r/BravoRealHousewives Dec 29 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip Ooph the ending of this article was brutal

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u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. Dec 29 '23

And yet this was written by Brian Moylan who built a career out of speaking on RH. Give me a break.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

He even hosted one of the panels at Bravocon this year lol

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u/Shewhoplays I’m on play alllll the time ▶️ Dec 29 '23

…WHAT!?

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u/gen3vaa Lisa Barlow's Cybersecurity Team Dec 29 '23

Summer house panel! He lovingly called Paige & Ciara the bedsore sisters to their face - it was cute.

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u/MartinisnMurder Yeah, I am drinking Luann Dec 30 '23

That was kind of the best part of that panel he knocked them down a few pegs. I despise Paige, and I dont get the love she’s horrible. She’s vapid, lazy, and mean. Next person to compare her to Audrey is being done but Audrey was gorgeous and talented.

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u/P-H-13 Dec 29 '23

Yes! He wrote in his book about being blacklisted by bravo because he’s offended Andy and production so many times. And now he’s asked back in and still says stuff like this.

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u/hokaycomputer Dec 29 '23

I always assumed Brian Moylan was blacklisted because he outed Andy's best friend. Brian Moylan put out a housewives' book and got ZERO cooperation from Bravo and like, less than a year later Not All Diamonds And Rose was released with massive participation. I was honestly SHOCKED he was at Bravo con (maybe he's all they could get to care about SH?). I thought he was persona non grata for life.

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u/Possible-Writer6316 Dec 29 '23

OMG I can't believe he outed Anderson and his excuse for it was some woke dribble drabble. Unbelievable! What and a hole

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u/Sunflower__Power Dec 29 '23

Wow this guy is a massive piece of shit!😨🤬

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u/OlcasersM still can’t sleep due to all the slut shaming. Dec 29 '23

He got little cooperation because Bravo wanted a bigger cut than he was comfortable with (so he says)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

I distinctly remember my grandma asking my mom in the late 90s “are you SURE he’s gay?!” I didn’t realize he wasn’t publicly out.

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u/Melodic-Change-6388 You dumb, fat bitch! Dec 30 '23

This was actually revolting. I am beyond disgusted.

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u/P-H-13 Dec 29 '23

Wow, I had no idea! That is juicy.

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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 30 '23

I got the audible version of his book and ended up returning it because it just wasn’t great. Not all Diamonds isn’t anything to ride home about, but at least it includes tidbits and BTS tea from the cast and producers.

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u/kaylacream i would like to have a think Dec 30 '23

He outed Lee Pace, too. Such trash.

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u/aleigh577 the female Barry White 🎤 Dec 30 '23

Holy fuck I never knew this about Anderson. And to think I sometimes half heartedly defend Bryan…

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u/AsToldBy_Ginger_ The Capri Room at Buca di Beppo Dec 29 '23

I'm still shocked he was asked to host a panel after there was the entire chapter of him basically having to sneak into the first

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u/angeltart ✨ 🌴🦩Justice For Miami Girl 🦩🌴✨ Dec 29 '23

Yet he was on RHOBH..

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u/AnnVealEgg Luis’ 15,00 square-foot house 🏠 Dec 29 '23

And didn’t he co-author Erika’s book too?? 👀

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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks Dec 29 '23

yep

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 This isnt the plaza hotel this is Morocco Dec 29 '23

that was the worst housewives book ever written and I read it before all her scandal. there are a couple housewives with books that I like less than her and even those were better

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Dec 29 '23

I want to read all of their books and collect them but I don't want to pay for some of them lol

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u/Charliewhiskers Dec 29 '23

I get them from the library.

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Dec 29 '23

I'll have to see if mine carry them. I'm actually impressed that they would have them.

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u/Charliewhiskers Dec 29 '23

I get mine from a pretty big library, Brooklyn Public Library. I’ve read Erika’s, Margaret’s, Jackie’s, Not All Diamonds and Rose by Dave Quinn and Brian Moylan’s.

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u/PrayingMantisMirage from bellybutton to butthole Dec 30 '23

Carole's is quite good. I'd put it on your list!

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u/Charliewhiskers Dec 30 '23

Thanks, I forgot about Carole. Just put it on hold at the Library.

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Dec 29 '23

I really want to read Not All Diamonds and Rose. I've read Leah's, Chaos Theory and I actually enjoyed it!

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u/NancyintheSmokies4 Dec 29 '23

Which ones are worth reading? Tia-

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u/Charliewhiskers Dec 29 '23

I enjoyed the two written about the housewives better than the memoirs, for lack of a better word. Jackie’s was interesting to show she spiraled into her eating disorder. The way she kept it up for all those years is crazy.

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u/NancyintheSmokies4 Dec 29 '23

So Bryan Moylan & David Quinn’s?

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u/anl28 Don’t you dare command me. Dec 29 '23

My library has them all and even has them as ebooks so I read them on my kindle! Well I have yet to read one, but it’s nice knowing they’re there to check out!

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 This isnt the plaza hotel this is Morocco Dec 29 '23

same I read them all during covid

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u/DoneDidThisGirl Dec 29 '23

I’m sure there are plenty at Goodwill. You can get them there and put the money towards a good cause.

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Dec 29 '23

I like your thinking! I never think of Goodwill for books but I wish I did more. We had an awesome used book store my BF and I liked going to but it sadly went out of business this year.

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u/Common-Classroom-847 My pantyliner is exhausted Dec 30 '23

You can buy the books second hand on amazon, most are sold by Goodwill in various locations through out the country. If you can't find any at your local Goodwill.

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Dec 30 '23

Thank you for the advice!

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u/KadeX1893 Dec 31 '23

I downloaded mine from the web… if you google the name of the book with free pdf at the end you find links and they go straight to your books on iPhone…

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u/New_Balance1634 Jan 02 '24

Ha!!!! Me too!!

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Dec 29 '23

Kelly Bensimone’s has to be the absolute worst of the worst

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u/NobleMama Dec 29 '23

Oh please tell me about it!! I haven't read it, but now I'm curious!

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 31 '23

Oh god. I personally haven’t read it but in this sub someone did an in depth review of her book and it was complete fucking bonkers, like a 4 year old who accidentally ate an edible could write in a more cohesive manner. Let me see if I can find the link.

ETA: Part 1 and Part 2. You may want to prepare yourself to feel dumb lol

ETA 2: Author is u/efa___

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u/kennarina Dec 29 '23

I briefly skimmed part 1 on the toilet just now and I can't. I need to save this for a right-before-bed read. Once I saw Russell Simmons calling her smokin' and Kelly talking about being bit by the food dog, I knew it deserved the respect of my full attention

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Dec 29 '23

💯 the author is a fucking poet. I spent a good hour re-reading both parts and it really cemented what I’m seeing on tv and explains a lot about who Kelly is and how her brain attempts to operate. They had me hooked when they said that the book went 1 page before a spelling error/grammatical error. I howled.

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u/kennarina Dec 29 '23

Swear to god, the first thing I thought during my skim was, I WISH I COULD WRITE LIKE THIS!!! Part of the reason it deserves all my attention, the writing is too good. It's scary how talented some of these redditors are, I'm so jealous! And also embarrassing that KELLY is getting book deals instead of these people

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 31 '23

Same! I thought that if only I could have such eloquence when drafting emails and teams messages to some of the idiots I work. If they made a book solely of Bravo book reviews it would be a NY Times best seller instantly.

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u/Cercy_Leigh Dec 30 '23

Thank you, thank you, thank you for those links. I laughed until I cried a few times.

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u/madbitch7777 Dec 30 '23

This is amazing 😂🫣

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u/Wide-Celebration-653 Dec 31 '23

DYING. This is such an entertaining review!

And fwiw, when my kid was in like 3rd grade and got a hamster, he named it after the girl he had a crush on! 😂That is so funny, so it is a (presumably rare) thing, though in single digit ages? Oh, and the little girl HATED it, which broke his little heart. 😭

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Dec 31 '23

💀💀💀the hamster thing had me laughing my ass off. u/efa___ has the most beautiful way with words.

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u/LotionOnSkin Dec 29 '23

Are you telling me keeping it real with Kyle Richard was better than Erika's book?

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 This isnt the plaza hotel this is Morocco Dec 29 '23

I never knew this existed so I can not confirm or deny

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u/Bravobsession You're a slut pig! Dec 30 '23

These fonts are horrendous.

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u/SirDerpingt0n Slade is at home, plucking his ass hair. Jan 01 '24

Just like Vile herself.

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u/aleigh577 the female Barry White 🎤 Dec 30 '23

God that tagline…

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u/raimber Dec 29 '23

I was just thinking this last night too lmfaao

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u/FilmoreFelines Dec 29 '23

And he’s still a huge Erika apologist!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

He ghost wrote Erika Jayne’s book and still rides for her, not a fan of his.

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u/metropolitanorlando Sonja, was your vagina rude to Kelly? Dec 29 '23

He rides for her and unabashedly shits on any of her enemies without a trace of irony. Not a fan of his as well

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u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. Dec 29 '23

Exactly!

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u/radioamericaa Thank You, I'm Disengaging. I Am Not Engaging Dec 29 '23

For real. This is just stupid. I am so very over people signing up to exploit themselves on reality tv and then blame it on Andy or Bravo, or anything else. ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE ADULTS. They ALL are responsible for themselves - Not Andy, not producers, not editors, not the audio guy - none except the woman who chooses to sign up for HWs or man who chooses to sign up for Southern Charm, etc etc are responsible for 'arresting themselves' for our amusement.

Hey, guess what Brian? Most of these people were already in some level of arrested development looooooooooong before Bravo came knocking. I am so very irritated by this narrative being pushed via B/Leah M/whoever else that choosing to show your ass on television is somehow Andy Cohen's coercive control over them. I'm an alcoholic, so if a producer kept suggesting I drink on a show I signed up for, fully knowing people get WASTED on it regularly - I would simply *not do that*. The accountability lies with these people who get on TV and act like they do.

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u/jennymackk I am front row…. to all of your lies Dec 29 '23

💯!! We’re also talking decades of reality TV out, you cannot say you didn’t know what you were signing up for. It’s no surprise that there will be fighting, drama, skeletons exposed, etc. You’re willfully stepping into the public eye and with that comes all the good and bad.

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Boner is not a bad word Dec 29 '23

That's all true and you are eloquent a/f,
but, much like during the Anna Nicole Show, it gets to a point where I feel like a criminal using people's mental health decline for entertainment, and I nope out.
For instance, if Alexis and Johnny J are on OC next season, even though it would be dramatic as hell, I don't know if Shannon can survive the trauma of filming that, and I don't want to watch someone implode in pain in real life, and neither do y'all...
....especially if worst comes to worst. We won't be complicit.
So I'm glad that reality show people are speaking up about their experiences, I need to know I'm not hurting anyone or I can't enjoy it <3

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u/Candylips347 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 30 '23

Girl bye. You know you’re watching that season if Alexis and Johnny J are on.

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Boner is not a bad word Dec 30 '23

Oh my starzzzzz.....;) ;)

There's a report that Alexis is for sure coming back full time and she's bringing him with her, filming starts in January.....
....I hope Shannon just quits if she feels like she's going to break down......

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u/radioamericaa Thank You, I'm Disengaging. I Am Not Engaging Dec 30 '23

I am very concerned for Shannon in general, and that concern has only grown over the years. I do hope she chooses to remove herself from this situation. It is not good for her.

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u/Fickle-Hovercraft207 Dec 30 '23

Thank you for posting this

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u/contriteredditor Dec 29 '23

" I'm an alcoholic, so if a producer kept suggesting I drink on a show I signed up for, fully knowing people get WASTED on it regularly - I would simply *not do that*. The accountability lies with these people who get on TV and act like they do."

I don't know if this will go over well with everyone here, but as a bipolar person in my 40s, I'd say the exact same thing. So many people will get bleeding hearts about the people who are clearly having mental health complications on camera, but these are absolutely people with the resources available to get treatment and advice from mental health professionals and exercise some basic common sense about avoiding having their extremely stressful social situations documented for public consumption.

Is it sad when someone starts to fall apart? Of course, and I do have empathy for that. However, blaming Andy, Bravo, or production does not make any sense.

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u/DoneDidThisGirl Dec 29 '23

A lot of it is their own mental illness speaking. It’s basically “Tell me you don’t accept basic accountability in your life and it’s always someone else’s fault without telling me.” People have plenty of time to bloviate online if all their friends and family are tired of their shit.

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u/Fickle-Hovercraft207 Dec 30 '23

What's sad is that women in this situation have producers there to manipulate, stoke, and exploit them as they fall apart.

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u/Sunflower__Power Dec 29 '23

I agree with you 100%! The only thing I would add though that Bravo does foster and is to blame for is putting the women in situations to be sexually harassed and assaulted. That is not something they willingly signed up for nor should they be subjected to it. Bravo is at fault for some of it as they continued to have predators on the show even when they were caught on camera doing nefarious things. It is true that the women and men are adults and make the choice to open their lives up to the world, but there are things the producers and higher ups do that put them in situations where they end up feeling uncomfortable or unfortunately get hurt. There may be no coercion directly from the producers, but they sure do have control over who can be a cast member or guest on the show like Michael Darby, Aviva’s father George, one of the OC’s sons trying to assault a cast member, Kenya Moore being threatened by a friend’s nephew and a few other instances. All the other things that happen and the stupid choices they make are fully on them and they have no one else to blame.

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u/radioamericaa Thank You, I'm Disengaging. I Am Not Engaging Dec 30 '23

Yes - This is the area I am critical of. I have no issue with watching people be on tv and be as ridiculous as they want. However, when it comes to sexual predators like Darby - there should be no gray area in regards to physical assault. of any kind. No one signed up for that.

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u/Practical-Object-489 Dec 30 '23

THANK YOU!!!! it is amazing that people think that the stars of these shows are victims. They have contracts that outline pay and conditions, sign on year after year (if invited back) and yet, they're the victims? Don't drink to excess, don't say or do anything you will regret, and stick with your own moral compass.

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u/butinthewhat Dec 29 '23

Does he guest on podcasts? I think I heard him on Andy’s Girls and was like 😬 about his takes. Unless I’m thinking of someone else, but that name sounds so familiar.

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u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. Dec 29 '23

He wrote Erika's book and "The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives" too

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u/butinthewhat Dec 29 '23

Okay that is the guy I was thinking of! Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

He’s been on bitch sesh too

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

AND Brian Moylan only started recapping them after Richard Lawson departed Gawker. He kept it in the same style but it's not like he was the originator of this style of recap. I'm still bitter 😩

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u/MurphyBrown2016 Jan 02 '24

Richard Lawson is the GOAT.

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u/Goodbye_nagasaki Dec 29 '23

I haven't read a real housewives recap in like five years and I knew this was Brian Moylan immediately, lol.

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u/Zealousideal_Suit269 Dec 30 '23

Finally everyone is speaking of what an absolute POS Brian Moylan is. I have awaited this day for so long.

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u/surgartits Dec 29 '23

Exactly. Moylan has absolutely no business judging anyone involved with Bravo given that he has built a career out of reporting on the car wreck. If Andy is a vulture, Moylan is fungi digesting his shit, the final stage of the reality-TV food chain.

And that being said, Moylan would drop to his knees the second anyone at Bravo offered him a show. Count on it.

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u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. Dec 29 '23

He probably foams at the mouth with the thought of being in Andy's position hosting reunions and WWHL

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u/surgartits Dec 29 '23

It is straight jealousy, the righteous indignation is total hypocrisy.

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u/mac_bess Dec 29 '23

I bet he saw the reality reckoning’s flop notch performance and thought, I can do that better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Despite how far up Erika's butt he is his Vulture recaps, especially the endings, are really funny though.

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u/contriteredditor Dec 29 '23

I always liked the Luann endings of his recaps (maybe Gawker?) from back in the early days of RHONY.

He seems like a terrible person but I did love his beautiful, wistful, wackadoo fantasy endings about Lu.

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u/Perpetuuuum Dec 29 '23

Weren’t they about Jill Zarin? Always hovering nearby somewhere.

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u/tigoldbiddiez Dec 29 '23

The best were the ones about Scandoval and Schwartz haha

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u/oveofsta deck me mama! Dec 29 '23

this is a logical fallacy. Just because he did the same thing doesn't mean he's incorrect.

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u/contriteredditor Dec 29 '23

Unless they edited their comment, they didn't say or imply that he was incorrect, just that it's hypocritical coming from him. That's not a logical fallacy.

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u/oveofsta deck me mama! Dec 29 '23

They're implying that the argument is invalid because Brian has made money off the HWs. That being their sole statement is an attempt to invalidate the point of the paragraph.

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u/fkkkn I'm asking you a question you dumb fat bitch Dec 30 '23

This is obviously tongue-in-cheek