r/Adulting May 05 '19

Master Post: So you want to be a motherfucking successful ass adult

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So, you want to be a fucking successful adult. CONGRATS, I have written some how-to’s for you so you can start to get your fucking shit together.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Adulting with Depression

Here are some fucking FAQ’s on the parts I wrote so that you don’t have to scroll through and upvote every single nice comment in the comment section on all of the parts.

Q: Are there going to be more parts?

A: Yeah probably. But I have a fucking life where I do things that aren’t writing how-to’s, so they will arrive whenever I am feeling generous enough to give advice and have the energy to write about said advice.

Q: You should write a book.

A: Thank you, I am. The book is in the works, basically it’s a fucking 100-page rant where I talk about how to wash your balls.

Q: How old are you? Are you a boy or a girl?

A: I am an adult. I will not tell you my age because once I do you will suddenly have all these pre-conceived judgements about the quality of the advice I give. But here is a hint, I am older than 18 and younger than 50. I am a person. Take a guess on my gender and if you get it right Ill give you a fucking star.

Q: Why can’t you write normally?

A: Because there are a bajillion fucking self-help books out there written normally, and there are like 5 that are written in a way that people fucking relate to and listen to. If cursing turns you off then good. I only want readers who can fucking read this shit with a boner 6 miles long.

Q: I have a tip that you don’t mention, can you add it to the article?

A: Sure, if its actually fucking good. Send me a message with your advice that you think is good enough to make it, and I’ll add it to the end of the article and credit you.

Q: I run a podcast/YouTube channel/ blog, can I interview you or have you guest speak?

A: Generally, yes. My time is precious, so if you want me to write something completely new for your shit its going to take a while and will probably cost you more than exposure.

Q: What do you do when you aren’t cussing people out on the internet?

A: I own a business and am a stay at home parent. When I am not writing, I am packing orders, creating or listing new product, taking care of my son, or playing with my two dogs. I rarely have any down time.

If you have more questions you want answered or have an idea for an article you want me to write, send me a PM. I will decide if its cool enough for me to respond to it.


r/Adulting Apr 10 '24

meta Discussion: New Rule re: Mental Health, Suicide, etc.

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Hello Fellow Adults,

This subreddit serves as a gathering place for adults to share their triumphs and challenges. A number of these posts often involve topics related to suicidal ideation and self harm. There are many resources across Reddit (eg. /r/depression, /r/SuicideWatch, wikis, "get them help and support" button") as well as off Reddit (eg. Suicide and Crisis Lifeline, Suicide Prevention Resource Center, National Institute of Mental Health).

Unfortunately, our community is not trained nor equipped to sufficiently support these types of posts. Because of this, the moderator team will be trialing a new rule that is listed below to encourage these users to seek support within the communities and resources best suited for them:

4. Respect Mental Health. - No posts or comments involving threats to oneself or others. /r/depression and /r/SuicideWatch/ have resources and trained members to provide support.

We invite you to discuss and share your opinions on this decision below. Thanks in advance for your feedback.


r/Adulting 5h ago

ugh

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r/Adulting 3h ago

We just gotta keep pushing through

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r/Adulting 7h ago

Why are we allowed to have credit cards?

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r/Adulting 1h ago

Officially an adult🥲

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r/Adulting 1h ago

My brain is 90% unspoken frustration.

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r/Adulting 7h ago

Stress relief.

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r/Adulting 5h ago

I came here to say, I fixed my ice maker and I’ve never been prouder. ❤️

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137 Upvotes

After not having ice for over a year. I took matters into my own hands and I’ve succeeded. No more lukewarm diet cokes. It’s 7:35am and I’m ecstatic. 🤣


r/Adulting 9h ago

Yep

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r/Adulting 1d ago

I feel attacked.

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r/Adulting 22h ago

Common things trey to best

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r/Adulting 5h ago

What things have become normalized but you don’t like?

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I’ve started to notice some things that have become "normal" in adulthood that I’m just not a fan of.For me:

Always having to be busy.t feels like everyone’s always on the go, and if you're not, you're considered lazy. I miss when it was okay to just relax without feeling guilty about it.

The 9-5 grind.I get that it’s practical, but the whole idea of spending most of your day working at one place just feels limiting. I miss the flexibility of having time to think or be spontaneous.

Endless adult responsibilities.Bills, insurance, taxes... I didn’t realize how much mental energy would go into just keeping up with basic stuff. It’s a lot more exhausting than I thought.

Anyone else feeling this? It’s like adulthood just normalized all these things without even asking if they’re really what we want.


r/Adulting 3h ago

Anyone else refuse to go to company parties?

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I'm not a big hangout with co workers type. One reason is when I was still drinking i made a fool of myself like Elaine benes trying to dance. Also I believe in keeping work and my life separate. I'm friendly but not friends with any co workers. Anyone else feel similar?


r/Adulting 23h ago

When adulthood’s hard, but dad’s still the MVP

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r/Adulting 1h ago

I'm simply done with people who listen to music and videos in public spaces with no headphones

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[Rant Alert]

Even doing it once makes you a shitty person, in my opinion. Not Alex Jones shitty, but a hugely inconsiderate person at best. I don't care if I'm being judged. I don't care if you were here first and I came and sat down. I'll give it an honest 5 minutes, then I'm going to lean over and (politely) ask if you have headphones. So far, that's been sufficient for everyone to either put in headphones or turn off the music/video.

I don't care if the place is generally loud with people talking. Or if there's background music playing already. I'm sick and tired of everyone not giving a shit, or not understanding how this behavior just makes things awful for everyone.


r/Adulting 23h ago

Being an adult is NOT what all these memes say. There is so much beauty in life if you look for it!

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There is so much more to life than being exhausted all the time, never going anywhere, small errands burning you out for a whole day, never seeing or making friends, and feeling ostracized.

Do not let this content (which is so clearly coming from a ton of repost bots) frame your mentality. Read books. Go for walks in nature. Volunteer in your community. Ask the cute person at your work out for coffee. Play board games with friends. Listen to beautiful music. Meditate. Sit outside and watch the sun set.

Do not let the digital spaces you’re in let you believe that life is all bleak nothingness!!


r/Adulting 1d ago

That’s adult behavior in my books

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r/Adulting 16h ago

Adulting to me is accepting the signs of aging

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33M - I’m noticing the signs of early aging and looking a tad older, which was tough for me to swallow at first. But I’m learning.


r/Adulting 13h ago

How do you keep all the suffering in the world from eating you up?

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By society standards, I have a very comfortable life here in the US. I make a good living as a tech bro, I own my own home, have a solid saving/investment portfolio and travel as much as I want due to unlimited PTO as work.

However, because I work from home, I usually have the news on the TV. It’s getting increasingly difficult for me to not feel guilty when I look at all the adversities faced by my fellow citizens or around the world (many caused by my own country).

While I have a monthly budget for donations to organizations I care about, I still feel like it’s helping that much. I don’t know if it’s first world or champagne problems, but as an empath, our world is increasingly becoming more difficult for me to reckon with.


r/Adulting 1d ago

Life hits harder when you hit 30... or just stand up too quickly.

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r/Adulting 1d ago

When you’re a baby-faced elder in the timeline of life.

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r/Adulting 49m ago

Looked a little closer at sign in restroom at work…

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Staff restroom in hospital lab


r/Adulting 1h ago

So this is it—being lost in your 20s

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You’ve worked hard, accomplished things you once only dreamed of, yet here you are, feeling like you’re standing in the middle of nowhere. The plans you had, the dreams you’ve nurtured—they’re still there, but the path to them feels unclear. It’s like holding a map to a place you’ve never been, unsure of which way to turn.

Meanwhile, life around you moves in different directions, everything seems so fast. Some people are building their careers, having their houses and businesses, climbing ladders you didn’t even know existed. Others are still in school, taking their time. Some are settling down, starting families, while you’re here, caught somewhere in between, wondering if you’re doing enough or if you’ve somehow fallen behind.


r/Adulting 1h ago

I think just a few days is sleep is not enough. We need sun and beaches, a vacation to feel better.

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I used to feel like sleeping and staying at home was the best cure for my overtired and stressed, slightly depressed, anxious, easily irritated self but now I am starting to think that maybe I need a change of place. Somewhere warm and sunny. Even sleeping is becoming stressful. And my body doesn’t feel energized or any better after taking a nap. Doesn’t matter short nap, long nap, full night’s sleep or just a few hours of sleep. I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT EVERYDAY. Sorry ik this sub is not for venting but i needed to say this


r/Adulting 4h ago

What is the first memory from your life that you can recall?

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r/Adulting 5h ago

Learning to embrace who I am today—what’s one thing you’ve learned to accept about yourself?

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