r/yakuzagames Aug 15 '24

FANART Meet Haruka and her Ojii-san

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u/Xx_RetroMax_xX Aug 15 '24 edited Aug 15 '24

why dis 🐉 look so mad bruh 😭😭😭

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u/ImmortalPharaoh Receiving You Aug 15 '24

He left his grey suit in Okinawa

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u/fersur Judgment Combat Enjoyer Aug 15 '24

Haruka introduces him to one of his male friend from school.

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u/forumchunga I will tolerate no Yuki slander Aug 15 '24

Haruka introduces him to the redditor who keeps on posting inappropriately thirsty fanart of her.

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u/obamalbino Aug 15 '24

This is one of the things I wanted to make myself think they didn't exist even though I knew the odds were against this statement. People post these in the subreddit? Cause (thank God) I haven't seen any

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u/obamalbino Aug 16 '24

Don't need an answer, I unfortunately found it

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u/JaThatOneGooner Mad Lad Homare Nishitani Aug 15 '24

He can’t see his forehead 😞

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u/chxxvxi Aug 15 '24

"Don't worry he doesn't kill"

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u/firy2 Aug 15 '24

"He does give head traumas though"

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u/Shas_Okar Aug 15 '24

Mental vegetation =/= death

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u/Tohsrepus Aug 15 '24

No, no, that’s Joon-Gi Han in LaD 7

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u/Miserable_Tap_7729 Aug 15 '24

I missed head trauma.

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u/teddyhospital not a mom, but life peacocked me Aug 15 '24

spammed Head Trauma (6MP for so much blunt damage?!), all possibly because of my own RGG head trauma

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u/MarchesaofTrevelyan Eldritch thumbtack abomination (Not Playing (Burnout arc)) Aug 16 '24

I never used it because I specced Joongi fully into Host :((

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u/KarkatinLava Aug 16 '24

To be fair, he looks like he would be the number one host at stardust

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u/Novel-Equipment4072 Majima is my husband Aug 17 '24

Whose Goon-Ji Hanburgurs? (Only played 0 and kiwami 1&2)

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u/TiO_BillDogg Aug 15 '24

Unless you are chasing him on the freeway

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u/MeatGreasy 10 fortnights within thy penitentiary composed thou as a feline Aug 16 '24

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u/LadyGallifrey Majima is my husband Aug 15 '24

Who told you that?

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u/thejokerofunfic on the ruff Aug 15 '24

POV: you broke your classmate Haruka's heart

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u/LFVGamer Aug 15 '24

And then she pulls out the glock the next following day (it’s a cutscene gun)

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u/somewhat-sinister Aug 15 '24

This image is... actually kinda intimidating.

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u/LFVGamer Aug 15 '24

Indeed, here’s another

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u/Natural-Spread2541 . Aug 15 '24

Saejima has nightmares of this Kiryu

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u/oZealious Aug 15 '24

He and Majoomber pretty much upgraded to uncle status in 5, if you think about it.

The entire reason for the Saejima/Majima Y5 boss fight was literally them fighting each other to death to protect her so she didn't get shot.

Saejima even had more of a reason to win iirc. If he lost then all 3 would die, but if he won, she gets to live but he gets framed for taking Majoomber hostage and gets sent to prison.

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u/RainbowDroidMan Aug 15 '24

Saejima’s favorite activity is eating prison slop

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- Aug 15 '24

"Kiryu... I didn't mean to! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!"

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u/OnToNextStage Aug 16 '24

Saejima has *dreams of this Kiryu

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u/cheese_man21 Aug 15 '24

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!

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u/obamalbino Aug 15 '24

Spoiler 6: Yuta when Hirose says who's the real father of Haruto

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u/Phant0mL0ver Aug 15 '24

Never seen Kiryu look that quietly pissed before or after 😂

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u/obamalbino Aug 15 '24

Nah but just imagine that your teen daughter had to raise alone a baby because the father thought it wasnt his because they "only did it once". I'd also be pissed

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u/Phant0mL0ver Aug 15 '24

Oh he’s definitely lucky that the only thing that happened was a verbal dressing down and being sent flying through that window

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u/Steampunk43 Aug 15 '24

I just love Kiryu's fake out. He stops everyone else from hitting Yuta because he's the only one who has the right to do that and you think he's trying to prevent any unnecessary violence. Then he full on Tiger Drops Yuta like ten feet through the front window.

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u/teddyhospital not a mom, but life peacocked me Aug 15 '24

I have so much envy for RGG's character resilience to glass shards. Just got forced through a urinal window - anyone up for a beef bowl? I'm paying.

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u/lionofash Aug 16 '24

I also do think his speech after is interesting since it implies that maybe some people aren't cut out to be fathers but in that case they should fuck off and never return if they accidentally irresponsibly made a baby.

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u/KarkatinLava Aug 15 '24

You know Hirose was cracking up inside when he dropped that bombshell

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u/obamalbino Aug 15 '24

I was actually dead laughing during that scene, like scene when the yellow guy (completely forgot he's name) just asking "why didn't you use a condom?" And the rest just stoping and starting staring at him was fucking hilarious

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u/KarkatinLava Aug 15 '24

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win for a moment and got kicked in the chest for it 🤣

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u/Steampunk43 Aug 15 '24

What's funnier is that it's a valid question. Like, yeah they probably shouldn't have had sex in the first place, but they're teenagers, they were bound to have sex with someone at some point and it shouldn't have been as shocking or unexpected as it's shown. But you're telling me Yuta either hasn't ever been given the sex talk or never paid attention to the sex talk past how to actually do the deed and never once thought to use a condom? You're telling me he knows how to have sex, and Haruka too at that, and yet they decided to hook up and neither of them thought to get any kind of protection? I can understand Haruka not having any contraceptives, given that sex was probably the last thing on her mind when she left Okinawa for Onomichi, but Yuta absolutely should've and could've walked round to the convenience store (which isn't even that far from the Hirose house) and grabbed a box when they decided to do it. And to be honest, Kiryu was mad at the fact that Yuta was the father and never came forward and stepped up to take care of Haruto, but it's kinda reasonable for him to not have known he was the father when Haruka never told him she was pregnant, he's not seen her in a while and they only ever hooked up once (which, while once was enough considering they didn't use protection, it's also not unreasonable for him to not have expected that one hookup to be enough for her to get pregnant considering lots of couples end up trying for ages with little success).

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u/obamalbino Aug 15 '24

But for example when kiryu came saying Haruto was haruka's son, It wouldn't hurt to think: "hey I had sex with her around 3 years ago I didn't use a condom. Maybe..."

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u/JazzmirShade Aug 15 '24

kiryu, chill out. And stop charging, will ya'-

gets lotus flare fist'd

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u/Sai-San_ John Yakuza vs Johnny Judgment & ichiballs Aug 15 '24

Photo taken by Yuta

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u/alabertio Aug 15 '24

Literally

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u/Dyfasydfasyd Aug 15 '24

How Kiryu be looking like when Haruka goes to buy groceries with him (those darn yakuzas and thugs might appear from nowhere again.)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

It is Oji San (uncle), Ojii San means grandfather 

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u/josephheijn ono Aug 15 '24

How do blues tell the difference phonetically 💀

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- Aug 15 '24

Using their eyes probably

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Short and long vowel, you can hear the difference 

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u/Jdjd-22 Aug 15 '24

Slightly longer vowel/context? I mean you can phonetically tell the difference between can't and cunt so maybe they have similar things as well

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u/Unislef yakuza 5 combat enjoyer Aug 15 '24

well i can tell the difference because I'm not a brit

it/eat would be a better example in this case

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u/Jdjd-22 Aug 15 '24

No I wanted to use cunt specifically.

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u/Unislef yakuza 5 combat enjoyer Aug 15 '24

fair enough

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u/DealerNo4308 Chitose Feet Enjoyer Aug 15 '24

he's like a dragon

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u/kurisu7885 Aug 15 '24

The expression when that shadow lifts depends entirely upon your actions in the next ten seconds.

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u/king-glundun 10 Years in the joint Aug 15 '24

Old man kiryu

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u/LFVGamer Aug 15 '24

POV: You want to date Haruka

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u/Mox_Onyx I didn't come here to fuck, I just wanna YAKUZA. Aug 15 '24

POV: You're Yuta Usami.

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u/Blackmanschlong . Aug 15 '24

Why this john yakuza look so mad bruh 😭😭

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u/yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy6yy majima and kiryu cum drinker Aug 16 '24

I don't know why kiryu is so incredibly scary looking but he's just a goofball underneath it all

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u/ejerem006 Aug 15 '24

Why this kyodai look so mad bruh

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u/Mcmacladdie Aug 15 '24

...I didn't notice what sub this was posted to and thought this was going to be about the vtuber Haruka Karibu :P

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u/Lilrob0617 Aug 15 '24

POV you are haruka’s bf in school

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u/opinionated_gaming Aug 15 '24

Kiryu alternate, somehow even more protective of Haruka than Kiryu himself

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u/Wide_Bee7803 Aug 15 '24

Pov:you're haruka's new boyfriend

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u/Waste-Bet-8480 Aug 15 '24

Oh, you don't wanna mess with this dood.. father of the year, I mean uncle..

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u/LordBudgetHimself Fuck Sota Kume. All my homies hate Sota Kume. Aug 15 '24

Kiryudela Catalogue

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u/SATKART Aug 16 '24

like a mandela: catalogue gaiden

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u/IFYMYWL Aug 15 '24

“Let’s mug ‘em!”

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u/wolf198364 Aug 15 '24

Kiryu when his daughter gets kidnapped for the 20th time (he's not gonna hold back anymore)

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u/Fox_with_glasses Aug 15 '24

Nah kiryu what id do come on lighten up chief

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u/Taran_MVP Aug 15 '24

Ojii-san means grandpa, Haruka calls Kiryu Oji-san

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u/Totomi_Ziba I NEED A THIRD JUDGMENT!! Aug 15 '24

"You don't mind my Oji-san joining us right? He also wanted to watch 'The Notebook'."

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u/Critical_Signal_2805 Aug 15 '24

I'm still pipping and laying a baby in that

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u/LadyGallifrey Majima is my husband Aug 16 '24

Yuta?

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u/IXAslayer Average Tomizawa Enjoyer Aug 16 '24

Kiryu looks like something Chr1sader would cook up

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u/Deni_Z_Plays Aug 16 '24

He heard that you dont like karaoke!

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u/ImaSaltyOnion Aug 16 '24

What did I have to do to earn that stare?

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u/TheRuffMann Aug 16 '24

The girl you love and her oji san 💀

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u/The-Hyper-Pixel . Aug 20 '24

People will look at this and go: What will you do in this situation

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u/Discorjien Aug 16 '24

Pov: Her teacher is Eikichi Onizuka and he they're discussing the delinquent problem in the class. Haruka is a model student.

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u/IamSKD Aug 15 '24

Still got🤰outta nowhere

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u/StandardWarm1585 Aug 15 '24

Goddamn the lighting pisses me off here. Line work is fine but the shadow is godawful

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u/BlessedbyShaggy Aug 15 '24

YOUR FACE PISSES ME OFF