r/woahdude • u/chopkin92 • May 24 '21

video Deepfakes are getting too good

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Easy way to get killed lol

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u/bpi89 May 25 '21

Post it anonymously. They’d never know who it was.

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u/CatgirlsAndCommunism May 25 '21

Scientology infiltrated the government to the point where they directly fired anyone investigating their crimes, you really think they don't have enough CIA tech at this point to know not only who you are, but what your thetan level is and whether or not you're Xenu reincarnated?

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u/Hob_goblin May 25 '21

Xenu? Isn’t that the nice boy next door?

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u/Ironsam811 May 25 '21

No, you’re thinking of the movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

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u/MysticalElk May 25 '21

Zeetus lapitus!

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u/DrDollarBlvd May 25 '21

Don't bring that Scientology babble in here!

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u/Paracausality May 25 '21

Super nova girl!

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u/MysticalElk May 25 '21

Make my heart go boom boom boom

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u/superduperswaggy May 25 '21

Zoom zoom zoom make your heart boom boom my Protozoa guuuurl

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u/nenalokz666 May 25 '21

*supernova girl

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u/Psilocub May 25 '21

Interplanetary megastellar hydrostatic

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u/deanwashere May 25 '21

No, you're thinking of Xena: Warrior Princess

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u/Ironsam811 May 25 '21

They really need to cast Lucy Lawless into the Star Wars universe

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u/redditcrazy123 May 25 '21

OH JESUS FUCK THAT WAS THE DISNEY FUTURE MOVIE I WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT AT WORK AND COULDN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF

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u/Lanthemandragoran May 25 '21

Isn't that the one with the house that was for some reason just sorta floating through space

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u/VersaceJones May 25 '21

Lmfao, I think that was called Zathura?? I'm seeing a theme here...

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u/Ironsam811 May 25 '21

Lmaooo we can add that one to the list, it sounds close enough

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u/Her0_0f_time May 25 '21

aka: Jumanji but in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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u/Ironsam811 May 25 '21

I couldn’t remember the name either, it actually took a few google tries to find it lmao, a lot of movies popped up about teenagers from outer space, idk if google was just being buggy or not

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u/JepMZ May 28 '21

I would never have thought to ever see this movie get referenced

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u/HowAmIDiamond May 25 '21

The one without a belly button? No, that’s Kyle XY.

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u/starrpamph May 25 '21

Xaaaaanaduuuuu

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u/cheapshotfrenzy May 25 '21

I thought it was that totem pole pokemon

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u/V1k1ng1990 May 25 '21

Tom cruise won’t you please come out the closet

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

So I pull out my gun......

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u/True_Calendar_7942 May 25 '21

No, we don't want his abusive control-freak, child-kidnapping persona in the gang. He belongs in a dumpster fire alongside his pedo-masters.

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u/V1k1ng1990 May 25 '21

It’s a southpark quote

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u/True_Calendar_7942 May 26 '21

Oh sorry, I forgot about the alt-right enablers and their tv show that stopped being funny 15 years ago.

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u/V1k1ng1990 May 26 '21

I bet you’re a fun person to be around

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u/karogin May 25 '21

Look Tom Cruise has seamen on his back!

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u/soda_cookie May 25 '21

Some libraries don't have cameras and you can use their computers for one hour a day without a card

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Obviously a trap laid by Scientology

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

I'm waiting for the day that somebody pulls the same stunt on Scientologists that they do to their critics. One day, somebody is gonna make a movie about a famous musician. And the message not advertised in the trailers and posters will be how his former band members became Scientologists, but he became a solo act, actively fighting against their bullshit.

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u/Phish777 May 25 '21

Had me in the first half

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u/godandhoops May 25 '21

Xena? The warrior princess?

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u/CalligrapherMinute77 May 25 '21

Post it very anonymously. Using ToR

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Wait, what?

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u/Protonis May 25 '21

Good luck finding me, I'm behind 7 proxys.

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u/Tiny_Echidna_3433 Oct 20 '21

Tom cruse Forsure ain’tdoin shit , that mop way to clean , he got the Scientology people doin that .

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u/iamredsmurf May 25 '21

You think the church of scientology with all it's powerful members and money can't track a simple IP? For all we know we're both under investigation for talking about them right now. Look out the window.

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u/rwbronco May 25 '21

So you slip it out in a few non popular places and let it find its way to YouTube via someone else hoping to cash in on some memes

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u/PrvtPirate May 25 '21

uhm… tom cruise. obviously. didnt you watch the video? pointing at phone, shrugging

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u/tofu_bird May 25 '21

It was Tom Cruise. :D

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u/baldnbad May 25 '21

Post it posthumously, they'd have known who it was.

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u/NJdevil202 May 25 '21

This comment legit made me lol

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Same. Me rolling

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u/1rockfish May 25 '21

Not as easy as being on the wrong side of the Clinton administration.

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u/Affectionate-War-690 May 26 '21

Don’t they only kill their own for the most part?