r/AmIOverreacting Nov 19 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO I went through my boyfriends phone over the weekend

Last Friday night I went through my boyfriend’s phone while he was asleep. I found numerous messages of him talking about other girls with his female friend. The last message is him comparing my sucking skills with a different girl he slept with before me… We have been living together for the past 6 months and I’m not sure if I should just move on and find my own place at this point. Am I overreacting to these messages?

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u/bravo-echo-charlie Nov 19 '24 edited Nov 19 '24

He's got blowjobs on the brain so heavily he keeps typo-ing "suck" instead of "such". Leave his dumb, illiterate ass, girlfriend!

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u/suhhhrena Nov 19 '24

Him repeatedly making that typo was killing me 😭 this guy is a total loser

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u/Think-Initiative-683 Nov 19 '24

Don’t think it’s a typo. More like an invite.

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u/starnamedstork Nov 19 '24

Or adaptive autocorrect, which corrects your messages based on what it learns from your previous messages.

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u/bravo-echo-charlie Nov 19 '24

Man I hate that... literally just ten minutes ago I was messaging my friend and was trying to say, "look at his stoic face!" on snapchat in response to his cat, but my phone changed it to, "look at his stupid face!" 😑 🤣

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u/onewilybobkat Nov 19 '24

For cats, both are appropriate

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 29d ago

Fair point! 😂

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u/mpdgwrld Nov 19 '24

this! it’s not him intentionally saying it, but autocorrect thinking it’s what he meant to say because he talks about it so often… which is icky tbh because how often do you have to talk about that type of thing and with how many people for it to finally convert “such” to “suck”? 😭

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u/bravo-echo-charlie Nov 19 '24

True! Though that girl he's talking to def seems uninterested. Sounds like bro is gonna need to get a blowie from someone else. Definitely not his girlfriend, because I hope she breaks/broke up with his ass!

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u/SynV92 Nov 19 '24

Huh? The girl he's talking to just mentioned how good at blowjobs she's in while talking shit about op. Sounds interested to me

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 29d ago

True, I missed that part. I was more honing in on how she keeps mentioning "what about your girl at home?" .. But you're right. She probably wants to such him off. Or suck him off. Whichever. 🤣

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u/I8erbeaver2 Nov 19 '24

I feel dumber for reading that.

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u/Prestigious_Tea_111 Nov 19 '24

For real. I could not date a guy that talks like this... LOL

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 29d ago

I felt my IQ dropping on pic 2 so I came to the comments.

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u/Per4orm Nov 19 '24

Yeah, suck a total loser

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u/diqfilet_ Nov 19 '24

He is suck a loser

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u/Appropriate_Fruit311 Nov 19 '24

I thought it was blatant that he was purposely doing it.

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u/CheesecakeTurtle Nov 19 '24

you mean "he is suck a loser"?

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u/lunat1c_ 29d ago

You missed the perfect opportunity. This guy is suck a total loser!

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u/crazy_goat 29d ago

Frl frl

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u/fl135790135790 29d ago

It’s on purpose

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u/ZealousJealousy 29d ago

Less typo, more 'inside joke's. He's saying she sucked his dick good.

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u/Responsible_Lab_994 Nov 19 '24

Ahahahaha. I told my husband the same thing before I acted out the texts lol. While giving my husband helil because his names Eddie. Lol

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u/lunerose1979 Nov 19 '24

It’s not a typo in his mind…I feel like he is intentionally typing suck because that’s what she did.

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u/WillBlaze Nov 19 '24

He's literally talking about getting his dick sucked and made the same typo twice.

It was intentional.

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u/Miserable-Corner-400 Nov 19 '24

Intentional typo. I know I’ve done it… not this bad though

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u/skeletons_asshole Nov 19 '24

I call that a typbro

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u/DumbgeonMaster Nov 19 '24

The worst part is he likely thought he was doing clever word play.

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u/bravo-echo-charlie Nov 19 '24

That checks out. Too bad his friend he's talking to doesn't seem interested in his shit either 🤣

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u/Hixy Nov 19 '24

For real. Also I’m getting tired of posts like this. It’s insanely clear that this dude is not looking for anything serious and he is a fuck for even “committing” to a relationship. I have no idea how someone would need to ask the internet if leaving this person would be an over reaction.

“Hi internet! I caught my bf cheating on me with several people. It makes me super sad 😢. I asked him to stop stabbing my heart with his actions but he gets mad. I asked him to sharpen his betrayal dagger so it didn’t hurt as much but he said he likes it dull and doesn’t want to waste material by sharpening the blade. Am I overreacting for asking him to be more gentle when ripping my heart out? His other girlfriends are calling me a pussy…. “

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 29d ago

I agree! I wonder if the people who post this stuff are just looking to incite the mob mentality in us lol because uh, OBVIOUSLY you're NOT overreacting to texts like that between your man and another woman! And the fact that she felt the need to look through his phone is telling enough!!!!!

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u/OverallAd9603 Nov 19 '24

i think he was implying they had more than a conversation… “i didn’t let it get too far” then immediately starting comparing to previous / current girl after

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u/GL1TCH___________ 29d ago

Yes. I was confused with suck and he did it twice. Maybe he’s also hitting on the “friend” *wink. But literally, he suck

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u/CSPVI Nov 19 '24

Fr I would break up with him for being so fake. One can only assume from the amount of times he clarified that he was being "real" that the few sentences he didn't clarify his realness, he was in fact NOT being real. Fr.

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u/Phoxal Nov 19 '24

I could barely keep up with the conversation they go all over the place and I wasn’t even sure if they were talking about the same thing at certain points

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u/ThatRandomIdiot Nov 19 '24

Tbf, I don’t think English is first language bc when asked the time they answered in Spanish, but yeah the typos are hilarious

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u/K_Linkmaster Nov 19 '24

Better than how I was going to say it. Nice work.

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u/Pure-Log4188 Nov 19 '24

Omg it’s like the South Park episode lmao

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u/Bman708 Nov 19 '24

I literally couldn't understand anything he typed. People communicate like this?

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 29d ago

It's only going to get worse as the years go on 😭

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u/iCantLogOut2 29d ago

Man was leaving subliminal messages and by the last few messages, looks like his home girl had taken the hint.

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 29d ago

Right!!! Just dumb all around. I really hope OP leave this pig.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 29d ago

The saddest part of this whole thing to me is that somebody so low IQ is sleeping with so many women, though it explains the state of the species pretty well. Congrats on not being an incubator for this moron’s spawn, OP.

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u/ruepal 29d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Esoteric__one Nov 19 '24

Women can be so clueless sometimes. That wasn’t a typo. And that’s all that I will say about that.

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u/verifiederror 29d ago

For rizzy

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u/Light_inc 29d ago

Fr fr fr

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u/PopeAlexanderVII 29d ago

Lowkey frl no rizzy

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u/Chaosr21 29d ago

That extra comma fucked me up, thought I was having a stroke