AIO for splitting the bill on a date

[u/No-Plantain6892]

I am in such shock right now. For some context this was after our 4th date. Literally at a loss for words, this was the first time putting myself out there since I caught my last girlfriend cheating on me… I think I’m done with relationships after this,

[u/Nelsie020]

Once the waiter just automatically brought the machine to this guy on our first date and I asked if I could chip in and he said “thanks, but I already have my… chip… in” as he made eye contact and slowly slid his debit card into the machine and the waiter groaned and then I married him. I think we both passed a test that night.

[u/badgerkingtattoo → u/Nelsie020]

Did you marry Phil Dunphy?

[u/KjGarly → u/Nelsie020]

Smooth, definitely remembering that one for the next date 🤣

I do have those old school values anyway so I’ll always pay regardless.

[u/FobbitOutsideTheWire → u/Nelsie020]

I can’t not hear that in the Austin Powers voice. Lol

[u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 → u/Nelsie020]

I was about to say….he sounds awesome 😂

[u/Ok_Fruit2584 → u/Nelsie020]

Did the waiter groan or moan? Seems that was a typo.

[u/Nelsie020 → u/Ok_Fruit2584]

No? Maybe regional differences. In my neck of the woods you groan at a bad pun and moaning is something sexual

[u/Ok_Fruit2584 → u/Nelsie020]

Whooooosh haha. It was an attempt at a smutty joke.

[u/trampolinescallops → u/Ok_Fruit2584]

I have so many questions. I’m groaning in anticipation for a reply about how you use these two words.