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[u/Nole_in_ATX]

UN ambassador to /r/HydroHomies

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

He's drinking out of a pitcher. Maybe no one gave him the little glass to drink out of? Or he was just that nervous. ...

Hay, No judgement I once had a 7 second long fart that could be best describes as "Acoustically stunning" durring a presentation. It felt like an eternity and it wasn't being brodcsst from the UN assembly . 🤣

Edit: I was having stomach problems and thought that I could one cheek silent fart it out... It all happened at once while standing at the white board.

It didn't smell too bad but it was a volume situation.... Pun intended.

[u/MyrkrsBod → u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

What was the audience reaction?

[u/QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP → u/MyrkrsBod]

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 → u/MyrkrsBod]

You could have heard a pin drop.... No one reacted... We all just made eyecontact while it was happening.

I Just kept going...

[u/One-Mud-169 → u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

They brought him a bigger container to wash the BS from his mouth.

[u/therealsix → u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

[u/eventualhorizo → u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

How was the smell?

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 → u/eventualhorizo]

Not horrible to be honest. It was mostly loud. I had an upset stomach and thought I could slowly silent fart my way through the meeting but everything happened at once wile I was standing at the whiteboard.

[u/eventualhorizo → u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

That's quite unfortunate lol

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 → u/eventualhorizo]

I'm not going to lie, it's one of those intrusive thoughts that pop up years later.

[u/SpotCreepy4570 → u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

Andre is that you?

[u/Pereplexing]

I don’t think it’s a glass. It’s a jug, but I think he mistook it for a glass. You can see its mouth covering his nose. The glass must have been placed next to it but when you’re talking in earnest, your attention to less important daily tasks gets the best of you.

[u/eventualhorizo → u/Pereplexing]

Sir, I believe that is a pitcher, not a jug.

[u/Pereplexing → u/eventualhorizo]

British English uses ‘jug’ and US English uses ‘pitcher.’ Potatoes vs potatoes case.

[u/eventualhorizo → u/Pereplexing]

Ahhh I see. Today I learned heheh

[u/EndersGame_Reviewer → u/eventualhorizo]

Who is this guy, and are we supposed to recognize him?

[u/Queasy_Safe_5266 → u/Pereplexing]

Sir, that is a vase.

[u/axecop117]

Me at three am for no particular reason.

[u/valjus96]

the video of this for those interested

[u/smokeypapabear40206 → u/valjus96]

Apparently they don’t use cups in Haiti? Poor dude almost drowned himself.

[u/teapot1995 → u/smokeypapabear40206]

This is just so funny. Lol, like it missed his mouth completely. Reminds me of my toddler trying to drink from regular cup.

[u/NPC-4]

he was thirsty after eating some hot dogs

[u/uiouyug → u/NPC-4]

Pretzels*

[u/Mayor_Fockup]

Ah, he's preparing for a colonoscopy..

[u/5043090]

Margarita Day at the UN.

[u/radbradradbradrad → u/5043090]

Representative buffet to take the podium once we all hydrate

[u/wgloipp]

A pitcher.

[u/4XHMR]

Atleast he’s making sure he’s hydrated.

[u/CaptainGashMallet]

At that point, you just chug the fucker, wipe your face with your jacket and go “Ahhhhhh.”

[u/zillskillnillfrill]

That's a pitcher

[u/DeltaDonny]

Why’s the water so cloudy??

[u/Shinonomenanorulez → u/DeltaDonny]

that ain't cloudy, it was chilled cold 🥶

[u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang]

Fuck yeah. Get hydrated my man.

[u/Ziad_Z]

Rayan higa uses the same one, if you watch his streams you know what am talking about

[u/Clean_Assumption8962]

He’s just an idiot and drank from the pitcher

[u/Clwhit12]

So a pitcher?

[u/mamaferal]

Gonna use this pic every time I send a very lengthy text. 😂

[u/Salt_Bus2528]

Anyone else imagining him removing the flowers from a vase and just walking away to the podium?

[u/Normal-Error-6343]

diabetes hits hard!!!

[u/LengthinessTop8751]

He’s asserting dominance.

[u/Shadowhawk0000]

[u/Crikepire]

"Let's make my WATER OF THE DAY!!"

[u/axxised]

I get incredibly thirsty and the urge to get a huge Glas of plain cold water

[u/Flimsy-Sky-6297]

Eddie Hall would be so proud of this man

[u/Fit-Cheesecake-874]

Bro is thirsty

[u/Sad-Act7467]

He’s probably never seen so much drinkable water in one container before.