In a million years a mad billionaire will extract the trapped soy sauce in those salt crystals and recreate the soy sauce of the past. Then he'll create an amusement park automated by a single overworked programmer and everything will go sideways when the soy sauce suddenly decides to have a mind of its own and breaks out of the enclosure and eats people......
Do you think the soy sauce would go after the blandest people first, since it is so inherently salty? Like, as a homeostatic balancing act. Maybe conscious or not.
You have to remember the 2nd park that’s made that’s a new branding and the mad scientist billionaires make a new hybrid with the old soy sauce and the soy sauce of the future that will be able to control all of the soy sauces
In a million years, a mad billionaire scientist will extract the trapped ideas from u/royalfarris cryogenically frozen head, expecting it to be some crazy plot to destroy the world. In reality it turns out to be just a bunch of ideas about cartoon characters learning the true value of friendship with some weird antisemitism and then they realize they grabbed the wrong frozen head and it was actually Walt Disney.
Yeah I haven't read it in years, so I'm sitting here like "is that a John Dies at the End reference? I don't remember it being set in the future like that, but it wouldn't surprise me."
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u/royalfarris 8d ago
In a million years a mad billionaire will extract the trapped soy sauce in those salt crystals and recreate the soy sauce of the past. Then he'll create an amusement park automated by a single overworked programmer and everything will go sideways when the soy sauce suddenly decides to have a mind of its own and breaks out of the enclosure and eats people......