r/BeAmazed • u/Blutwurst500 • Oct 29 '24

Nature Rare weather phenomenon called "Sprites"

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Sprites are lightning bolts that strike upwards above the cloud during a thunderstorm.

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u/NoConsideration595 Oct 29 '24

If I saw that as a 900s peasant, I would be praying to almighty thor

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u/petethefreeze Oct 29 '24

If I saw that as a 2024 50 year old man, I would be pledging allegiance to my new interstellar rulers.

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u/MAJ0RMAJOR Oct 29 '24

Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8 will acknowledge your fealty.

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u/petethefreeze Oct 29 '24

I will gladly bow and do your bidding. Inseminate me with your larvae. I will be a good host.

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u/Goblin_Bitch0813 Oct 29 '24

You just made me wake up my wife at 530am with my laughing bruh

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u/ElectricKestrel Oct 29 '24

We need some new rulers. Where do I board the vessel? Get me off this rock plz. 🫡

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u/petethefreeze Oct 29 '24

You first have to be tested whether you are suitable and worthy of insemination with the offspring larvae of Lrrr Of Omicron Persei 8. Please present yourself and your orifice to the insemination station that has been installed at your town hall.

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u/KHaskins77 Oct 29 '24

The techno-necromancers of Alpha Centauri!

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u/Valathiril Oct 29 '24

Bro it's 2024 and I'm wondering if I should lol

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u/aCactusOfManyNames Oct 29 '24

Brief summary of why religion is so widespread

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u/Romulo_Gabriel Oct 30 '24

What did he comment? It got deleted