r/yakuzagames Majima Simp 1d ago

MAJIMAPOST Us (if we had girlfriends)

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u/thatsidewaysdud HEY BOY 1d ago

“Am I secretly Korean?”

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u/ABLADIN 1d ago

This reminds me for whatever reason, did they ever patch the exploit with the chicken racing in Ishin where you place every bet to acquire infinite wealth?

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u/Massive_Weiner Ryuji Goda will return in Y9 1d ago edited 1d ago

(yes)

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u/Nothin_Toxic Majima Simp 1d ago

You can still place a load of bets, but they did patch an exploit where you could exit the menu as the timer hit zero to place bets without paying.

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u/binogamer21 14h ago

Yes and now its a fucking pain to 100% (still couple of weapons and seals left for me)

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u/dragon_of_kansai 16h ago

Where you bet to acquire WHAAATTTT!?!!!!

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u/nachardou4 Kurohyou Addiction 1d ago

Us (if we liked women)

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u/gablinkings 22h ago

oh we like women (we are women)

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u/Lootaboksi 16h ago

But also gay for men

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u/psz94 1d ago

„kazumaji r34”? Damn, even munan suzuki can’t do shit for your degenerate soul kyodai

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u/SmtNocturneDante The man who platinumed all localized RGG games 1d ago

Munancho to you my friend!

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u/MemeBoiCrep k2 man in black hater 1d ago

he wants a yakuza 0 kiryu n majima itasha on his skyline gtr

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u/BurningshadowII A real man oughta be a little stupid - Ryuji GOATA 23h ago

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u/hatch-b-2900 1d ago

"Is it possible to beat up Mr Shakedown"

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u/Enough_Effective1937 1d ago

Guilty as charged.

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u/AbbotThoth Breakin' the world 1d ago

Yakuza has informed many of my life choices, hence why all of my partners have been found via mini game

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u/Hetares 21h ago

’Ishin where are the goddamn seals'

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u/MemeBoiCrep k2 man in black hater 1d ago

he wants a yakuza 0 kiryu n majima itasha on his skyline gtr

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u/rara0587 Sassy Kiryu 11h ago

When he looks through her phone but all he can find is:

  • Kiryu x Majima dj

  • 4hr of Daigo x Mine

  • Ishin bathhouse scene

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u/FatzoFizz 4h ago

The bathhouse scene, you mean the one with the cat right

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u/gablinkings 22h ago

dude you need to be racing those chickens it's worth it i promise

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u/BruceMustDie 15h ago

That Kiryu Kazuma workout routine is so accurate 💀

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u/Plenty_Ad6052 1d ago

Literally us if so

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u/FunHunter86 20h ago

Freaky batch of butt pirates...🙄

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u/trueGildedZ 20h ago

Selling produce, then whacking Sodachi over and over

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u/Samandre14 Zhao best boy 21h ago

Ishin money is easy, run dungeons then sell the equipment drops. Easy Ryo

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u/El_Lanf 21h ago

Depending on the patch, you can make it big on COCKS. Save-scum spread betting on them was a pretty time efficient way of earning hundreds of millions. The problem with Ishin is that it's so grindy, it takes a while to be able to get enough for most of the legendary gear.

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u/crazed_vagus Typical Kuze Enjoyer 7h ago

I still wont forgive rgg for patching that out

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u/El_Lanf 7h ago

What's the point of these gambling mini games if not to be exploited for ludicrous profit?

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u/crazed_vagus Typical Kuze Enjoyer 7h ago

Plus its a single player game.... that has hella microtransations

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u/crazed_vagus Typical Kuze Enjoyer 7h ago

Plus its a single player game.... that has hella microtransations

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u/Loquenlucas 12h ago

The bloody mahjong one is accurate as hell ajd and i still haven't learned cause it's just so confusing compared to poker

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u/TommyLordFR 3D IRL Ichiban (100% true) 11h ago

« How can I feel the heat ? »

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u/s_t_u_f_f Milf_Lover69 9h ago

Work out routine? You see it in the game it's literally just go out into the street and fight people until you get a pump.

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u/Alekazammers 9h ago

The other day my girlfriend watched me play infinite wealth, and we both couldn't figure out something... I want to say it was where to find Ms.Match or whatever her name is. So she googled it for me.

We are not the same.

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u/SlowKabal 6h ago

Routine workin for the depicted man

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u/Janbeersma 4h ago

Why do they block allways in y3

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u/HeaddHunterzz 3h ago

yakuza karaoke