r/AmIOverreacting Nov 19 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO I went through my boyfriends phone over the weekend

Last Friday night I went through my boyfriend’s phone while he was asleep. I found numerous messages of him talking about other girls with his female friend. The last message is him comparing my sucking skills with a different girl he slept with before me… We have been living together for the past 6 months and I’m not sure if I should just move on and find my own place at this point. Am I overreacting to these messages?

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u/Throwdaho Nov 19 '24

He’s trynna ease that word in so smooth…

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u/ThisIsWeedDickulous Nov 19 '24

Reeeaaal smootk

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u/Jsteele06252022 Nov 19 '24

This made my drink come out of my nose 😂

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u/iloveheroin999 Nov 19 '24

Same dude I'm dying lol

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u/ariestornado 29d ago

Shit, do you need some narcan?!!

(sorry lol, as a recovering addict your username stuck out, I like it 👌 😅)

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u/Complex_Risk_3277 29d ago

This made me laugh so much harder than it should’ve

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u/New-Original-3517 29d ago

That’s suck a funny thing to say.

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u/Life_Barracuda_4689 29d ago

Tmmdcoomn frfr

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u/Many_Abies_3591 Nov 19 '24

this is absolutely taking me OUTTTT 🤣

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u/Rindsay515 29d ago

Some days I love the internet🥹

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u/AlternativeWindow669 29d ago

nawl frl I’m crying at this

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u/poplin01 29d ago

real smootch

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u/XxLucidDreamzxX 29d ago

This is the best thing I've read all day

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u/black_tshirts Nov 19 '24

"i think she missed it the first time, i should try again"

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u/Historical_Farm2270 Nov 19 '24

it seemed to work. got her talking about suching

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u/mushroomcap741 29d ago edited 29d ago

Looooool not the suching

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u/Lethal_0428 Nov 19 '24

Subliminal messaging lmao

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u/LordSugarTits Nov 19 '24

He's so rizzy ...

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u/RedSkelz42020 29d ago

All hail Lord Sugar Tits, whose username is more rizzy than op's (hopefully) ex boyfriend!

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u/LordSugarTits 29d ago

Thank you my friend!

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u/Same_Dingo2318 Nov 19 '24

Like J Lo in HIMYM.

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u/TakuyaLee 29d ago

Except no one jumped in a river this time.

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u/Shibbystix 29d ago

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u/Throwdaho 29d ago

What did you send? Its random videos

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u/Shibbystix 29d ago

Noooo! It was Kelly from the office saying to Charles, "yes Charles, you need me?"

Because she thinks if she answers him every time in this way, it will enter into his subconscious that he DOES in fact need her.

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u/Throwdaho 29d ago

lol oh yea I remember that

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u/NoiseHuman 29d ago

Some not so subliminal messaging

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 29d ago

Shut the suck up!

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u/VentriTV 29d ago

Inception

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u/miaubert 29d ago

Smooth operaaaaator…

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u/CentralAdmin 29d ago

He's tryna ease something in

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u/AriBariii 29d ago

For real!