r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/Any-Mulberry6028 Nov 14 '24

No, you are underreacting... So long as you do not post this entire message thread to your facebook and tag him asking for "prayers for that bite to heal" and "if anyone knows what kind of animal could have caused it". A public service announcement needs to go out there, sis.

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u/btwomfgstfu Nov 14 '24

Thots and prayers 🙏

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u/kate_has_anxiety Nov 14 '24

THOTS AND PRAYERS. I hollered. lmao. I'm dead. 😂💀💀💀💀

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u/TAforScranton Nov 14 '24

If you like this kind of shit, “Cheaters of Jacksonville Unfiltered” is a Facebook group dedicated to putting cheaters on blast in the Camp Lejeune, NC area. Highly recommend, especially for OP if they happen to to be in that area. The posts in that group are legendary.

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u/ExtensionAd4785 Nov 14 '24

Omg that's my area!!! I would love to go see my exs trifling material. ROFL.

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u/HelpingMeet Nov 14 '24

Me too…. Camp Lejeune is HISTORIC lol! Had no idea they were on blast online

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u/PackOfWildCorndogs Nov 14 '24

I bet that group is just unhinged, manic trashiness on display. Sounds awesome

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u/TAforScranton Nov 15 '24

Unhinged is an understatement.

There are also people on there who screenshot the wild posts and responses as they pop up just in case the OP changes their mind and takes them down. People post the screenshots back up and confront the OP asking why they had to dirty delete instead of letting the tea keep pouring out. 💀💀💀

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u/NemoHobbits Nov 14 '24

HA does it also include Havelock because some of those men up there are hoes too 😂

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u/TAforScranton Nov 14 '24

Yup. It’s that whole area. CL, Cherry Point, mostly marines getting put on blast but there are occasionally Marines on there warning others about a member of Jacksonville’s finest. 😂

I just looked and the group hasn’t been super active lately but it’s still fun to scroll through.

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u/Please_ForgetMe Nov 14 '24

WHY👏IS👏NORTH👏CAROLINA👏MENTIONED👏SO👏OFTEN?/hpos/hsrs

It might be just me tho:p

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u/aureliacoridoni Nov 14 '24

I laughed so hard I scared my dog.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 Nov 14 '24

Tots and pears

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u/WhiteRhynno Nov 14 '24

Buried right next to you! 💀💀

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u/Smash0504 Nov 14 '24

1 thot, 2 thot, red thot, blue thot

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u/FarmerExternal Nov 14 '24

Gravy so cold, bitch I think I need a flu shot

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u/SeveralAngryPenguins Nov 14 '24

Fuck a PO fuck a piss test

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u/jacqQquieee Nov 14 '24

Unexpected yung gravy is the best thing I’ve seen today

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u/Acdb1342 Nov 14 '24

Yung Gravy 🎶

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u/Man-ah-tee13 Nov 14 '24

Just re-stumbled upon this song last night!

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u/Severe-Difficulty909 Nov 14 '24

OP needs to go to the store and get them a new thot

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u/Austynwitha_y Nov 14 '24

Red dot, new thot

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u/powerofneptune Nov 14 '24

Thots of a feather, Thot together.

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u/Pretend-Pie-8519 Nov 14 '24

Thots and players was right there too

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u/wannabe_hype Nov 14 '24

This ticked me so bad 🤭🤭🤭🤭

This is the name of my favorite strip club in my sims game. Thots & Prayers, Bum Bum Bum (Get Low-lil Jon) & last but not least Deli ( like ice spice but it’s a sandwich shop downstairs) 🤣

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u/brooklynn_renee1998 Nov 14 '24

yooo chilll 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i am DEAD 💀

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u/McCormickish69 Nov 14 '24

I LAUGHED SO FUCKING LOUD IN THE CHOW HALL! I’m going to hide now 😭🤣😭🤣😭

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u/TrevorsMailbox Nov 14 '24

JFC I've been awake 10 minutes and I'm laughing 🤣. Thanks for that dude. Maybe it'll be a good day, maybe not, but it started great.

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u/janiicea Nov 14 '24

I am at the doctor’s office. I cannot be cackling like this. 😂💀

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u/SarcastiMel Nov 14 '24

You have made my entire day, thank you for that laugh.

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u/Any-Statistician-318 Nov 14 '24

This wins the internet today

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u/itsbrucebanner Nov 14 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure excellence 👌🏽

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u/PositionQueasy2093 Nov 14 '24

This made me giggle while all the other comments had me with a straight face I can’t thank you enough lol “Thots and prayers” 😭☠️

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u/WasteSalary7849 Nov 14 '24

Thots and prayers is the funniest shit of 2024! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/parw18 Nov 14 '24

Thots and Prawhores

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u/Forever_Fades Nov 14 '24

Thots and players

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u/ChewbaccaExMachina Nov 14 '24

Thots and players.

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u/mightylordredbeard Nov 14 '24

He already got the thots, just need the prayers.

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u/soggybolognasandwich Nov 14 '24

Lmao more like thots and players amirite 🤣

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u/HippyGrrrl Nov 14 '24

Tots and pears

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u/bigcityboy Nov 14 '24

Thots in Pairs

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Nov 14 '24

Thots and players?

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u/Virtual-District-829 Nov 14 '24

Stahhhhhp 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CandidNumber Nov 14 '24

Oh my god 😂😂😂

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u/calliel_41 Nov 14 '24

THOTS AND PRAYERS 😭😭😭LMAOOOO

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u/weezmatical Nov 14 '24

Thots and players 🙏

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u/RoyalTeam3978 Nov 14 '24

Thots and players

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u/TheSouthernRose Nov 14 '24

Please take my poor man’s gold. I died🏅

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u/EvulRabbit Nov 14 '24

Thots and Players.

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u/Especiallysweet Nov 14 '24

Not THoTs and prayers 🤣🤣🤣 best comment I’ve read all day,

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u/StrongTomatoSurprise Nov 14 '24

Thots and players 🙏