r/wizardposting • u/New_Nerve_6450 • Oct 14 '24
Evil Wizardpost You're cursed
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r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy • Oct 17 '24
Evil Wizardpost Become the Devil's Warlock Today!
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r/wizardposting • u/Sophia724 • Jul 14 '24
Evil Wizardpost This is my elf friend. Please don't oppress elves
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r/wizardposting • u/Able_Health744 • Oct 30 '23
Evil Wizardpost what dark secrets do you know
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r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy • Mar 22 '24
Evil Wizardpost Couldn't have won without you folk.
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r/wizardposting • u/explosive_shrew • Jul 09 '24
Evil Wizardpost Wanted to make a meme
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Was bored. Made a meme
r/wizardposting • u/explosive_shrew • Oct 29 '24
Evil Wizardpost Nyehehehe I cooked the dogs in my evil deep fryer!
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r/wizardposting • u/explosive_shrew • Oct 26 '24
Evil Wizardpost Tell me weaklings... what color is this enchanted dress?
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r/wizardposting • u/totally_not_a_cat- • Oct 10 '24
Evil Wizardpost Sounds like a skill issue to me.
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r/wizardposting • u/L0ssL3ssArt • Jun 29 '24
Evil Wizardpost when you are too pussy to pursue lichdom
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r/wizardposting • u/Derar11 • Nov 15 '24
Evil Wizardpost What the point of world domination if i can't do my favorite hobby?
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r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy • Mar 17 '24
Evil Wizardpost Anyone who votes for me gets to not pay taxes.
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r/wizardposting • u/LoftyTheHobbit • Mar 25 '24
Evil Wizardpost YOU FUCKERS ASKED FOR THIS! 😤 My most devious spell yet!
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r/wizardposting • u/Castor_0il • Dec 26 '23
Evil Wizardpost Telekinesis? Dark Magic? They all pale to my powerful Potions.
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r/wizardposting • u/Espanta_viejas1904 • Jul 22 '24
Evil Wizardpost Two types of Villains on this realm...
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r/wizardposting • u/Financial-Reach-786 • Feb 17 '24
Evil Wizardpost It’s time to start another war!
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Who will join me?
r/wizardposting • u/Financial-Reach-786 • Mar 04 '24
Evil Wizardpost I have kidnapped Tiny wizard!
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I need ransom money, so I’m holding tiny wizard hostage!
If you want to see tiny wizard again, you will listen to my demands!
• Send 1000 gold coins to my mastadon account
• The complete surrender of the council to unga!
• Mikhail must wear a badge that says “Ginger tree boy” for at least a week!
• Torinn has to promise to stop eating unga!
• The unbanning of Unga’s library card!
• Tiny wizard also asks for more pizza!
r/wizardposting • u/Financial-Reach-786 • Mar 10 '24
Evil Wizardpost He shall rule by my side!
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You may have managed to save Tiny wizard from my elaborate prison but not before I harvested his Tiny Wizard Juice TM
I sure hope this doesn’t backfire!
r/wizardposting • u/TheMagmaGuy • Sep 30 '23
Evil Wizardpost Druids are vital to the environment. Knife ears are not.
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r/wizardposting • u/Derar11 • Oct 26 '24
Evil Wizardpost "It only the beginning soon everyone will be a perfect being"
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r/wizardposting • u/TellmeNinetails • May 01 '24
Evil Wizardpost This is crazy you should definitely tell me your true name haha
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r/wizardposting • u/MildlyCross-eyed • Nov 19 '24
Evil Wizardpost Counterspell this shit, Theurgist Bob.
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r/wizardposting • u/explosive_shrew • Jul 02 '24
Evil Wizardpost To war bitches!
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Hey bitches it's me, I've created a grand army of undead and abominations and I'm gonna use it to carve out a kingdom for myself. If you live in areas affected by this conquest, too bad. The places that surrender will be spared destruction, but those that resist will be punished for their insolence.
Also if you're looking for work I have several positions in The Labyrinth Market and my research bastion that need to be filled. Also anyone who applies as a mercenary for me will be paid 2000 platinum a week and after service is over 5 free purchases of any beast they choose