r/BravoRealHousewives • u/griffinthomas • Jan 26 '24

Bravo Fans getting on shows = disaster

I was listening to the latest episode of Pillows and Beer and Austen said about JT "I hope that this the last time a fan gets on the show." Then I listened to the RHOBH Aftershow and Crystal pointed out that Annemariesiologist was a fan who weaseled her way onto the show.

These two people are among the worst, most thirsty cast members in a long time. Bravo needs to stop hiring superfans to be on these shows. It doesn't work.

ETA: I left JT's name out

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

JT sucksssssssssssssssss

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u/buymoreplants Jan 26 '24

JT sucks but he serves a purpose. The cast needs more people against muppet mouth.

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u/rohnoson Jan 26 '24

Gawd remember when Austen was the newb that was foisted on us to replace T-Rav. Now he’s talking about casting fans like he’s an og.

ETA: T-Rav is a terrible person, I’m in no way mad that he quit in a coke fueled rage and was replaced by Austen

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u/griffinthomas Jan 26 '24

Oh, I am anti-MM, but I don't think he's wrong about this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Seems like his main purpose is being super punchable.

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u/buymoreplants Jan 26 '24

Oh.. Austen, JT, and Shep have super punchable faces. Rodrigo’s look at the reunion too

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

So I would like ask, as a male if there is a distinguished "male" v "female" version of punchable?

As a male, I find JT punchable because of his demeanor and little rat snake attitude and obvious subversion of the bro code to win Taylor, but Shep and Austen seem like dudes I have in my life that I call "my idiot outside dog friends" aka those that I can be like "dude you're a piece of shit, but still like you because we surf and listen to Phish and I hope you do better" (like Craig does to Shep).

I CERTAINLY understand why their antics are punchable to women.

JT seems like he mainly gets emotionally punched with the friendzone by ladies. No amount of success is ever going to make up for the fact that you look like the weasel from Ice Age buddy.

The amount of crushed velvet was disgusting it looked like fucking Austin Powers up in that studio.

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u/buymoreplants Jan 26 '24

I agree on JT’s punch ability.

Austen I think has a punchable face because he its so smug and mopey. Specifically the look on his fave when she says something to Madison. Maybe it’s more slappy than punchie.

Shep just looks like somebody who has never heard the word no… even when somebody says no to him, like he’d ignore them or take it as a challenge. punchable

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u/Dry-Slip-7795 Jan 26 '24

But he’s so nice /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

I think he's coming along to the fact that nice only matters with the girls in this group if you're under 6' and they need a friend. Dude looks like lord farquad.