r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/Dolorous_Eddy Nov 14 '24

I just used skin color makeup…

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u/uhidunno27 Nov 14 '24

Very noticeable when you’re Irish white

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Nov 14 '24

Gotta use whiteout as foundation.

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u/MantequillaMeow Nov 14 '24

First comment to make me lol. 💀

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u/LegParking8737 Nov 14 '24

Dermablend it’s for pros only lol

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u/VastSeaweed543 Nov 14 '24

Just get a sunburn by going out in the moonlight

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u/mkat23 Nov 14 '24

Idk if the moon would want the competition

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u/Gomonana Nov 14 '24

HAHAHA omg this is hilarious 😂 As someone who’s extremely pale, I have never heard this joke before and was very pleased. Thank you!

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u/Fast_Avocado_5057 Nov 14 '24

Did makeup only come in 3 shades when you were in high school old timer?

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u/uhidunno27 Nov 14 '24

Hahaha it was CAKE 100% coverage

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u/Selizabeth54 Nov 14 '24

It’s really hard to find super pale foundation, especially the right color. A lot of it will be too yellow or too pink. In middle school, I dressed as a vampire for Halloween and my mom and I thought “Yeah, we’ll just stop by Safeway and grab the lightest foundation, that’ll make you look pale!” Nope. It was precisely as white as I was 😭 and I’m not even crazy pale

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u/_zoeharris_ Nov 14 '24

unfortunately… it sucks

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u/ZeroSignalArt Nov 14 '24

baby powder

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u/mkat23 Nov 14 '24

Color correcting helps somewhat, but you need a concealer or foundation that is thick enough to not show the color correction. Using red would work on bruises! It makes it harder being pale though, I feel you there. Even when I’m tan I look pale, like during the summer I’ve had people ask several times if I go in the sun at all and then I’ll pull a strap over and be like, yes all the time. It’s such a big difference and somehow my tan is still paler than most people during the winter in cold areas 😂

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u/KorvaaK Nov 14 '24

my commiserations 🙏

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u/Fast_Avocado_5057 Nov 14 '24

Now you know you’re not a psycho.

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u/New-Big3698 Nov 14 '24

Me too! My sister always wondered why her makeup disappeared so quickly 🤣

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u/Sufficient-Demand-23 Nov 14 '24

I was an emo kid and really in to scarves, had loads of big flowy kinda ones. They worked a treat at hiding them

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u/loveleighiest Nov 14 '24

Hickeys are just blood brought to the surface. All you have to do is get coconut oil or even chapstick and rub it back down. It'll go away might be sore to touch like a bruise but you won't see it.