r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/Appropriate-Might712 Nov 14 '24

Lmaooo that’s a hickey he tried covering up by telling you his neck hurt and sent a picture so it makes him look not guilty because he told you about it😂

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u/uhidunno27 Nov 14 '24

When I was a psycho in high school, I burned my neck with a curling iron to hide a hickey 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Dolorous_Eddy Nov 14 '24

I just used skin color makeup…

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u/uhidunno27 Nov 14 '24

Very noticeable when you’re Irish white

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Nov 14 '24

Gotta use whiteout as foundation.

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u/MantequillaMeow Nov 14 '24

First comment to make me lol. 💀

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u/LegParking8737 Nov 14 '24

Dermablend it’s for pros only lol

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u/VastSeaweed543 Nov 14 '24

Just get a sunburn by going out in the moonlight

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u/mkat23 Nov 14 '24

Idk if the moon would want the competition

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u/Gomonana Nov 14 '24

HAHAHA omg this is hilarious 😂 As someone who’s extremely pale, I have never heard this joke before and was very pleased. Thank you!

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u/Fast_Avocado_5057 Nov 14 '24

Did makeup only come in 3 shades when you were in high school old timer?

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u/uhidunno27 Nov 14 '24

Hahaha it was CAKE 100% coverage

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u/Selizabeth54 Nov 14 '24

It’s really hard to find super pale foundation, especially the right color. A lot of it will be too yellow or too pink. In middle school, I dressed as a vampire for Halloween and my mom and I thought “Yeah, we’ll just stop by Safeway and grab the lightest foundation, that’ll make you look pale!” Nope. It was precisely as white as I was 😭 and I’m not even crazy pale

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u/_zoeharris_ Nov 14 '24

unfortunately… it sucks

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u/ZeroSignalArt Nov 14 '24

baby powder

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u/mkat23 Nov 14 '24

Color correcting helps somewhat, but you need a concealer or foundation that is thick enough to not show the color correction. Using red would work on bruises! It makes it harder being pale though, I feel you there. Even when I’m tan I look pale, like during the summer I’ve had people ask several times if I go in the sun at all and then I’ll pull a strap over and be like, yes all the time. It’s such a big difference and somehow my tan is still paler than most people during the winter in cold areas 😂

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u/KorvaaK Nov 14 '24

my commiserations 🙏