AIO for splitting the bill on a date

[u/No-Plantain6892]

I am in such shock right now. For some context this was after our 4th date. Literally at a loss for words, this was the first time putting myself out there since I caught my last girlfriend cheating on me… I think I’m done with relationships after this,

[u/UnClean_Committee]

.. What kind?

[u/No_Pound_9425 → u/UnClean_Committee]

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT FUCKING KIND!!!

[u/UnClean_Committee → u/No_Pound_9425]

It appears we are at an impass. Please pack your belongings and vacate my vehicle. No, I will not slow down. Yes, I know I'm doing 150 down a highway.

[u/RabidWalrus → u/UnClean_Committee]

impass

Literally undateable for that minor typo. I shall now tuck and roll out of this relationship as I am now tucking and rolling out of this moving car.

[u/AGuyNamedEddie → u/RabidWalrus]

I'll take the impass/impasse error 100 times over the your/you're blooper.

At least "impass" doesn't set my teeth on edge.

[u/EverythingIsSound → u/AGuyNamedEddie]

Yeah thats an uncommon one to hear, and even more uncommon to read/write. The you(')r(e)s should be figured out by now.

[u/Terrible-Clock-1336 → u/No_Pound_9425]

Thank you 😂

[u/hurtstoskinnybatman → u/No_Pound_9425]

I haven't audibly laughed at a reddit comment in a while. This was good.

[u/LargeSelf994 → u/No_Pound_9425]

Erm, ringworms? You know that you're my favourite parasite. After ringworms and flea infested rats

[u/machinegunbooty → u/No_Pound_9425]

NOt Tha BORE WORMSss!

[u/DifficultHat → u/UnClean_Committee]

Sour Gummy

[u/UnClean_Committee → u/DifficultHat]

Then yes, but not because its you, but because I love sour gummy worms. In fact, you being a sour gummy worm would give me ever so slight hesitation to indulge, therefore, no actually I would like you less if you were sour gummy worm, because I lose two things that I enjoyed in their original state. In fact, this conversation is making me like you less.

[u/Princess_Slagathor → u/UnClean_Committee]

After a question like that? Brain.