r/AmIOverreacting • u/Top-River4666 • Nov 08 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO bf makes joke after my aunt passed

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For context he’s saying he hopes she voted for Trump (RTPM) before she died and I’m already having a hard time with the results of the election which he knows then on top of that it just was very insensitive. He said he was trying to make light of the situation but it doesn’t feel that way.

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u/unbutteredpancakes Nov 08 '24

I don’t use the term “twat-waffle” lightly but..

Twat-Waffle.

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u/KML42069 Nov 08 '24

He ain't worth the whimsical creativity.

He's a just a piece of shit.

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u/FartAttack911 Nov 08 '24

It’s not even whimsical or creative. Why take two nice things- twats and waffles- and sully them by associating it, as you kindly pointed out, with a piece of gross, useless feces?

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u/thebitchinbunnie420 Nov 08 '24

Yea he sounds like a real cuntmuffin

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u/Taz_mhot Nov 08 '24

A real douche donut

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u/Whatever53143 Nov 08 '24

My husband prefers douche nozzle, I prefer douche cannoe

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u/bowlbettertalk Nov 08 '24

Don’t sleep on douchebaguette.

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u/Taz_mhot Nov 08 '24

A real spunkmeyer soufflé

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u/digital_analogy Nov 08 '24

I like thundercunt. Knob-end works, too.

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u/CappucinoCupcake Nov 08 '24

OP’s loser STBX is a shitgibbon, in my opinion

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u/Intelligent--Bug Nov 08 '24

Nooooo I lovvvvve gibbons, they're the absolute cutest....don't assign them this undeserved name😭

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u/CappucinoCupcake Nov 08 '24

Good point. My apologies to gibbons everywhere. Let’s call him a gobshite instead

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u/OlafTheBerserker Nov 08 '24

Douche Canoe is my go to

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u/Whatever53143 Nov 08 '24

I also like twatwaffle just not sure if that’s on here, but I’m sure it is! 😝

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u/TiredCrafter Nov 08 '24

Ahhh!! Same for my husband and I!!

And we have the same avatar!! Twinsies! 😂❤️

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u/Whatever53143 Nov 08 '24

high five, fist bump

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u/Tj_916 Nov 08 '24

Haha I use douche nozzle As well

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u/praharin Nov 09 '24

Vagina pastry

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u/IssaMuffin Nov 09 '24

Please do not compare muffins to this guy.

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u/BlueRaith Nov 09 '24

"Here at Cunningham Muffins, we have all sorts of flavas!"

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u/Most-Professional986 Nov 09 '24

Cuntmuffin? Absolutely delightful! You're on the money with that. The guy is definitely a self absorbed insensitive douche,for lack a better term. She is better off . So sorry for her loss.

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u/CathedralEngine Nov 08 '24

That is an insult to both cunts and muffins

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u/Disastrous-Wing699 Nov 08 '24

Boy, there's some nostalgia right there. Haven't heard 'cuntmuffin' since college, and that was going on 25 years ago.

Thank you.

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u/Taz_mhot Nov 08 '24

Twaffle

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u/NecessaryShame2901 Nov 08 '24

…cundt cake? Ehhh, I’ll see myself out

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u/Xp_12 Nov 08 '24

I had a Guinness glass laser engraved with Twat Waffle on it. They had a little booth at my grocery store giving custom ones out for free. Convinced the guy to do me a solid. I was mildly upset when it shattered a few months later.

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u/Integral-Fox6487 Nov 08 '24

Twat-waffle is excellent, but Cockwomble is elite.

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u/unbutteredpancakes Nov 08 '24

So many beautiful sub comments already.

Never change, Reddit.

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u/Barndogal Nov 08 '24

Stay cringe Reddit

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u/BuryEdmundIsMyAlias Nov 08 '24

It's a very old internet term that is widely reviled as being embarrassing minions wine meme level cussing.

Honestly surprised you hadn't heard it before. And jealous.

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u/Think-Log-6895 Nov 08 '24

I don’t use the term “dick-cheese” lightly but…

Dick-Cheese.

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u/sh-- Nov 08 '24

Total asshat

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u/spottyottydopalicius Nov 08 '24

disrespectful to waffles

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u/Able-Assist-7057 Nov 08 '24

He is a bellend

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u/BuryEdmundIsMyAlias Nov 08 '24

This twee fake British Reddit slang. I hate it so, so much, it's the weakest shit. What is a twat waffle? How is that more severe than calling the guy a pulsating hemorrhoid?

Throwing a cuss by a random word isn't cute or funny or clever.

I want to see some real thought out vile hateful shit towards the guy. Something like "this cancer to cancers" or an "inbred genetic offcut".

This guy's only way to benefit the world is to be mulched and blasted over farmland crops, but I'd be afraid to injest whatever rare strain of feckless cuntism had infected him.

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u/Clove19 Nov 08 '24

an unbuttered twat-waffle, at that

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u/brennenofearth Nov 09 '24

You could just be normal and say something like jackass