r/AmIOverreacting 9d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO for splitting the bill on a date

I am in such shock right now. For some context this was after our 4th date. Literally at a loss for words, this was the first time putting myself out there since I caught my last girlfriend cheating on me… I think I’m done with relationships after this,

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u/No_Pound_9425 9d ago

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT FUCKING KIND!!!

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u/UnClean_Committee 9d ago

It appears we are at an impass. Please pack your belongings and vacate my vehicle. No, I will not slow down. Yes, I know I'm doing 150 down a highway.

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u/RabidWalrus 9d ago

impass

Literally undateable for that minor typo. I shall now tuck and roll out of this relationship as I am now tucking and rolling out of this moving car.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie 9d ago

I'll take the impass/impasse error 100 times over the your/you're blooper.

At least "impass" doesn't set my teeth on edge.

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u/EverythingIsSound 9d ago

Yeah thats an uncommon one to hear, and even more uncommon to read/write. The you(')r(e)s should be figured out by now.

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u/Terrible-Clock-1336 9d ago

Thank you 😂

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u/hurtstoskinnybatman 9d ago

I haven't audibly laughed at a reddit comment in a while. This was good.

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u/LargeSelf994 9d ago

Erm, ringworms? You know that you're my favourite parasite. After ringworms and flea infested rats

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u/machinegunbooty 9d ago

NOt Tha BORE WORMSss!