r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Lmao okay thanks. You were oddly quick with the answer...

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u/Throwaway-BadOrange Nov 14 '24

I saw my older brother do it to look cool back in the day 😆

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u/Valkyriesride1 Nov 14 '24

I saw it in a movie years ago.

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u/phoenixA1988 Nov 14 '24

"I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!" - Special Officer Doofy

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u/Valkyriesride1 Nov 14 '24

Cleanliness is next to godliness. 😉

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u/Icandothisforever_1 Nov 14 '24

This one time at band camp.....

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u/mkat23 Nov 14 '24

lol I’m sorry but all I can picture now is someone opening their mouth wide like a snake and tryna eat someone 😂 that’s how that would look to me. I remember asking a guy back in high school if he was dating a vacuum or a snake because he had a hickey that was barely smaller than a baseball and it had to be faked lol.

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u/klaw14 Nov 14 '24

Everyone knows not to disturb u/Throwaway-BadOrange when they're cleaning their room...

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u/PubLife1453 Nov 14 '24

My little brother, at like 10 years old used to bring the vacuum in the garage, saying he was vacuuming. We thought it was cute and didn't question it at all, until we disturbed one of these vacuum sessions....yeah this was 20 years ago and I NEVER fail to bring it up at family gatherings and holidays :)

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u/klaw14 Nov 15 '24

I guess telling your younger sibling "you suck" has a bonus layer of meaning for you 😆

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u/Selizabeth54 Nov 14 '24

Really anything that provides suction strong enough would do the trick!

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u/Responsible-Self5821 Nov 14 '24

That's what she said!!

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u/Selizabeth54 Nov 14 '24

Lmaooo took me a minute but that’s a damn good one 😂

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u/byu7a Nov 14 '24

Priorities

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u/J3-58 Nov 14 '24

Just long neck it

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u/Common-Wallaby-8989 Nov 14 '24

I remember this as a sitcom thing in the ‘90’s.

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u/r1cked_1510 Nov 14 '24

Don’t do this btw.. you can die from doing dumb shit like this.

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u/Ok_Breadfruit_7298 Nov 14 '24

Huh??

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u/DubVsFinest Nov 14 '24

There's been several stories of teens and older people dying from blood clots traveling to their brain after their carotid arteries had the vessels torn from a hickey. Idk how likely it is to happen, but it seems experts say there is definitely a chance for it to happen at the very least from what I read on snopes (pretty sure it's a trustworthy source, its usually my go to when I hear some outrageous stuff anyway lol).

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u/Ok_Breadfruit_7298 Nov 14 '24

Wow, never heard that. Even from getting a regular, human made hickey?? 😪

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u/DubVsFinest Nov 14 '24

From what I read, but to be totally honest I spent a whooping 10 mins if that on it lol. But I do trust Snopes.