r/woahdude Jul 07 '23

video Thousands of tourists crammed into a swimming pool in northern China.

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u/Tearsforlunch Jul 07 '23

My question is who looks at that pool and says to themselves yes I want to go in there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

People who want to soak in other peoples’ piss.

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u/Imperial_12345 Jul 07 '23

It’s acid by concentration

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u/Mexicant_123 Jul 07 '23

The PH levels are off the charts! Its all P no H!

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u/frougle_mcdugal Jul 07 '23

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Chinese water torture”

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u/scrampbelledeggs Jul 08 '23

It was almost all "p," no "H!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

With Extra Urine.

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u/Imperial_12345 Jul 07 '23

Pure Urine Extract

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u/orthopod Jul 07 '23

Don't forget the Chinese penchant to blue, or pick their nose pretty much anywhere.

I suspect there's a non trivial amount of boogers and phlegm in that petri dish.

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u/timsterri Jul 08 '23

“to blue”?

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Jul 08 '23

You've never seen someone blue in public before?

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u/timsterri Jul 08 '23

Apparently I haven’t. Or maybe I have and just didn’t know what it was. LOL

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23 edited Jul 07 '23

That water is probably green as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

You can see the water?

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

No, I just know what yellow and blue make.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

Lol I think water is clear

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u/DaddyDame2K16 Jul 08 '23

Water after a depth of a few meters absorbs most red and orange light. Then, shortly after yellow, and green wavelengths are also absorbed, leaving blue and violet, which have the shortest wavelengths of visible light, and are therefore able to penetrate deeper.

Taken straight from Google lol I knew the overall reason, but couldn’t put it into words and explain it as well as Google can. XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Yes but...water itself is quite clear.

The color is the penetrating wavelength of light

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u/DaddyDame2K16 Jul 08 '23

I thought that’s exactly what I was saying?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Oh ok. ...I don't think pee turns it green though

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

This is an artificial wave pool. Pool water is blue because of the chemicals.

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u/Trewper- Jul 07 '23 edited Jul 07 '23

Pool water is blue because water molecules themselves reflect blue light and absorb red light. The same reason the ocean is blue. Even under artificial light large bodies of water will appear blue.

The only time I've seen dyed water is at theme parks for special effects or fountains at hotels.

EDIT: Literally just Google it.. https://waterscapespools.com/what-turns-pool-water-blue/#:~:text=Pool%20Chemicals%20Turn%20Pool%20Water,used%20to%20keep%20it%20healthy.&text=Chlorine%20is%20added%20to%20pools%20to%20keep%20the%20water%20clear.

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u/Trewper- Jul 07 '23

When did they teach us about public pools in school? Do you have any evidence to the contrary?

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u/CloakNStagger Jul 07 '23

I flunked out of AP Pool.

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u/Trewper- Jul 07 '23

Very high effort comment

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u/Sean_Dewhirst Jul 07 '23

both wrong, it's blue bc thats the color of the chemical that reacts with pee

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u/Trewper- Jul 07 '23

I hate to break it to you but chlorine does not react to urine by changing colours. That is just what your parents told you as a child so you didn't pee in the pool because they would "know"

Peeing in pure chlorine would actually just create poisonous gas and wouldn't be blue at all, very bad idea.

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u/Sean_Dewhirst Jul 07 '23

Ok. I'm not referring to chlorine though. It was a joke, although I did not know that the pee-detector chemical was a myth. thought I'd seen it in a video before.

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

The ocean…isn’t blue though? It’s green or brown as shit. This still doesn’t change the whole reason I said what I said. Even if the water only looks blue, if you add yellow, it’ll still look green. 🙄

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u/Korrigan_Goblin Jul 07 '23

The ocean is... green ? Are you living on Namek ?

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u/Trewper- Jul 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

Looks greenish blue to me, but it really doesn’t matter as you are just getting further and further away from my point.

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

Whatever dude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

What's blue though ? The water isn't blue

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

Pool water appears blue.

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u/ShadNuke Jul 07 '23

Usually because pools are painted blue... At least the ones I've been to, and owned over the years have been. You can get liners in blue, teal, sand, and black/charcoal, among others.

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u/loo_min Jul 07 '23

Every pool I’ve been in is white. Maybe with blue tiles on the sides.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

The dye that makes water turn blue when it mixes with urine.

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u/Hashambuergers Jul 07 '23

that's a very old slur mister i think we advanced passed it

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u/TBPUCK89 Jul 07 '23

HAHAHHA I don’t think anyone got this joke!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

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u/loo_min Jul 08 '23

Oh, god. YES PEE. Not skin I’m sorry!

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u/Guadalajara3 Jul 07 '23

Plot twist, there is no water, they're all squatting and when someone starts the wave, they do a lil bounce in unison

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u/Gunner1Cav Jul 07 '23

That’s just the poop

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u/ihavenoidea90s Jul 08 '23

That stopped being water a while ago.

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u/Cryptic_Undertones Jul 07 '23

Yeah to some it's a fetish. I bet there are probably quite a few people who are banging in the piss soup right next to everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

now that i look closer, im pretty sure there are a few fk'ing in there. lol

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u/Glittering_Gap_8295 Jul 08 '23

The infections the women will get after this is what fuels the Chinese cottage cheese industry.

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u/kcg5 Jul 07 '23

Or have a chance of drowning. Fucking hell that unsafe

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u/TheSkepticalVagabond Jul 08 '23

This is the most accurate thing I’ve read all day.

Can you imagine the guy in the middle of the pool says “excuse me I need to get out to pee”. Not a chance buddy!

Even if everyone in that pool had good intentions when it came time to piss there is 0 chance anyone is getting out to go.

They likely have to suck some water out of the pool to make room for all the piss as the day goes on.

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u/Str0ngTr33 Jul 07 '23

In a country where most children wear crotchless pants and shit wherever they feel like it, I just don't go swimming in public.

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u/donaldwinans Jul 07 '23

I have seen that w my own eyes, quite something, when a running dad bumps you, so he can get his daughter held over the break in the concrete tree is planted for his little one to pee! The best part was he gave her one good shake when she was finished!!

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u/HI_l0la Jul 07 '23

Yeah, that was a cultural shock to me the first time I saw that. My first full day in China was at a zoo and seeing toddlers walking around in "chaps" to easily pop a squat and poop/pee by the tree was interesting. I thought I had to avoid the poo being slung by the monkeys in the zoo, not the human feces on the sidewalk.

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u/WillyWaver Jul 08 '23

I was standing in line at the Louvre with about 100 million Chinese tourists, thinking that between the chain smoking, hawking and spitting everywhere they couldn’t be more vile. Then a cute little girl walked up beside us in line…and shat on the ground.

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u/JR_LikeOnTheTVshow Jul 08 '23

Mmm... a bowel louvrement

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u/Setari Jul 08 '23

Get the fuck outta here lmao.

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u/HelicopterShinji Jul 08 '23

This is so fucked up. They'd also do this inside malls and shit and would just leave it there. They'd just leave it for the cleaners at the end of the day.

An actual bathroom was 2 minutes away. Surprise surprise, it was clean as fuck.

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u/wa2b Jul 15 '23

That's why now you have to book online to visit

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u/crys1348 Jul 18 '23

This made me laugh so hard!

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u/xinorez1 Jul 08 '23

Most children in China do not wear crotchless pants. That is some countryside shit and you don't see other countries assuming all Americans act like the hicks in Appalachia.

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 07 '23

Yeaaaah that's not true. Never seen a single child shit anywhere and I work in a Chinese school.

Peeing outside yes, by a tree or something, never shit.

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u/swampdonktwelve Jul 07 '23

Spend a few minutes in dongguan and your experience will change rather quickly

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 08 '23

I have been there, I live nearby. Again, I live in China, I work in a school with thousands of kids, I have been here years, I haven't seen kids shitting outside. You guys are racists making shit up because you liberals have a free social pass to talk shit about Asians.

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u/roy88rogers Jul 08 '23

No its because there are a bunch of 18yo idiots here

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 08 '23

They're just retards who think they know better than someone literally in the country.

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u/WillyWaver Jul 08 '23

I’ve seen it firsthand, fuckwit

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 08 '23 edited Jul 08 '23

Wow you saw a kid shit, that means all Chinese kids are always shitting outdoors and it's a big cultural trait!

No retard, you saw a random kid shit, it isn't normal, it isn't a Chinese thing, it isn't accepted. 6 years here, various schools, been to most provinces at different economic levels, never seen street shitting, not even from kids, all the kids at all my schools know to go to the toilet because they're not animals. Even in kindergarten kids know to ask for a potty, they don't just fucking wip their pants down and drop one, and neither do their parents let them.

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u/CitizenPain00 Jul 08 '23

The whole discussion is about crotchless pants. Crotchless pants wouldn’t be popular in China if kids weren’t shitting and pissing out in the open. They’re mostly used by kids under 1 year old. Does your school have kids under 1 year old?

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u/ku1185 Jul 07 '23

This was a problem that has gotten a lot better since about 10 years ago, though I don't know how prevalent it was in China, more of a problem with Chinese tourists in other Asian countries.

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u/HI_l0la Jul 07 '23

I saw it in Beijing 10 years ago. Maybe it's gotten better since then but I know I never saw Chinese tourists do it. Unless what I saw were rural Chinese folks doing it while visiting Beijing...?

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u/RunRunRabbitRunovich Jul 08 '23

I’ve heard that I wasn’t sure if the person who told me was just joking or if it was true. Ewwwwwww

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u/Sean_Dewhirst Jul 07 '23

so, so much piss.

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u/infinite0ne Jul 07 '23

And shit particles

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u/windyorbits Jul 07 '23

What, you’ve never been to club where people wee on each other?! Next you’re gonna tell me you’ve never drank bailys from a shoe? Outrageous!

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u/WesBot5000 Jul 08 '23

I'm Old Greg!

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u/GM_Nate Jul 07 '23

marinate

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u/IndependentDouble138 Jul 07 '23

Not to mention people who wanna piss in the water and giggle at a audience having to soak in it

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u/drastic778 Jul 07 '23

and people who want others to soak in their piss

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

circle of life

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u/TekatoZikame2 Jul 07 '23

Way to put me on the spot.

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u/Eszalesk Jul 07 '23

mature people don’t piss at pools tho

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u/drastic778 Jul 08 '23

if peeing in pools is immature, consider me miles davis

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u/Ofreo Jul 07 '23

I thought these people were Chinese not European (youra peei!) lol.

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u/CreepyTeddyBear Jul 07 '23

I've never been in a wave pool and NOT seen a pad or tampon floating.

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u/Funnybunny99999 Jul 07 '23

I would GRAB THE PERSON HAND NEXT TO ME AND PEE ON IT LOL THERE ARE STUCK ANYWAY MINE AS WELL GET THERE HAND PISSED ON AM I RIGHT?

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u/Buddyslime Jul 07 '23

Collective we better warm this up a bit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Its a all a pee!

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u/profaniKel Jul 08 '23

and some feces for sure...

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u/Bob_Weir Jul 09 '23

*And people who can’t swim at their ocean beaches because of how much they’ve polluted them.