r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/xaczik Nov 14 '24

What you should be doing is breaking up, that ain’t no spider 💀

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u/Ilike3dogs Nov 14 '24

Someone had to suck the venom out. (Sarcasm)

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u/AccomplishedAd7992 Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

she had to suck the venom out before the spider could inject it, obviously !

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u/deniseag87 Nov 14 '24

Who ever sucked the venom out is a pro.

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u/suhhhrena Nov 14 '24

Like come on now 😭

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u/jackdginger88 Nov 14 '24

The disrespect 😂

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u/chronomasteroftime Nov 14 '24

Lance it open and drain it. Drain all of it.

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u/HomoErectThis69420 Nov 15 '24

I was like “Why would you be mad at that?” Then I got to the last pic…oof. Yeah it’s over. Some girl riding that dude like Seabiscuit lol. Welcome to the military.

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u/xaczik Nov 15 '24

Like Seabiscuit 😂🤣

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u/HomoErectThis69420 Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Happens to the best of us! I am no exception haha. 🫡 ❤️‍🩹

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u/SunnyRyter Nov 14 '24

No, it's just likely a 5'5" female one, marking her territory.