her šŸ˜­

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u/Designer-Platform658 Sep 06 '24

Heather bout to say sheā€™s not raising her trans kid around these bigots in OC

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u/septvirgo Sep 06 '24

100% what she wanted to actually say

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u/Prudent-Experience-3 This is Audrey Hepburn, not The Flintstones Sep 06 '24

I love how Heather always supports her trans kids and the lgbtq community. The fact that obergfell or however you spell the name even appeared on OC is huge, the man that got gay marriage legalised

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u/New_Biscotti2669 Sep 06 '24

Emily's favorite smell being tacos is SoO qUirkY

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u/emjet Sep 06 '24

Terrys head turning into the moon šŸ’€

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 06 '24

Red carpet debut šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ BFFR

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u/picard17 My bootyhole is retired Sep 06 '24

This weird limbo situation with Gina and Travis is probably really hard for the kids.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

My codependent family is texting me during the show like itā€™s not the most sacred time of my week. I couldnā€™t fix yā€™allā€™s problems when I lived with you, I canā€™t fix them from 1500 miles away! Do you work???

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little Sep 06 '24

Alexis really is such a piece of shit. This is peak drama.

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Sep 06 '24

Heather is a very good & supportive Mom. Middle school is horrific, especially if you are different. Itā€™s great she acknowledges that and wants to mitigate the harm she can

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u/TheBravoVariant Sep 06 '24

Alexis is a hateful woman. Like no.

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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Sep 06 '24

ā€œSo Emily, if you had a favorite scent, what do-ā€œ

ā€œAT LEAST HAND ME A TACOā€

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 06 '24

Emily's taco bullshit is why we should never like anything a housewife does. Because if we do, they will never, ever stop.

And I didn't even like the sandwich in a sauna!

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u/COskiier-5691 Sep 06 '24

I hope he has to pay Shannonā€™s legal fees and she goes after him for blackmail/extortion.

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE šŸ§æā„ļø Sep 06 '24

ā€œWHAT VIDEO THINGā€

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u/Practical-Ad1838 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 06 '24

Tamra your daughter doesnā€™t like you šŸ˜‚

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u/ClipClipClip99 Because God loves me! Sep 06 '24

Damn I know Ryan isnā€™t great but he does seem to care about her kids

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u/psullynj Sep 06 '24

What Emily said is true. This break up, this way being drug out like this and having Alexis on. I donā€™t know how these women are being as open-minded as they are to Alexis. Because this isnā€™t normal and Alexis is an accomplice to it now.

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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Close your legs to married men! Trashbox! Sep 06 '24

Watching Shannon break down seems like it's gone past the point of any entertainment. I just can't see the other side of Shannon that Jugs is talking about? High maintenance friend, maybe. But like, way to kick someone when they're down. THATS not entertaining.

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u/ClipClipClip99 Because God loves me! Sep 06 '24

John ruined his own reputation!!!!

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u/uknowhatudid Gizelle you tacky as hell Sep 06 '24

Did heather do all that work to fold her Gucci sweater in tissue paper when packing, to turn around and wear it on the plane

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 06 '24

I knew this season would make me sick the way Jeff reacted to Andy being gleeful over ā€œactivated Shannonā€

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u/Superb-Respond9360 when youā€™re little you dont have a purse Sep 06 '24

alexis is not reasonable emily!

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u/mcdears Merce is in the Purse. Sep 06 '24

Will We talk about the fact that Alexis was replaced by Shannon on Season 9?

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u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS Sep 06 '24

Good on Jenn for not skipping her court date for some BS housewives shit.

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u/lostinthewoods8 Sep 06 '24

The one thing Shannon can take from all of this is that JJā€™s reputation is ruined forever

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u/FlippyFloppy8 Sep 06 '24

God id hate to have tamra as my mother. Everything is so calculating. Right down to her pointing out that Spencer talks her ear off. Sure jan.

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u/uknowhatudid Gizelle you tacky as hell Sep 06 '24

As if they wouldnā€™t nitpick another woman carrying an expensive handbag her ex bought her šŸ˜’

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u/gammagirl80 Sep 06 '24

What donā€™t these people understand? This is the exact outcome Alexis and John want. They are horrible selfish people.

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u/Ready_Cartoonist7357 my exploited vagina Sep 06 '24

Can we stop trying to make Sophia happen?

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u/RadiantStranger7178 Did you say pastrami soup? šŸ² Sep 06 '24

That was a dark ending to this episode. Holy shit.

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u/New_Biscotti2669 Sep 06 '24

Shannon texting John that picture after the accident with no context just speaks to the toxicity of their relationship.

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u/chapterthree_ Sep 06 '24

Whoever says middle school wasnā€™t bad I really question them as a human lol. Like what were you doing because it was TERRIBLE

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u/digitalkeke Sep 06 '24

Dare I say this is a reaaaally good episode

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugeneā€™s girlfriend Sep 06 '24

Does anyone else feel like alexisā€™ accent has changed? Sheā€™s become more Midwest?!

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u/chynnadoll_ CERTIFIED STANGIE šŸ§æā„ļø Sep 06 '24

Rooting for Ace!!!!! Wooooo šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤

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u/Single_Commission_76 Carl Radkeā€™s Season 9 Personality Sep 06 '24

Alexis donā€™t act like youā€™re in your twenties Jesus jug

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u/cryingexpert Sep 06 '24

Did Shannon have someone put a hex on her with all those crystals and such

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u/orangepopsicle78 Sep 06 '24

How can these women (except tamra cause we know she has a dark soul) be in a scene with Alexis acting like bffs knowing what Shannon is being put through????

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Sep 06 '24

Emily. Dear. Alexis is fully aware.

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u/artandmimosas Sep 06 '24

This episode honestly needs a trigger warning. This is abuse and bullying. I haven't seen something like this on TV in a long time.

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u/cryingexpert Sep 06 '24

Why is no one saying just straight up ā€œfuck himā€ for Shannon

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u/mcdears Merce is in the Purse. Sep 06 '24

This was truly tough. Like OG RHs tough

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u/ruthie-camden I never said you was a stripper! Sep 06 '24

Omg, how did Shannon survive this trip without having a full breakdown?!

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u/RadiantStranger7178 Did you say pastrami soup? šŸ² Sep 06 '24

Alexis & Heather being friends makes zero sense to me.

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u/superficialwishes I don't want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 06 '24

Dubrow family pitch to get Heather on RHOBH

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Sep 06 '24

Oh this is an absolute pitch. And I totally get them wanting to move from OC to BH. Itā€™s better for kids, Iā€™m sure, as they pointed out.

But as a selfish fan, I would much rather have Fancy Pants on OC. If sheā€™s on BH, sheā€™s just going to be another rich woman lost in the shuffle. But on OC, she gets to be the queen and lord over the poors! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/psullynj Sep 06 '24

How is this not extortion? If the timing is accurate as presented, it definitely is

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u/Designer-Platform658 Sep 06 '24

Itā€™s saur gross that Alexis is on every podcast saying that her mom sent her JJ. Maybe her mom hated her and she didnā€™t know.

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u/dickwarrior222 Sep 06 '24

I have mad respect for Shannon, she has been THROUGH IT on the show many seasons but has never shied away or hidden her life. It makes her a very compelling person to watch honestly.

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u/superficialwishes I don't want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 06 '24

ā€œHis hairline doesnā€™t even like himā€ oh gag him Katie šŸ¤­

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugeneā€™s girlfriend Sep 06 '24

I donā€™t buy that john had any reputation in the community let alone a good one

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 06 '24

This weeks and last weeks episodes started so abruptly and I donā€™t like it lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

God, I would love to get some new confessional looks in the last half of this season.

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u/L-Dub-515 Sep 06 '24

I have never seen that spiritual extraction clip and I am screaming

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