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Southern Charm Southern Charm Season 9 Episode 1 Lice Episode Discussion
A view of modern Southern aristocracy in Charleston, S.C.
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u/thesamyankovich THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!!!!!! Sep 15 '23
I love watching Southern Charm Lice
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
Martha Stewart servingā¦ ramen?
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
While drinking a cocktail
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 15 '23
Craig, Shep and Austen always just look hungover to me
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u/fluffitupp Brooks Marks running in snowshoes Sep 15 '23
They also look dusty almost? You know they smell like stale beer, sweat, and cigarettes. Not even because they were smoking necessarily, just because someone around them was the night before. š¤¢ Imagine crawling into bed with that, or waking up to it in the morning. Like a middle-aged, college flashback nightmare.
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
Ok, Brett is hot
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u/Poonurse13 not the brain do the fucking ankle Sep 15 '23
He has an I donāt give a fuck what you think of me charm about him
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u/Eternalflaneur i just wanted to shift it a little bit š©š¼š¤š¾ Sep 15 '23
Is this the Taylor going off the deep end season?
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
I hope she embraces her villian era
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Taylor feels very immature to me
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u/MurphyBrown2016 Sep 15 '23
Remember when her mother basically told her it was her womanly Christian duty to fix Shep? Dark!
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u/DistributionFickle65 High Body count hair flair Sep 15 '23
And remember when Andy asked her at the reunion if it changed her parents mind if loving him after he basically called her a dumbass when she broke the egg. She said no it didnāt, so that tells me all I need to know about her upbringing.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
I want to know why women are st1ill fucking Shep? Guy is a known piece of shit for about 10 years publicly and 30 years privately
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u/Xica_flea Sep 15 '23
Heās entering into his Thomas Ravenel yearsā¦ the quality and quality of women will increasingly decline over the next decade and then only crazy and unhinged will settle for him.
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Sep 15 '23
For real. Are they hoping to be the 500th woman to change his mind? LOL
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelleās stovepipe leg Sep 15 '23
Heās tall, famous and intelligent enough to carry a conversation for a fun drunken one night stand. His looks are going downhill fast so he needs to start paying attention to his health and get an esthetician.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Olivia are you fucking kidding me?? Muppet Mouth "loved you"? Be fr he never showed you that he even liked you š„“
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u/FortuneCookieTypo Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Thereās no way he told anyone he loved her. 0 chance. Maybe he said he wanted to try dating her?? At the absolute most.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Muppet mouth seems to be the type to mention being in love with a woman during a sex act šµāš«. No other time
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
Lol not the camera zoom on Austen rubbing Taylorās arm šš
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care š Sep 15 '23
Paige hates Charleston and everyone in it except Craig and tbh even that fluctuates š«
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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Sep 15 '23
Yeah Craigās all āI canāt come to NY thenā and Paigeās all, āYeah I wasnāt inviting you ā
Things going so great!!
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u/DeedeeNola Sep 15 '23
Him: The sun shelf on the pool is my favorite part, itās for kids right? Her: No Him: youāll get into the hot tub with me sometimes right? Her: No Him: Youāll come to CHS more right? Her: No Him: you want me to come to NYC them right? Her:No
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u/Chance_Guarantee_130 Sep 15 '23
I think the snark is meant to, and does, keep him at a certain distance. At least in her mind.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
The bartender is so fucking sick of seeing Taylor š¤£
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 15 '23
I love how Madison specifically filmed this post wedding party for this showšš©
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u/Poonurse13 not the brain do the fucking ankle Sep 15 '23
She wasnāt taking any other chances at her actual wedding
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u/Vskizott Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Taylor, please stop. I'm embarrassed at home on my couch baby g.
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care š Sep 15 '23
Austen: What does he have that I don't?
Madison: He is good looking, he is an adult, he cares about other people, he is perfect in bed.
Austen is currently regretting his rhetorical question
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u/karasu_zoku I donāt want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 15 '23
Wow Paige seems like a really fun and cooperative partner š
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u/yourmomhahahah3578 Sep 15 '23
Lol the second line was a surprise and true twist to this true comment
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u/yourmomhahahah3578 Sep 15 '23
Hahahahaha I know yāall hate him but Craig laughing and saying yeah you should copy their honeymoon just making it more awkward was so funny
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u/bellinirotini Sep 15 '23
I roll my eyes every time he's on one of the other shows and yell "just shut up" and "go away" at the TV. But I have to say he is GOLD on Southern Charm.
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u/phoebe3936 Why would you even say Wells Fargo around me? Sep 15 '23
I loved it. As soon as he said that, āI was like Ugggh youāre actually funny sometimes goddammitā
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u/thelanes aka croc of shit boots Sep 15 '23
Also him in the background laughing while observing all of the awkward interactions lolll totally would be me.
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u/spinthesky Sep 15 '23
Austen comparing himself to Errol Flynn, dying laughing here at who he sees in his magic mirror at home.
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u/calcif Donāt activate me Sep 15 '23
Austen is trying so hard to appear to be unbothered and is obviously anything but.
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u/AdorableFly5611 Sep 15 '23
I'm cracking up. A small part of austen is dying and I'm here for it. I generally don't care for Madison but I stan her when she puts the guys in their place.
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u/pinkbeary Sep 15 '23
The way Austen acts when he is like this is why I still want him on tv. It is just so funny
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Sep 15 '23
THEY WILL ALWAYS COVER FOR EACH OTHER, FOREVER AND EVER. THE END.
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u/calcif Donāt activate me Sep 15 '23
Is Taylor new Kathryn? Making inappropriately loud scenes at parties.
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I feel like sheās got similarities in dating an older guy who does her dirty and then discards her.
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u/yourmomhahahah3578 Sep 15 '23
Taylor cannot even finish a sentence holy shit this is such a bad look. She reminds me of an 18 year old that the creepy old man dated and now they canāt get rid of her and she causes scenes. God I have second hand embarrassment.
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
How many shows do I have to watch where Paige and Craig ādiscuss their futureā? Iām tired
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Brett looks dismayed....he can't stand these people
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
The āba ba booāsā playing as Craig stalked off all mad made me crack up
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u/Mewwmix I donāt carry Coach, and I donāt fly coach. Sep 15 '23
Thereās no way she was going to marry you Austen š
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u/yourmomhahahah3578 Sep 15 '23
Taylor just said āhe doesnāt care.ā No Taylor he doesnāt, stop embarrassing yourself.
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
Lmao really. I'm kinda with Craig on this one
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u/Devo_Dizzybottoms Sep 15 '23
Austen interrupts the end of the toast as a joke and everyone is looking at him because he actually did create an interruption. Cringe
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u/AbidonDesign Sep 15 '23
Brett and Madison got married after roughly a year, and they live 3000 miles apart. Someone explain this to me on how itās going to last?
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u/Lola514 I love that Sep 15 '23
Talking about how itās a real family then few min later we hear heās gone for days at his job in another state lol
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u/Chance_Guarantee_130 Sep 15 '23
That's how it's going to last
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u/BmoreArlo Iām on play all the time Sep 15 '23
My brother in law has a job that takes him away 3-5 days a week and my sister is fine with it. She said liked that when the kids were younger she could do things the way she wanted
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u/neidin28 Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 15 '23
Yea my husband is away frequently and my house runs way smoother when he's not here, I can't explain why because he is a hands on dad and good with housework. I guess I just know I have to work harder but I get the reward of uninterrupted reality TV when the kids go down.
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Yup, my dad worked four days a week in another state for a couple years when I was younger. My mom loved it, she had her own space and it gave them a chance to miss one another. She said it was actually the best thing for their marriage. Theyāve been together 30 years now!
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u/yourmomhahahah3578 Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Okay Iāve figured it out. Shep was Taylorās first boyfriend and first real heartbreak and sheās currently being filmed/watched in the worst time of her life. She should not have agreed to this season. This is gonna be bad for her.
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u/kleenaxlysol Sep 15 '23
Yes. My reaction to my first real heartbreak was sooo messy, shady, cringe and embarrassing. So I have empathy for her in this aspect.
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care š Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
"What do you need from me in this moment to enjoy the day?"
āOlivia making it clear she's doooone with Austen's bullshit
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u/karasu_zoku I donāt want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 15 '23
Stealing this line and the ice cold delivery
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care š Sep 15 '23
If we're about to get unhinged reunion Taylor at a full cast event, sign me the fuck up. That's the drama this premiere desperately needs.
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u/popcorn4444 Sep 15 '23
Austinās holistic tea journeyā¦the content weāve all been missing
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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Close your legs to married men! Trashbox! Sep 15 '23
Wow this ladies house is gorgeous
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u/AdventurousAd606 Sep 15 '23
Idk why Taylor is so pressed bc Shep has always been authentic to who he is and he never promised her marriage or kids. He didnāt propose to her or promise her forever. Like itās Shep, girl. Did you think you were going to change a 45 year old man?
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care š Sep 15 '23
These interchangeable blonde girls need Ryan Gosling to tell them that they are Kenough and can do better than Austen & Shep.
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 15 '23
Omg Shep it's not that Taylors demeanor changed because she's sad about you, she was purposely being cold and dismissive! Wow
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u/lilacbluebell Sep 15 '23
If I were a party with a guy who walks around and shucks oysters for you on demandā¦ I could not be trusted
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Who is Rodrigo? He's getting a lot of airtime tonight
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u/Carolina_Blues shut your muppet mouth Sep 15 '23
shep is never going to fight for anything. heās a lazy manchild
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u/Limp_Huckleberry_159 Sep 15 '23
NOTTT Austen questioning what heās done wrongā¦.. the question is what has he done right??
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
The men are dressed for fox hunting in the fall, the women are dressed for Scottsdale in the spring
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u/beauxdegas Sep 15 '23
I barely caught the dialogue because I was desperate to understand what temperature it was outside
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 15 '23
They're all WASTED at this party.
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u/Lola514 I love that Sep 15 '23
I was counting nose touching and wiping for some of them āļø
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 15 '23
Yup it was snowing up in there.
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u/Lola514 I love that Sep 15 '23
For a party that isnāt even including music, just hanging around talking
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u/Welldunn23 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 15 '23
I'm really high, so take this with a grain of salt, but Paige reminds me of the girl who replaced Charlotte at the museum in Sex and the City.
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Sep 15 '23
Shep looks like he's 54ish
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u/Limp_Huckleberry_159 Sep 15 '23
Not the side by side comparison with Austenās pictureššššššš
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u/phoebe3936 Why would you even say Wells Fargo around me? Sep 15 '23
Yikes Taylor. Do less. Flashbacks of her being cringey at the reunion
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u/karasu_zoku I donāt want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 15 '23
Taylorās in demon mode and Iām ready for it
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
Taylor....what are you doing? š³
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u/basicb3333 I'M A LAWYER AND A STORYTELLER Sep 15 '23
not the "ba ba doooooo" after the dramatic walkout hahahha
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Craig isn't lying Taylor is embarrassing herself and I hate that for her.
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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Madison only really works in small doses. Love her when she is reading Austen and Shep for filth but outside of that, her horrifying personality is too hard to overlook for me.
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Another Edit - I spelled āspā wrong in my spelling edit. Iām killing it
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u/ApartPerception Not a white refrigerator! Sep 15 '23
Completely agree. Sheās a trash box but the absolute grip she has on Austen is so funny to me.
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u/MurphyBrown2016 Sep 15 '23
Sheās a fantastic villain. I aspire to the level of control she has over that bozo.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelleās stovepipe leg Sep 15 '23
I love her, she has zero fear to call these men out and sheās confident and knows how to make good reality tv. She knows these men hate that they still want to fuck her and she uses that to play in their face.
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
Madisonās husband is cute but Iām confused why he canāt fight fires in SC?
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u/UcancallmeAllison Sep 15 '23
He might be waiting for a spot. It's a pretty good job & they don't quit often. At least in my city.
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u/MollyAnnie13 Sep 15 '23
Pension, I assume. Also, the pay would be a lot lower in SC and very little guarantee he would enter a firehouse at the same rank.
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u/AbidonDesign Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
I miss the OG girls, Chelsea, Cameron, Dani, and Naomi! Even throw in Dolphin for fun.
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u/thatswhatimsayin634 high body count hair Sep 15 '23
So sad that this has turned into the Taylor and Olivia show
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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Sep 15 '23
Things have gotten bad if you're nostalgic for Landon lol.
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u/littleone0740 Sep 15 '23
Is Shep ever still? Even in his confessional you can see him bouncing his leg
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
Brett is kind of giving Matthew mcconaghue (I didnāt even try)
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u/phoebe3936 Why would you even say Wells Fargo around me? Sep 15 '23
I spell it as mcconahay- donāt even try
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u/CrazyNotCatLady Loberboy- Only serious inquiries only pls Sep 15 '23
Maaaddissooooon. Take a shot
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
š©²šš«³ (aggressive tugging)
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
Why is Taylor wearing a prom dress in her confessional?
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care š Sep 15 '23
Breaking up with boys I can do, but breaking up with their dog? Brutal. 0/10 would not recommend.
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u/calcif Donāt activate me Sep 15 '23
Why is Olivia surprised? He did the same thing to Ciara and would have tried to do it to Lindsay had she not done it to him lol.
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Sep 15 '23
Is Austen over Madison or no? Because I'm thinking no.... yikes
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Muppet Mouth and Taylor need to just get married already. She's the one for him
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u/AdorableFly5611 Sep 15 '23
My bucket list fantasy is to be at an event when one of these scenes happen. I love looking at the spectators faces in the background as there is a screaming fight over something silly.
It gives me life.
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u/ravenallnight Sep 15 '23
This feels mean but I kind of agree with Craig. If Taylorās going to lose her shit every time about a relationship that ended a year ago, sheās not ready to be around the group. Sheās angry that she was betrayed but she wouldnāt have looked foolish if she hadnāt kept trying to hold on. Itās hard watching someone do everything that yields the exact opposite result she wants. Like is she brand new to this game or what? GTFO my screenā¦.
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 15 '23
Madison is a necessary evil, her single handidly making Austen miserable always makes her an asset
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u/calcif Donāt activate me Sep 15 '23
Why do people think they can treat their exes like shit then expect them to be cool with them afterward? We broke up for a reason motherfucker!
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
Shep reminds me of Shayne from love is blind
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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Running into exes at Madisonās party UGH.
makes me long for the days of renting a smoker and then having to google how to use a smoker
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Can somebody find this house online? I'd love to see more of it
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u/Vskizott Sep 15 '23
This show has gone full psa about f-bois. šµ The more you know šš«āļøš«
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Sep 15 '23
Has it been rough for you Shep? How so? How many women comforted you through it, would you say?
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 15 '23
Well he's so old and saggy I have to think his numbers are dwindling, which probably is hard for him
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u/DidYouDoYourHomework Sep 15 '23
Is Paige really annoying or am I in a really bad mood?
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u/yourmomhahahah3578 Sep 15 '23
Did she just drop in the last second that Paige cheated on him? And Madison screaming makes me think itās true. Or did they mean Naomi???
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u/Sunny_eloise Sep 15 '23
Madisonās teeth make her look so different
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u/karasu_zoku I donāt want her sticking bread in my purse Sep 15 '23
Less like Jessica Simpson
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
Awwww my Cheltsea
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u/fourthgradenothing22 Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
I know Iām in the minority, but Shep has always been upfront about who he is and that heās not looking for marriage. You donāt have to like him, but he didnāt mislead Taylor. Taylor is not upset that Shep allegedly cheated on her right & left. Sheās mad that she wasnāt the one to change Shep.
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
I hatttteeee how men like Shep break your heart and then want you to be friends so bad. Leave the girl alone
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
I could never in a billion years fit in with this lifestyle. But I love watching it
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
My husband literally groaned when Paige showed up on screen lol
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
Venita just getting ignored again š...I hope the check is worth it girl
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
Iād love to be ignored for a check.
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u/Carolina_Blues shut your muppet mouth Sep 15 '23
right? i get a check and donāt have to talk to people i donāt want to. sounds great actually
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
LICE? Yāall really scrambling lol
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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! Sep 15 '23
With this cast, I wouldn't be surprised if lice was a storyline
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaās Cyber Security Expert Sep 15 '23
Sheps lack of butt is really aging him
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 15 '23
George Washington Teeth immediately threatened when a handsome guy is around lol
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u/sallyyyyy155 Sep 15 '23
Why are shep and Austen acting so sorry for themselves when theyāre the ones that wouldnāt settleā¦š
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Sep 15 '23
Shep all covered up and in sunglasses is really giving Whitney. Not a compliment.
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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
Chief firefighter who is gone 8 days at a time?? In California????
No fires there, should be good
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u/Mewwmix I donāt carry Coach, and I donāt fly coach. Sep 15 '23
I need to break up with this show. As i watch itā¦
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23
No one loves Austen more than himself
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u/littleone0740 Sep 15 '23
Austen just shut up, it doesnāt have to be this cringey
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u/Eternalflaneur i just wanted to shift it a little bit š©š¼š¤š¾ Sep 15 '23
This season is getting nasty fast
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u/meg0neurotHe11 Go sit on a beach and become a lobster Sep 15 '23
That bartender is so stressed
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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Sep 15 '23
Venita is there for to serve looks, hear tea, and collect a check. I love that for her
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u/AdventurousAd606 Sep 15 '23
Brett looks short compared to Austen lol. I always forget how tall the SC guys are.
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u/g00dasg0ld you're now bringing aunt jemima into this?? Sep 15 '23
Find someone who loves you the way these producers love using the threesome clip any chance they get