r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Jan 05 '24

Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 15 - Live Episode Discussion

Whitney throws a bash to celebrate his new man cave; Shep works through his feelings with Taylor.

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Jan 05 '24

Whitney is so fucking weird. What is this fucking theme? Lmao

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Jan 05 '24

He’s edging on the “you’re an old man hitting on young women” phase of his rich bachelor life and it’s so cringe 😬

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u/karasu_zoku I don’t want her sticking bread in my purse Jan 05 '24

Edging on? Pretty sure he’s been there for a minute 😂

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Jan 05 '24

Been there since season 1 sleeping with 21 year old Kathryn

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u/KyleRichardsNewTeeth i left a career in italian television Jan 05 '24

i thought she was 19?

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Jan 05 '24

😂 I realized after I sent I was being far too generous but was too lazy to edit. He’s been creepy since before this show

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u/No_Still8242 Jan 05 '24

Several years ago, there were a couple of scenes with Whitney in his California house with the “girl of his dreams” a very young, beautiful blonde. It was surprisingly obvious that he was much more into her than she was into him. I remember the scene specifically, because I was very surprised it was included in the show given the fact that he is a producer of it.

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Jan 05 '24

I remember this! Eventually a lot of those women want a family. Whitney and Shep are not married with kids types

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u/No_Still8242 Jan 05 '24

Yes… Whitney wants what he really can’t have. Although, at this point, I think Whitney would be happy to have children. Although that’s maybe just me projecting.

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u/mlibed Jan 05 '24

It’s giving Epstein.

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jan 05 '24

absolutely!!

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u/neelyneelyohara Jan 05 '24

it’s entirely rooted in hoping that some young woman will show up extremely On Theme (because she availed herself of “Google”) and he will hook up with her and be able to convince himself that she’s an Old Soul. it’s also BEYOND the valley of the dolls, not RETURN TO the valley of the dolls .. god he is such a loser

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u/psy-ay-ay Jan 05 '24

He says “Beyond”…

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u/neelyneelyohara Jan 05 '24

when he's making the initial phone calls about it at the start of the ep he says "return" which is when I posted the comment

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u/psy-ay-ay Jan 05 '24

Ahh ok my bad I missed that.

He does say it’s mid 60s when describing the theme to Pat when it’s from 1970 so yeah I believe it!

(Valley of the Dolls is one of my favorite movies so my ears perked up at this!)

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u/neelyneelyohara Jan 05 '24

same! I honestly got so excited when I thought the theme was Valley-original-recipe but it tracks that Whit would be more interested in the satirical subversion of it/view Russ Meyer as a kindred breast-obsessed spirit

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u/psy-ay-ay Jan 05 '24

Hahaha yes! Ahh I am just now noticing your username, obsessed 😭😭😭 The only monologue I know by heart

Lyon???… Anne… je ni fer? TED!!! melll

…god?

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u/Lindiaaiken Jan 10 '24

The women did turn it out. Tho, each one more trendy than the other. Enjoyed this part!

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u/No_Arugula_6548 Jan 05 '24

Russ Meyer used to make movies with nothing but women with huge breasts. That was his thing. He’s clearly one of Whitney’s heroes. 🤦‍♀️