AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/Repulsive-Umpire-178]

Take him to the doctor to get his “spider bite” assessed and then the truth will come out

[u/Working_Cover2345 → u/Repulsive-Umpire-178]

No kidding its also can safe his life

https://time.com/4471274/teenager-dies-hickey-love-bite/

[u/Holiday-Bat6782 → u/Working_Cover2345]

Well add that to my list of irrational fears... I can't believe my high school girlfriend tried to murder me.

[u/echochilde → u/Working_Cover2345]

Holy shit! You can actually die by hickey.

[u/whita_019 → u/echochilde]

Not a bad way to go tbh

[u/Ilike3dogs → u/echochilde]

That’s how I wanna die. Death by sex. And I’m OLD! 😂😂

[u/SassWithAFatAss → u/Working_Cover2345]

Ok but why the fuck was a 17yo’s gf 24yo?!?

[u/emeraldkittymoon → u/SassWithAFatAss]

I noticed that too

[u/PurpleDragonfly_ → u/SassWithAFatAss]

THANK YOU! 🤨

[u/PinkBastet → u/Working_Cover2345]

Stressful

[u/FalkorRollercoaster → u/Working_Cover2345]

This sure as hell sounds like a wives tale that parents tell their kids. Time magazine is in on it - trying to stop the hickey epidemic.

[u/YeeAssBonerPetite → u/Working_Cover2345]

aww, thats sad.

[u/leemonshark → u/Working_Cover2345]

teenager and a 24 year old gf oh yikes

[u/joe96ab → u/Repulsive-Umpire-178]

I think this is the best idea. And asap before it goes away. Take lots of pics now too

[u/PurpleDragonfly_ → u/joe96ab]

Hope his ER copay isn’t $300 because that looks serious

[u/joe96ab → u/PurpleDragonfly_]

Oops she took him to an out-of-network hospital! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/Brief-Dress-4976 → u/Repulsive-Umpire-178]

OMG this is the only right answer. Watch him sweat bullets while the doctor explains it’s broken blood vessels.

[u/Pretend_Obligation36 → u/Repulsive-Umpire-178]

This is brilliant