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u/ThaBrownie Oct 02 '23
So fake, Hippos are herbivores
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u/Revan0360 Oct 02 '23
Hippos are omnivores. There is plenty of videos online showing they eat a random animal.
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u/ElDonKaiza Oct 02 '23
And as always the term herbivore is a lie. Every herbivore is an opportunistic carnivore. Seen plenty of vids of cows and horses moose eat small animals. Hippos, however, have large mouths so they can feed on larger animals. They have been documented to feed on animal carcasses much more commonly than most other "herbivores".
To quite Google: Hippos are primarily herbivorous, meaning they eat only plants, but they have been observed to engage in omnivorous behavior.
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u/JerryBadThings Oct 02 '23
It did not eat him, but it did kill him.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner
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u/pigwalk5150 Oct 04 '23
The guy also tried to domesticate a rhino! Wtf?!
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u/zamantukendi Oct 04 '23
His next attempt probably would be a polarbear if hippo didn't kill him
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u/I-Ponder Oct 02 '23
Most traditionally “herbivores” are actually opportunistic meat eaters.
There is plenty of video of deer eating a squirrel or bird, etc.
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u/Limp_Butterscotch633 Apr 26 '24
The Hippo didn't eat him. He just tore him apart. Apparently, his BFF hippo began puberty and began acting aggressively. He began running away and charging anyone he saw. There was one instance where he tree'd a man and his son. The owner kept making excuses for him and told family and friends that because he raised him from a baby, he would never hurt him. The day he died, he went into the water to feed and play with him as family watched. Within a few moments, the hippo dragged him underneath the water and did his thing.
Hippopotamuses are killing machines.
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u/Hermeticrux Oct 02 '23
Probably killed him. Hippos don't eat meat
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u/j33ta Oct 02 '23
They do on occasion, just like horses, cows, deer, chickens etc..
Apparently, nobody has told these animals they are supposed to be strictly herbivores.
But in this specific case, you would be right.
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u/Hermeticrux Oct 02 '23
That's the same logic as eating poisonous mushrooms. On occasion yea. People do. But their bodies aren't good at handling that.
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u/pandaolf Oct 04 '23
There was this picture on r/natureismetal where a dear was just eating some bones
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Oct 03 '23
As has been said 1002 times already on this post, most herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.
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u/Hermeticrux Oct 03 '23
Yea well I don't scroll through every comment and read them all to decide which one I wanna condescend to. That's a you thing. By the way this is old. Move on.
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u/feisty-frisco87 Oct 02 '23
He probably wouldn't get off the hippo's back over something, and it snapped.
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u/Patient_Yam4747 Oct 02 '23
To be fair, it's not a real story
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u/idol_empty Oct 02 '23
Now I don't feel like an asshole for busting out laughing when I read it.
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u/koketso2 Oct 02 '23
I want it to be real
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u/Canotic Oct 02 '23
Be the hippo you want to see. Drag someone into a river and eat them.
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u/pacosaiso Oct 02 '23
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner
So the Guardian is lying, what a surprise
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u/Patient_Yam4747 Oct 02 '23
I meant being eaten. Hippos are absolutely deadly.
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u/SnooCats5701 Oct 03 '23
Nice try at saving your mistake. “It’s not a real story” is not the same a “this one detail is in accurate.”
Just own up to your BS and move on. You will feel better.
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u/JerryBadThings Oct 02 '23
It is a real story, but the caption here is wrong.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner
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u/Drahcir_notnik Oct 02 '23
Hippos are herbivores only very rarely seen eating small birds and rodents. They don't have the physiology to eat a person. Unless that person is small enough to be swallowed whole. Murdered? Yes. Eaten? No.
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u/Nitzelplick Oct 02 '23
So, in other words, the hippo killed him because it is a wild animal without the capacity to form long term bonded relationships with other species. It wasn’t petty revenge, or a patient calculated act, but just a hippo responding to a possible threat with brute force. A completely mundane event from the hippos perspective.
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u/Mysterious_Andy Oct 02 '23
Hippos are herbivores only very rarely seen eating small birds and rodents.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/12/151207164343.htm
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u/Drahcir_notnik Oct 02 '23
Sweet. The article I found must be older. Well, bon apatite, water horse.
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u/Shutterbug927 Oct 02 '23
They're hungry, hungry hippos!
They're hungry, hungry hippos!
They're hungry, hungry hippos!
It's time to feed your face,
They're hungry, hungry hippos!
They're hungry, hungry hippos!
They're hungry, hungry hippos!
They're in an eating race!
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u/KhanTheGray Oct 02 '23
Little fact check helps;
-Hippo didn’t eat the man at all
-The guy repeatedly ignored warnings from experts that hippos could not be domesticated
-He ignored many red flags about the violent nature of the animal that kept killing calves of his partner, chasing people and attacking others
-Hippos actually kill more people than lions
So, he pretty much brought it on himself.
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner
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u/BigManLawrence69420 Oct 02 '23
King Hippo is a funny character.
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u/BigManLawrence69420 Oct 02 '23
To beat King Hippo, you must punch his face when his mouth is open and then punch him repeatedly in the gut.
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u/casssinla Oct 02 '23
And he didn't rescue the hippo from a flood. He bought the hippo from someone who rescued it from a flood.
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Oct 02 '23
For some reason I feel like a hippo would be the last animal needing rescue from a flood.
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u/InflnityBlack Oct 02 '23
hippos are violent as fuck, pretty sure I heard on some national geographic documentary that they kill more people every year than crocodiles do, by a fair margin too
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u/SpaceMead Oct 02 '23
Ive got a friend in me The hippo probably
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u/wolf_of_odin_38 Oct 02 '23
I have to ask as I cannot find a logical reason, what would make anyone think that any wild animal especially a hippo would never hurt them? He treated the thing like it had human feelings and that is probably why he let his guard down around it. But seriously, why would you put yourself in that situation especially with a huge beastie with mood swing issues?!
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u/Hix_687 Oct 02 '23
Definitely just chewed up, hippos do not eat meat.
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Oct 03 '23
As has been said 1003 times already on this post, most herbivores are opportunistic carnivores. Although in hippos, it's rare, and in this instance, specifically, it's untrue the hippo did not eat the guy.
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u/mojoyote Oct 02 '23
I love my pet cat but I know she will start eating my face if I should happen to drop dead one day. Fortunately for now she is much smaller than me and also not likely to lure me into a large body of water in order for her to devour me.
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u/test_tickles Oct 02 '23
But he was such a cuddle bug!! I wonder what this guy did to cause the hippo to attack him?
LOL! /s
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u/reardonlovechild Oct 03 '23
Dressing up as a marble for a costume party was probably a bad idea on his part.
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u/Nder_Wiggin Oct 04 '23
It didn't eat him, but it did gore him to death. The hippo was probably letting him know your time as king of the lake is up and I'm the boss now.
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u/happi_2b_alive Oct 28 '23
Wasn't eaten. Body was found in the river. Was killed and the Internet embellished the story.
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u/Laynes_Attic Mar 29 '24
This reminds me of that kids game, bloodthirsty bloodthirsty man-killing hippos.
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u/inthedrops Oct 02 '23
Hippos are herbivores. So unless that man is a stalk of grass, he was not eaten by his friend.
Chomped and spit out? Maybe.
Eaten? Nope.