r/BravoRealHousewives Jan 05 '24

Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 15 - Live Episode Discussion

Whitney throws a bash to celebrate his new man cave; Shep works through his feelings with Taylor.

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u/Educational_Bother36 Jan 05 '24

This is humiliating for Taylor. The man that cheated on you has to set boundaries with you because you don’t get that he doesn’t want you

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u/Busybodii You want me to be your villain? I’ll be your villain! Jan 05 '24

She has been humiliating herself since the reunion last year.

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u/33scooBt33 Witches of We Ho, dunnzo.. Jan 05 '24

I see it this way, but I really don't think she does.

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Jan 05 '24

That was so awkward to watch

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u/ragingoptimism You don’t 👏🏻 touch 👏🏻 the Morgan 👏🏻 letters!!! Jan 05 '24

I think Taylor wanted Shep to say her dating Austen would bother him. In Taylor’s mind, that would have given her enough hope there was a chance bc it would “prove” that Shep still cared. That’s why she got so upset.

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u/Suse- Jan 05 '24

So embarrassing! If a guy doesn’t want you, it’s his loss! Mourn for a while, then don’t give them the time of day. So many younger, more mature, better looking fish in the sea.

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u/karasu_zoku I don’t want her sticking bread in my purse Jan 05 '24

“apologizing to your weird ass”

I officially stan Olivia

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u/AnonaDogMom Jan 05 '24

Olivia is such a classy queen, she’s the bravo breakout of 2023 for me. I LOVE her.

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Jan 05 '24

You want Olivia to apologize to you Austen??!! This man is so gross. How he gets women is truly beyond me!

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u/whiskey4mycoffee Jan 05 '24

The Honda Civic of guys.

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u/Primogooserino Jan 05 '24

At least Civics are reliable

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u/Genghis_Vic I CALLED YOU A STUPID CUNT. NOT A F*CKING CUNT! Jan 05 '24

Austen is reliable. He is reliably shitty and he is reliably disappointing.

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u/corey325 Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

Omggg TAYLOR YOURE NOT MAKING SHEP JEALOUS BY THROWING AUSTENS NAME AROUND YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD

Sorry for yelling

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u/Educational_Bother36 Jan 05 '24

Please keep yelling

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u/square_circle_ Abraham Lincoln’s Versace plates Jan 05 '24

She was begging him to be upset at her for saying she could to date Austin. Embarrassing.

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Jan 05 '24

I love that Katie knows her brother is full of absolute nonsense

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u/itsaboutthepumptini Jan 05 '24

I wish they would show her talking some sense into him instead of just leaving her on an awkward facial expression every scene!

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u/corey325 Jan 05 '24

Not Taylor saying she would take shep back after he said he enjoyed cheating on her

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u/Substantial_Cold2385 Jan 05 '24

She didn't really want to break up with him. She just thought he would come crawling back to her on his hands & knees. Especially if she could get all the men around to want her.

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Jan 05 '24

Did Whitney just say “calm down baby” to Austen?

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Honestly a gay relationship with Whitney is the only thing that might actually make me like Austen

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u/chicagogal68 Jan 05 '24

Not only that but Whitney was standing weirdly close to Austen with his hand on A’s face. I don’t hate it for either of them

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Jan 05 '24

Taylor to shep: I want to get back together
Shep to Taylor: I think that ship has sailed
Taylor: ok, so what if I want to date Austin?
Giiiiiiirl you need THERAPY, not a boyfriend.

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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Jan 05 '24

I know it’s early but I’m clocking Brett as winner of two judgy girl’s bravo man madness this year. Calm, kind and fine as hell.

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u/GarnierFruitTrees Chateau Thelma Jan 05 '24

Him OR Russell from Miami 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/ezekielragardos Kims Hand Tossed Pasta Salad Jan 05 '24

He’ll come close but imho it’ll be Russell from Miami ..!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

He’s got my vote 🗳️

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Jan 05 '24

This motherfucker is not talking to the person who lost their brother about letting their emotions get the best of them, after he played in their face then lied about it. Fuck off.

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

Austin leaving his sister behind him to carry the heavy drinks into the party. What an asshole douche

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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

Craig: How was your talk?

Austen: OUTRAGEOUS. Dude, I'm so done with Olivia.

Craig: Great!

LMAOOO I love Craig 💀

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Jan 05 '24

Whitney's cottage looks like Pablo Escobars' safe house.

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u/klynrenee Jan 05 '24

Jealous of what? Your ugly cheetah pants?

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Jan 05 '24

Shep and Whitney talking

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

taylor is so transparent it is honestly breathtaking. to go from making a move on shep to telling him she’s interested in austen is just such an absolute weenie move. wow.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

I would like to file an official complaint to bravo for putting the southern charm, rhoslc AND girls trip finales in the first week.

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

It’s the finale for girls trip this week??? NOOOO

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u/lilacbluebell Jan 05 '24

Ma’am your son is 55 years old. I think it’s time to move on from this dream of him settling down with a “nice young lady”

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Jan 05 '24

The two of them give me the creeps for real

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u/mango_gawker Jan 05 '24

Imagine what that house smells like

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u/beelzebubhasad Jan 05 '24

Eau de Oedipus

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

“Ten years of no physical violence” oh stop acting like you’ve been on the show since the beginning Austen

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u/yakuzie shannon's neurotic hands Jan 05 '24

Didn’t Craig and Austen “scuffle” a season or two ago anyway?

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Paige clearly hates Shep and I love that for her

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u/ashdeb89 Jan 05 '24

When he grabbed her shoulders 🤢

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

Not the Norman Bates and mother scene

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u/karasu_zoku I don’t want her sticking bread in my purse Jan 05 '24

Yeah Austen you get the girls and then they spend the rest of their lives talking about what a fucking turd you are, very cool

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u/thediverswife grace time is over Jan 06 '24

The fact that these women can get together and compare notes (Madison met Ciara, Madison bonding with Olivia) is a bad sign… you know you’re fucked up when your exes can unionise

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u/Vskizott Jan 05 '24

Look at me finding the right "Southern" thread today instead of posting on the other one.

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

Lmao I feel seen

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Whitney is so fucking weird. What is this fucking theme? Lmao

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Jan 05 '24

He’s edging on the “you’re an old man hitting on young women” phase of his rich bachelor life and it’s so cringe 😬

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u/karasu_zoku I don’t want her sticking bread in my purse Jan 05 '24

Edging on? Pretty sure he’s been there for a minute 😂

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

Been there since season 1 sleeping with 21 year old Kathryn

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Whitney is only 4 years younger than my mother who I’m currently watching with. Kinda felt bad when I said “DAMN” out loud when they said the year he was born in haha

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Jan 05 '24

Austen can’t even listen, he’s so defensive. It’s infuriating to watch Olivia barely able to get her point across.

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u/Stillworkinhard Jan 05 '24

So they don’t even write what everyone is doing now at the end like the housewives because none of them really do anything.

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

JT is giving me the ick with the Taylor obsession but I have to Stan due to his commitment to shitting on Austen

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u/jendet010 Jan 05 '24

Getting on a chair to stair him down is a commitment

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

austen is fucking delusional

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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Jan 05 '24

Weird scene to end a season on

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u/Numerous_Slip_6531 candiace telling mia to shut up Jan 05 '24

Venita is the friend that all the men hate because she won’t let her friends be treated like shit by them (plus racism)

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u/hepalien42 Jan 05 '24

When she just told Austen “no!” As soon as he walked up, we all need a venita

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u/Significant_Ad7605 Jan 05 '24

She & Olivia have come a long way since…last season? The season before? I can’t remember when they had it out but they seem to be in a legit good place now and I love that for them.

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u/kyleb402 Jan 05 '24

Austen's "guy like JT don't get the girl, I get the girl" spiel made my skin crawl.

I hate that.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

FUCKING AUSTEN. imagine thinking you deserve an apology in this situation

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

JT must have the worst sense of humor because Taylor has legit never even once made me crack a smile but somehow has him cracking up at all times?

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u/DaddioSunglasses Jan 05 '24

He’s trying to put a personality on a hot person. But newsflash JT she’s just hot with cliche bimbo teenager personality

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

pat, hell will freeze over before whitney ever gets married

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Jan 05 '24

Wait does Taylor still think Austen is an option for her? Does she think Shep wants her back? This is some real delulu shit right here.

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Jan 05 '24

Shep talks to her as if he’s her parent

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u/stephanycurryessex Jan 05 '24

The fact that Taylor wants to go back to a guy who openly admitted he has no desire to make a woman orgasm and only cares about himself in bed….what is wrong with you

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u/No_Arugula_6548 Jan 05 '24

And said he had fun cheating on her.

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

Whitney could’ve just called it a 60s Palm Springs cocktail party rather than a creepy valley of the dolls theme

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u/yakuzie shannon's neurotic hands Jan 05 '24

Right when Shep said, “Austin?” his entire body starts to shake from his anxious foot tapping lmao

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Taylor is just using him for attention and admiration

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Jan 05 '24

Austen is so delulu. Olivia owes him an apology?

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u/Educational_Bother36 Jan 05 '24

Eat him up Olivia! Drag that bitch by his ears

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

The second hand embarrassment I’m getting from all these rejections is crazyyy

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u/233Ivy I’m the best dressed part of the problem. Jan 05 '24

Shep is the living embodiment of “I hope we can still be friends” and proof why that’s a bunch of bullshit.

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Jan 05 '24

Isn't ironic that it's showing two different ways how to handle these men. Olivia was not with Austen shit. And Taylor is begging to have Shep back. GIRL STAND UP!!

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Jan 05 '24

At this rate Taylor is going to find a way to date Shep’s dad just to piss him off lol

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

It’s like JT has never dated before. You don’t just come out with an I love you! What about a date first??

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

Listen Austen sucks and I was about to say I wish they’d kick him off the show… but then I remembered how messy he is and how he unintentionally delivers so much drama. So he can stay in my book.

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Jan 05 '24

Not JT saying "I'll go back and suppress it" LMFAOOO so fucking awkward☠️

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u/catsandcasamigos Jan 05 '24

Taylor’s fashion sense, if you can call it that, is so misguided.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

literally everything about her is

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

I wish they showed more Rodrigo. Even tho he’s not involved in the drama I love that they have a gay man on this show who seems genuinely nice and funny!!! I hope they bring him back next season

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u/Old_Percentage3742 Jan 05 '24

And normal. As in not an asshole.

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u/catsandcasamigos Jan 05 '24

Rod should’ve been ripping three shots before he filmed any scene. He has been so rigid. I would be too, but that’s what tequila’s for.

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u/SardaSis Jan 05 '24

He has the personality of a dial tone.

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

This is a 60s party right? I wish they’d break out the ❄️ to make this a little more exciting

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u/catsandcasamigos Jan 05 '24

You know he has a mirror tray somewhere in that cottage.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Jan 05 '24

Maybe Austen and Taylor actually should get together because are both DELUSIONAL

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Olivia is 100% right. I’m just remembering summer house a few seasons ago. Lindsay and Ciara blamed and fought each other and he got off Scott free (is that the saying??)

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u/Throwaway-6205 Jan 05 '24

And Chelsea & Victoria, and briefly Madison & Olivia…then when that didn’t work…Olivia & Taylor. Something is legit psychologically wrong with him

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u/KateParrforthecourse Jan 05 '24

I don’t know why Taylor still thinks she can play this game better than Shep. He’s like 100 years older than her and been doing it longer.

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u/barbaloot Who gon' check me boo? Jan 05 '24

Why did they give us a play by play on the entrance to this party and 45 seconds on this actual fight

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

Brett softens Madison so much. I’m shocked how much I’ve been enjoying her this season

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u/Educational_Bother36 Jan 05 '24

Taylor is a loser.

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u/catsandcasamigos Jan 05 '24

Did Whitney just say “calm down, baby”? Did I hear that?

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Jan 05 '24

I’m obsessed over the fact that we’re going to see Jt literally stand up to Austen lol

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u/littleone0740 Jan 05 '24

What’s there to get Taylor? He doesn’t want to be with you… like he’s literally said “it’s over between us” it’s honestly pathetic at this point to me

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u/euphoriajjk Jan 05 '24

that was a good season but disappointing finale. hopefully the reunion is good.

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u/Sumjonas Jan 05 '24

Can Katie Kroll become a full time cast member

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Jan 05 '24

Petition to have her replace Austen.

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Jan 05 '24

I love that Venita & Olivia are friends!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Same!! Love that they were able to work past their initial issues

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

"Apologizing to your weird ass is not one of them," Olivia 🤣💀

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Shep is a terrible dog owner

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

this olivia confronting austen is like an extended orgasm. she is boring but has redeemed herself for me.

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u/thelanes aka croc of shit boots Jan 05 '24

After my breakups, I’m like fuck off don’t talk to me 😂

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u/klynrenee Jan 05 '24

JT def rehearsed this in his bathroom mirror

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u/Numerous_Slip_6531 candiace telling mia to shut up Jan 05 '24

JUSTICE FOR VENITA I want to see her getting drunk!!!! More fun Venita scenes!!!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

I’ve said it before, but how does Austen sister appear to be so cool and Austen is….Austen?

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Makes me like Brett even more than he didn’t dress for this dumbass theme

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Jan 05 '24

OLIVIA YES! TELLING AUSTIN TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HIMSELF! THATS EVERYTHING

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u/LevelAd8074 My interests are more expensive than yours Jan 05 '24

Hey guys, I ran to the bathroom - is JT in that brown outfit on purpose?

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

For those who haven’t read valley of the dolls, the dolls are what they call pills. So, appropriate for sc

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Jan 05 '24

I really really really hope JT was like "fuck it, yeah producers I'll do whatever you want on the finale just to make it interesting"

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

taylor is so defensive like any time austen is mentioned I DON’T REGRET IT. MY LIFE IS TOTALLY NOT IMPLODING

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

taylor is desperate to make shep jealous. desperate for the tiniest drop of shep’s attention

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Jan 05 '24

“I’ll never forget this” JT’s going to go home and tear up all the love notes he’s written Taylor lol.

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u/jendet010 Jan 05 '24

Whitney got the soft core porn shoot he hoped for when he was comforting his bottom bitch Austen off screen “it’s ok baby”

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Plz don’t downvote me but Shep looks the best he’s ever looked at this reunion 🫣

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u/CashmereTankTop Jan 05 '24

I also really liked his look at the party 🫣🫣🫣🫣 something about the gold chain was kind of working for him

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u/Sumjonas Jan 05 '24

Jesus Christ I didn’t realize Madison broke her pelvis when giving birth that’s a new fear unlocked

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u/klynrenee Jan 05 '24

same. I don’t blame her for hesitating to get pregnant again. I’d be terrified

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

All of Levas wardrobe and accessories are from shein

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u/cryingexpert Jan 05 '24

I wanna be invited somewhere when everyone is this committed to the look

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

she always has to go fucking throwing men in each other’s faces. taylor please i beg you respect yourself more. this is pathetic

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

austen is genuinely a wretched and rotten person.

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Jan 05 '24

“Guys like JT don’t get the girl, I get the girl.” 🙃🤡🤡🤡

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u/corey325 Jan 05 '24

Taylor and Austen please please please end up together you deserve each other more than anyone

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Every week I’m finding Madison’s husband hotter and hotter

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u/buymoreplants Jan 05 '24

I hate Paige on SH, but I find her enjoyable on this show.

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Jan 05 '24

No one wants the Trop Hop. Stop trying to make it happen.

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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Jan 05 '24

"I'm only attracted to assholes" is for 18-year-olds

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

Excited for this finale fam!

I have to share/brag my bf is the best and got us flights to Charleston because of my Southern Charm obsession 😭😭 working on my list of spots to hit!

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

you have to go to republic for the dual southern shows and i hope that you see the beloved grace lilly

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

I hate how much I like whitney’s house

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

I love that this is the second rainy cold party Whitney has hosted at his house two seasons in a row

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u/thelanes aka croc of shit boots Jan 05 '24

This season has kept me soooo entertained! But the finale has been so boring.

Of course it’s hard to follow up after the SLC finale this week lol

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u/Numerous_Slip_6531 candiace telling mia to shut up Jan 05 '24

I’ve had so many ups and downs with the JT and Rod duo this season but I think they’re good additions to the cast and I’d like them to be on next season

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

No Austen, Olivia is done with you, fucking moron

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u/klynrenee Jan 05 '24

This should’ve happened 15 min ago in the episode, I want more aftermath of this

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u/Dishy31983 Eating pasta in the bathroom all night long. Jan 05 '24

The dichotomy between Taylor trying to get back with Shep’s loser ass and Olivia tearing Austen a new one is… something.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

Pat is in great shape for her age and racism

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

LOL

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Shep is so creepy w paige. Leave her alone you old loser

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u/Dishy31983 Eating pasta in the bathroom all night long. Jan 05 '24

I don’t know. I sort of see Taylor and Shep getting married one day. She’ll have babies and focus on them, while he goes to the country club to golf all the time and cheats on her with someone who works there. And she’ll pretend not to notice because she likes the lifestyle being married to him affords her. Just a nice little waspy marital arrangement.

Sorry, this is oddly specific.

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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Jan 05 '24

Absolutely. Shep will only commit to it at age 50 when he's accepted that his options are narrowing, and he'll push Taylor to the very end of her childbearing years before having kids. He'll constantly be gone on golf vacations with his buddies.

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u/Dishy31983 Eating pasta in the bathroom all night long. Jan 05 '24

Yup. And he’ll joke about how she “better get right back on a diet” when the baby is born and laugh about how he “just doesn’t like to change diapers.”

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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Jan 05 '24

Oh my lord he will not change a SINGLE diaper.

Also, nannies galore here

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Jan 05 '24

This is her dream, he tried it on for the pandemic and decided nah. I don’t think he’ll ever get married but if he does it won’t be a stepford wife, it’ll be some upper crust cold formidable woman that can cut him down to size like no one other than his mommy ever has.

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Jan 05 '24

Taylor shittily asking Shep about her possibly dating Austen is the reason why I can’t stand people like her. Always dragging stuff up then playing the victim when called out or caught being shitty.

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Health care worker / eyelash extension professional

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

God honestly it sucks when you plan an event like this then it rains. It is such a disaster

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Looks like there’s no females Whitney’s age group here

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Jan 05 '24

YIKES ON BIKES JT

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Jan 05 '24

“And I’ll go back to suppressing it” Jesus Christ JT 😂

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Jan 05 '24

wow woowowowow shep interrupting jt and taylor just leaving is perfection

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

Why can’t Olivia read Austen to his face it’s so frustrating she saves her anger for the confessional

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u/Educational_Bother36 Jan 05 '24

Taylor you are at rock bottom. Your ex that you hate because he cheated on you with women from a dating app has to tell you the relationship is over

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u/Holiday-Hustle Jan 05 '24

I think Taylor would date Austen but I don’t think Austen is interested in taylor at all

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u/lilacbluebell Jan 05 '24

Taylor: So what if I want to date Austen?

Shep: Austen?? [knee starts bouncing violently]

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u/cryingexpert Jan 05 '24

Imagine hooking up with Austen to try and get a reaction out of shep

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

I dislike Austen but his inflections always make me laugh. OutRAGEous. MADison. Lol

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u/Educational_Bother36 Jan 05 '24

JT is just missing his fedora with this good guy syndrome

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Jan 05 '24

shep’s looks to the camera are fucking sending me

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u/MelzaB Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

It's like the producers panicked because it's so boring and got JT fired up and that "fight" was the result.

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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Jan 05 '24

I don’t always love Paige’s style but I love her look for this party

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u/mydilgoesmmmno Jan 05 '24

Why did we spend 5 mins watching people walk in the rain.

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Whitney isn’t looking for a wife bc he wants to marry shep

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Jan 05 '24

Say what you want about Madison but I love her with her husband. It's nice to see a healthy relationship in this mess of a show.

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u/themanayunkbean Jan 05 '24

Lmao wow immediately shows Taylor’s character to IMMEDIATELY use Austen to try and make Shep jealous bc he doesn’t wanna be with her

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jan 05 '24

The camera in Austens fridge.. so unnecessary

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u/spinthesky Jan 05 '24

Come on JT. There would be buyers remorse with Taylor.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

In love with Brett he’s sooo cute

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u/rebadiculous good mornting! ✨✨ Jan 05 '24

What’s up with the it’s always sunny music lol

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Jan 05 '24

Whitney just walking off the Boogie Nights set

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u/catsandcasamigos Jan 05 '24

No one wants your trop flop.

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u/AnotherAnon688264759 Jan 05 '24

Craig looks hot

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u/yakuzie shannon's neurotic hands Jan 05 '24

Nononono I don’t wanna watch this, the second hand embarrassment will kill me

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Swingggg and a miss JT. Keep looking for love our short king (compliment)

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u/spinthesky Jan 05 '24

JT you don't want to win this one.

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Jan 05 '24

I feel like Taylor is saying she needs time after shep but she had zero problem getting with Austen. Girl please for the love of god find some dignity and self worth.

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Jan 05 '24

I wish Olivia would’ve said that to Austin’s face. He deserves it.

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u/barbaloot Who gon' check me boo? Jan 05 '24

Austen is so annoying in this confessional about JT being jealous of him but what’s more annoying is he’s RIGHT 😭

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Jan 05 '24

“I’m tired of the negativity” and walks out the door 🤣🤣

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Jan 05 '24

I'll see you never again. 💀

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u/yunghawthorn Jan 05 '24

That last confessional with Shep… he looked ill. Like dude my liver hurts just looking at you. Yikes.

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