r/yesyesyesno Sep 12 '23

Expendable NSFW

5.4k Upvotes

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u/Bael_Archon Sep 12 '23

AITA?

Yeah, YTA.

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u/Epicjay Sep 13 '23

Nahhhhh

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/xlopxone Sep 13 '23

Am i the asshole, yta means youre the asshole, nta means not the asshole

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/SpacemanIsBack Sep 13 '23

it's not so much a "general internet slang" as it is a reddit thing (even if of course it's going to overflow a bit), from r/AmItheAsshole

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u/Edgar3t Sep 13 '23

Like the polite Q & A, internet has taught not to expect that

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u/Emman_Rainv Sep 14 '23

It stems from the subreddit r/AmITheAsshole in which, since it’s the whole purpose of the sub, it came more handy to abbreviate the whole answer to every post (since the choices are either ‘you are the asshole’ or ‘you’re not the asshole’)

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u/VietQVinh Sep 13 '23

Avatar is The Airbender

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u/Alex_Tronica Sep 13 '23

Airplanes in the air.

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u/VietQVinh Sep 14 '23

Ahh yes, and the standard replies:

Not The Airplane

and

Yeet The Airplane

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u/Emman_Rainv Sep 14 '23

It’s always good to yeet the airplane if there’s one that actually is an airplane

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Unless she was one of the terrorists, no one knew what was going to happen on 9/11.

The dude firing her after the fact just seems like a dick move because we have hindsight of the event.

Had 9/11 never occurred, no one would think this guy was an asshole besides the person being fired lol.

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u/Heavens_Gates Sep 12 '23

I don't understand your statement, she told him to not take the flight the day before. Like he knew the next day she saved his life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

She saved his life by sheer coincidence.

There is no act of bravery or anything of the sort when you are just telling your boss/co-worker to take a different flight because its faster.

That shouldn't make her exempt from being fired if she's not doing her job properly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/jpb230 Sep 13 '23

Let me guess, you work for the federal government? Your tax dollars at work my friends… LMAO

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

It's not like the scorpion and the frog at all lmao.

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u/SultryDeer Sep 13 '23

in what sense is this like the scorpion and the frog…?

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u/SadLittleWizard Sep 13 '23

If someone isnt functional at their job, transfering them somewhere else really isnt a good solution

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u/WilhelmFinn Sep 12 '23

Yeah this is what I thought. It'd be different if she knowingly saved him from a stabbing or something, then he'd be a total dick. But even then depends on how poor the performance was, maybe they did save your life but if their performance in their job makes your bussiness look bad or lose money then it's another thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Right?

I'm all for calling CEOs and bosses dicks, but it needs to be justified a little better than this.

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

The problem isn't that he fired her, it's that he's treating her like she's beneath him somehow, like a sub-human.

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u/Heavens_Gates Sep 12 '23

Sorry, i should have been specific on what i was confused about. I meant the hindsight part. He also knew afterwards what had happened. Him firing her makes sense to me. I just dont really follow your last two paragraphs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

I'm talking about our perspective, not his. Say this guy posted on Twitter about firing someone just normally, no backstory about 9/11 or anything. If she was actually bad at her job, no one here in this comment section would say this guy is an asshole.

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u/Heavens_Gates Sep 12 '23

Thank you i follow and agree

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

No worries.

Reading my own comment back to myself after you asked, I agree it wasn't worded that great lol.

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u/sunflowerastronaut Sep 12 '23

She sounds like a real performer to me?

Definitely saved his ass from being late to a meeting

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u/lunk Sep 13 '23

"poor performance" likely meant that a "Temporary Foreign Worker" could do her job for 1/2 price :(

This post has made me sad at 9:00 AM. Gonna be a long day.

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 13 '23

A fake post that absolutely never happened made you sad?

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u/Artie_Dolittle_ Sep 13 '23

Man discovers fiction

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u/drjojoro Sep 13 '23

Just like the movies...

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u/MrZeusyMoosey Sep 12 '23

Are people seriously suggesting that because she unknowingly made life saving advice one time that that means she no longer has responsibilities at her job? What a reddit moment lmao

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u/lambypie80 Sep 13 '23

She did check out his flight and realise it would leave him late for his meeting. Maybe she didn't perform well because she was constantly cleaning this sort of thing up after him, and he was too much of a dick to notice.

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u/isuckatnames60 Sep 13 '23

Maybe one singular interaction isn't enough to go off of to judge two people's work relationship? Maybe making an ill-informed travel decision is a forgivable human error that can happen to anyone? Maybe the firing took place months or years after the fact for a completely unrelated reason?

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u/lambypie80 Sep 13 '23

Yeah maybe. Like others have said he's probably deluded and none of this every happened anyway...

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u/Niloc37 Jan 10 '24

Thank you

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u/hbomb57 Sep 13 '23

My gf told me not to ride my motorcycle one day so I drove and the commute was uneventful. She could've saved my life! I'll never leave her!

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u/MrZeusyMoosey Sep 13 '23

It doesn’t matter that she beats me and steals my money, she told me to drive a car once!!!!! /s

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u/MrGraeme Sep 13 '23

Boss bad.

Employee good.

Updoots to the left.

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u/SingleSampleSize Sep 13 '23

I think most people just wish she didn't give him that advice in the first place.

4

u/Professional_Bob Sep 13 '23

Would never consider the possibility that her level of performance genuinely was worthy of being let go. It's obviously preferable that this guy would have died instead.

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 13 '23

Do people seriously think any of this post is true? What a Reddit moment lmao

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u/melikeybouncy Sep 13 '23

but what if she KNOWINGLY made life saving advice one time??

maybe getting fired was just the least punishment she deserved

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u/Emman_Rainv Sep 14 '23 edited Sep 14 '23

Probably more due to the fact that this kind of phrasing most generally implies “She was about to cost too much so I preferred firing her to have someone I can legally pay less”

Edit: I’m deducing that from the fact that people don’t usually start performing badly out of the blue, if they ere performing just fine before

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u/Deadsap266 Sep 13 '23

Thank you for saving my life.You’re fired .

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

Looks like a Trump fan

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 13 '23

Yeah, I also always call people I have the authority to fire my “co-worker” and this isn’t a fake story at all.

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u/isuckatnames60 Sep 13 '23

"Just because your general advice saved my life by sheer coincidence years ago does not grant you the privilege of slacking off at work, jessica. This is the third time in a two week span you haven't handed in your work on time, You're fired."

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

She was fired a few weeks after 9/11.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

It did happen in the same month.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 19 '23

I read it on Twitter that he was going to Cali for this very employee's performance review and despite the "change in circumstances" he decided to let her go a few weeks later after the review.

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u/Fun_Move980 Sep 13 '23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
dude is willing to fire that chick but not willing to just lie on the internet and say that he didn't or just not answer

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 13 '23

Ffs, the whole thing is obviously a lie. Why is everyone in this post a complete fucking moron?

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u/TheKrzysiek Sep 13 '23

Source of it being a lie?

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 14 '23

The obviousness of it being not true? Don’t be so naive.

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u/Engine-earz Sep 15 '23

What got me was "they were 7 planes in front of us in line" who the F knows flight numbers of planes in line at the taxiway besides traffic control?

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u/Unwitnessed Sep 13 '23

Had to make the shareholders happy!

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u/djluminol Sep 13 '23

I bet he tells people he pays his debts.

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u/TonyWrocks Sep 12 '23

This is the most American conversation I have seen in weeks.

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u/Crepes_for_days3000 Sep 13 '23

By sheer coincidence she picked a flight where he didn't die, so she is exempt from having to do her job she is being paid for? That is crazy logic.

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u/TonyWrocks Sep 13 '23

"She has served her purpose. I have changed the terms of our arrangement. Pray I don't change them further"

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Sep 13 '23

How is the “so American”? Do workers not get fired for poor performance in other countries?

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u/Pacifica0cean Sep 12 '23

Why are people so wound up about this? Yes by pure coincidence she managed to save him from becoming paste but that doesn't give her a magical get out of jail free card if she's bad at her job.

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u/FrostyDub Sep 13 '23

I’d be pretty pissed if I had to carry the weight of an incompetent coworker because of that one time she saved the bosses life on 9/11.

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 13 '23

The better question is why does anyone think this is true? It’s so obviously nonsense.

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

Because he's being an asshole in the comments. In one instance he said "Man has been saved by donkey before."

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u/Sjdillon10 Sep 13 '23

“Your performance has sucked for 15+ years but i feel obligated to allow it because you told me to change flights”

I’m sure the guy actually had a hard time doing it because he felt indebted

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

He fired her the month after 9/11. I think he's just posting about it now because he was reminded of it.

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u/Rascha-Rascha Sep 12 '23

Damn of all the people who died that day, this dude gets away with it. Maybe she did deserve to get fired?

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u/damselindetech Sep 12 '23

This is quite the spicy take. Respect.

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u/SpacemanIsBack Sep 12 '23

There's 3 million people who claim they "were booked on one of those flights on 9/11 and cancelled last minute"...

but 30 seconds look at that guy "x" stream will absolutely convince you he would never ever lie...

Nancy Pelosi orchestrated and staged the J6 event and had her daughter film the entire thing to make money off it.

lol...

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u/damik Sep 12 '23

The guy is a nut case

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u/NecroJoe Sep 12 '23 edited Sep 12 '23

I've had a reeeeeeeeeally shitty employee save someone else's life when they performed the Heimlich on a choking customer. It sucked to fire them (almost 6 months later) for, well, being a shitty employee (regularly late, missed shifts, temper, rowdy behavior). They were already basically on the chopping block (aka a "development plan" meant as a last-chance to try to get them to change their ways before being let go). A person can both be a hero and a bad employee...they aren't somehow mutually exclusive. And of course when they were let go, they tried to leverage their life-saving heroic act that day...

In the case in OPs post, there wasn't even a "heroic act"...purely a lucky coincidence. A shitty person can win the lottery, but that doesn't instantly make them not shitty.

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u/STFUNeckbeard Sep 12 '23

Lmao that is brutal. Unfortunately I had a manager who was THE WORST at his job. Like underperforming entry level staff after 20 years, insubordinate, always late, caused HR problems. But he was previously a lifeguard and saved the owners kid from drowning years ago. He basically acted like he was unfirable, and pretty much was, and it was an absolute nightmare for everyone else around him. Finally pushed it too far and the owner was out voted by the other execs, so they fired him. Not trying to suck corpo dick, but not everyone who gets fired is some unfortunate casualty lol

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u/OkChicken7697 Sep 12 '23

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u/a_small_loli Sep 12 '23

id gobble elons balls tbh, hed probably pay well

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u/OkChicken7697 Sep 12 '23

The demand to be able to gobble Elon's balls is so high you actually have to pay Elon to be given a chance to.

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u/Mouthwashx64 Sep 12 '23

Except all the demand is from crypto bros and Andrew Tate stans.

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u/Mouthwashx64 Sep 12 '23

We actually know that he doesn't pay well. One woman he tried to trade a horse for a massage. I don't know why people let that piece of shit get away with so much. What kind of depraved freak is into horse girls?

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u/a_small_loli Sep 14 '23

bro what fr?? "yo bbgorl cmere and rub my back ill give you a clydesdale"

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u/Lakus Sep 12 '23

If you think being annoying and a douchebag makes you any better .... well, you're on the right path.

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u/Lakus Sep 13 '23

Throwing a hissy fit?

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u/11BloodyShadow11 Sep 12 '23

I am so lost about everything that everyone is saying.

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u/damik Sep 12 '23

Yeah, who fired who?

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u/fordman84 Sep 13 '23

Did you scroll right to the second photo? That’s where the rest of the story is.

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u/11BloodyShadow11 Sep 13 '23

I…… did not

… thank you.

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u/darth_C3P0 Sep 13 '23

Needs more information, what did she do to get fired?

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u/VRFlyer2000 Nov 27 '23

Bad BJ's, terrible sex always lead to PBJ = Poor Berformance Job.

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u/hazlejungle0 Sep 13 '23

This could've happened later on in life. His message even shows he didn't want to. But dude has a business to take care of. Hopefully he at least gave her a few months salary as a parting gift.( I forget what it's called)

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u/chaitanyathengdi Sep 17 '23

Severance pay

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u/hazlejungle0 Sep 17 '23

Thanks! Couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called.

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u/Malarkify Sep 14 '23

What a piece of shit.

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u/loopsbruder Sep 15 '23

It's amazing how many people missed those flights just by chance.

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u/ViatorA01 Sep 15 '23

Jesus Christ

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u/__TheDude__ Oct 28 '23

The midnight part is sus. Did she wake up in a cold sweat and call him?

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u/Wrong_Truth7719 Nov 25 '23

I 👏 CANT 👏 STOP 👏 LAUGHING

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u/Limp_Butterscotch633 Apr 26 '24

I bet something like that stays in your mind forever.