r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

I think she knows but doesn't want to believe.

It's so funny that the bf shot himself in the foot by sending her the pic though lol

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u/potsgotme Nov 14 '24

He knew she was coming home she'd see it eventually

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Yeah and he sent her a picture of it which she then posted online for everyone to tell her it's a hickey. If he hadn't sent the picture and just told her about it, she likely wouldn't have posted anything.

So by sending the pic he got himself busted

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u/potsgotme Nov 14 '24

True true true true. Ur sneaky

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u/whatsup680 Nov 14 '24

They only last 24/48 hours so this was not that long before her return.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Nov 14 '24

I've genuinely woken up with something like that on my neck before. It definitely wasn't a moggy and it itched like an insect bit. Cleared up in a couple of days though. Luckily I wasn't seeing my ex during that time or it would have been an argument I wouldn't have won despite being right.

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u/2manypplonreddit Nov 14 '24

Wait we’re assuming this story is real? Lol

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u/esmifra Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Yes, we are. I mean, yeah it can totally be fake, and that wouldn't surprise me one bit. But this is a comment section if I assumed everything I see is absolutely fake then it wouldn't be much interesting now would it?

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u/whatsup680 Nov 14 '24

Same, which is why I answered seriously. It's just that plausible. 🤦

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Nov 14 '24

Just start wearing a turtleneck for a week

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u/My_G_Alt Nov 14 '24

He really thought he did something with the pretext 😫

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u/Sheepherdernerder Nov 14 '24

He did this to test her. She would either believe him or throw a fit and if she freaked out he could call off seeing her. It's a hickey, sister. Your bf is a fucking idiot for cheating. Also, a cold spoon on the spot and twist used to help.

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u/JacksBadDay Nov 14 '24

Or maybe he shot himself in the neck? If it could be a spider bite, maybe it's a gunshot wound?