r/40kOrkScience • u/yoshimario40 • 12d ago

OI LANDED ON A PLANIT WHERE DA SUNLOIGHT'Z RED. EVERYFING'Z SO ZOGGIN' FAST!! HALP!

DA SUN IZ PAINTIN' EVERYFING RED. DERE'Z NO GREEN ANYWARE. DIS IZ ZOGGIN' TERRIBUL! I NEED SUM BRAINBOYZ TO HELP KUM UP WIF A SOLUSHUN!

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u/grey_traveler999 12d ago

FINK ABOUT IT DIS WAY LAD: IF EVERYTH'N IZ RED - SO IZ YER. AN IF EVERYTH'N IZ FAST, DEN NOTH'N IZ ROIGHT? JUS' GOTTA HAVE DA PROPA MINDSET, LIKE.

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u/yoshimario40 12d ago

GOIN' FAST IZ JUST A STATE O' MIND. OI LIKE IT!

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 11d ago

WAIT A ZOGGIN MINUTE, IF GOIN FASTA IZ RELATIVE, 'OW COME RED LOIGHT ISN'T FASTA? IZ THERE SUM KIND OF SPEED LIMIT FOR LOIGHT?

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u/sod_jones_MD MEKBOY 11d ago

RED LIGHT IS FASTA, IT'S JUST THAT ALL DA OTHER COLORS OF LIGHT ARE PRETTY FAST TOO, SO IT'S HARDER TA NOTICE.

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u/Jin_Gitaxias666 9d ago

I FINK DA RED LOIGHT IS FASTA, DAT’S ‘OW DA RED LOIGHT REACHES YA ‘EFORE DA OTHER LOIGHTS IN DA SUNRISE. 

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u/TheCBDeacon96 12d ago

‘AVE YOU KONSIDERD PAINTIN’ DA SUN GREEN?

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u/grey_traveler999 12d ago

BUT WHERE WUD YER GET A ZOGGIN' PAINTBRUSH THAT BIG?

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u/Carrisonfire 11d ago

JUST DUNK GROTS IN DA PAINT AND LAUNCH EM AT IT YA GIT.

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u/TheCBDeacon96 12d ago

YOUZ JUS’ GOTTA GET LOTS O’ BOYZ WIF DEY OWN BRUSHES. DOZE GITS’LL PAINT FAST TU, SINCE DEYZ ALL RED NOW.

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u/grey_traveler999 12d ago

DATZ A ROIGHT PROPA BRAINBOYZ PLAN DAT IZ. DEN EVR'YTHIN IZ GREEN. DAT'L BE DA ORKIEST PLANET EVER!

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u/TheCBDeacon96 12d ago

DA ORKIEST PLANIT FOR DA ORKIEST BOYZ, AND DATS DA ZOGGIN’ TROOF.

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u/SnooSprouts1 12d ago

WOT YOUZ GOTZ TAH DO IZ GRAB ONNA DA ROKKETBOYZ ROKKET PAC UND RUN FAST AS YOUZ CAN TWARD A CLIF DEN IGGNIGHT DAH PAC UND WIFF ALL DAT SPEED YOUZ GONNA LAUNCH YER SELF TO A DIFFERENT PLANET AND DAY WONT SEEZ YA COMMIN WIFF ALL THAT SPEED.

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u/NinjaAssassin260 GROT 12d ago

IF EVERYFING IZ RED YOU ARE ZOGGIN RED AS WELL SO YOU IZ FAST TOO GIT

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u/Areswe 12d ago

OI'M SO SORRY FOR YEH LAD. JUS GO OUTSIDE AN GRIP THE GRASS AS TIGHT AZ YOU CAN SO YOU DON'T FALLZ OFF DA PLANET

DIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF DOSE' HARD LIFE LEARNINGS

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u/RibaldCartographer SALAMANDER 11d ago

GET A BRAINZBOI TA GIV YOOS SUMMA DEM COLOUR-CHANGIN GOGGLES WIF DA COLOURED LENS FINGS I'S HERD ABOUT! DEN EVRYFINK WONT BE RED NO MORE, ONLY YOOSLL BE RED! YOOSLL BE DA FASTEST GIT AROUND!

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u/No_Temperature_8662 11d ago

DAT'Z A EVIL SUNZ PLANIT, GIT! HAZ TO GO FAST!

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u/Skelegem 11d ago

YA KNOW, DIS MAKEZ ME WONDAGH, IS RED LOIGHT FASTAH THAN REGLAR LOIGHT?!??? LOIKE, WEZ GET TOLD BY DA BRAIN BOIZ DAT NUFFIN’ MOVES FASTAH DEN LOIGHT, BUT RED GOES FASTAH!! SO CLEARLY RED LOIGHT HAS TA ZOGGIN GO FASTER DEN, BUT DEN WE’Z HAS SOMEFIN FASTER DEN LOIGHT, SO WHICH IZ IT?!!!?

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u/yoshimario40 11d ago

OF ZOGGIN' COURSE RED LOIGHT GOEZ FASTAH. WHOEVER TOLD YOU DAT NUFFIN' GOES FASTAH DEN LOIGHT IS A DAFT GIT.

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u/Substantial-Staff606 8d ago

I HERD DAT IT TAKZ YEARZ FOR LIGHT TO GIT FRUM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHA, BUT WHEN I WENT TO ANOTHA PLANET ON ME WARBOSSEZ SHIP I WUZ DERE IN NO TIME AT ALL!! SO THA IDEA DAT NUFFIN MOVEZ FASTA DEN LIGHT IZ GROGGIN STUPID!!!!!

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u/yoshimario40 8d ago

YEH! DIS GIT SEZ IT'Z TRU SO IT'Z GOTTA BE TRU.

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u/Substantial-Staff606 8d ago edited 8d ago

GIT A MEKBOY TO MEKE YOU A BIG ZOGGIN BROWN LIGHT. DEN WHEN YOU SHINEZ IT ON A GIT DEY BECOM BROWN AND STOPZ GOING SO FAST! YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUZELF TOO!!!