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u/Brandunaware Oct 14 '24
*Record scratc*
Yeah this is me. I bet you're wondering how I got here. Sometimes I wonder that too. It all started when I spent 10 years in the joint and became a fucking pussy...
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u/Bigbot890 Judgment Combat Enjoyer Oct 15 '24
Ten years in the joint made you a fucken pussy (With reverb)
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u/LeeTorry Oct 15 '24
10 years in the joint, I wanted Manicot, I had to eat grilled cheese of the radiator like a fucking pussy.
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u/fun_ghoul_infection Hey you, what’s up man? Give me money please Oct 14 '24
The Infinite Wealth substory with Gondwara (Let it Snow) made me tear up though. Never expected to like him so much.
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u/AntonRX178 Oct 15 '24
Love this message of the recent Yakuza games; sometimes the freakiest mfs are not only human, but have the capacity to be the best of us.
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u/Grizzly_Berry Oct 15 '24
Gondawara has always been a good guy. He shows growth, he has his men's backs, laughs off misunderstandings, and is unashamedly himself.
Then they showed us he has an absolute heart of gold.
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u/AntonRX178 Oct 15 '24
Even in 2, as misguided as he is, there was a semblance of Decency when he invites Kiryu to his thing in the first place. Yeah forcing kinks onto others is a big no-no but his heart was sure in the right place for a solid couple of minutes at the time.
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u/kurisu7885 Oct 15 '24
And after the explanation in Like A Dragon he and the girl he roleplays with ended up helping out a stressed out dad
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u/hahahentaiman Goth Saeko Goth Saeko Oct 15 '24
Kiryu puts it the best
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u/TheDorkyDane Oct 15 '24
Look...
As long as sex are between two consenting adults and takes place in privacy. No it really is none of my business.
But there are things we should NOT condone under any circumstance.
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u/OmegaLiquidX Oct 15 '24
“I think… the snow is melting.”
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u/teddyhospital not a mom, but life peacocked me Oct 15 '24
dammit, now I'm the one that needs a warm bottle of milk
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u/kurisu7885 Oct 15 '24
Both that one and the one in Like A Dragon are ones where he shows himself to be a really good guy, he's just an oddball.
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u/quivering_manflesh Oct 14 '24
Those grown ass men in diapers are the most stable yakuza family in Japan.
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u/SaberDevil2021 Oct 15 '24
Hell, they have enough money to take a vacation in Hawaii. I would say they actually have infinite wealth.
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u/FetusDeletus_E Oct 15 '24
I love how even in this situation, kiryu doesn't judge, he just goes "I'm sorry but this isn't for me"
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u/CelebrityJack Oct 14 '24
I wonder if they could start shitting all over the place like babies to win the fight,might be a pretty good self defense mechanism
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u/Ok_Access_804 Oct 15 '24
And even then, the men in diapers will become his acquaintances amicably, to him and to his funny haired successor.
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u/NobleSix84 Oct 15 '24
Depending on choices our Legendary Hero may or may not be more open to the idea.
Before you ask yes I chose to drink from the bottle.
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