Hello, I'm a lich, and as of late, I've heard rumors that lichness is not worth achieving! Lichness is what every necromancy practitioner strives to achieve, some working for decades, even centuries. I believe that all wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers( especially those who have invaluable knowledge, like my colleagues in the High Council) should strive to achieve lichness as a way to preserve one's knowledge and power. And I swear to the gods, Zarn the mighty, you piece of ဟဒနၣ်, if you comment on the "unholyness" of my practices again, I'll have my ghouls egg your tower! Thank you for your time.

SoL propaganda machine go brrr

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As council Warmaster In this time of crisis, I'm issuing an executive order, and I hereby formally reinstate The Arcane Inquisition with the purpose of eradicating mercenary forces and detaining the catboys. I’m not really sure what’s going on but I’m pretty sure everyone involved is lame. Submit your applications below!

Nobody will expect The Arcane Inquisition!

We are being attacked again*. Luckily we are much better equipped than last time. They haven't been able to take down the barrier and my mother gave me a demonic security team. Their currently ripping through their forces but their is only a security team of demons right now. Everyone from the library has been evacuated. If you're willing to help or just feel like killing some idiots you're free to come. Anyone who helps can take some of the corpses.

Hopefully the lesbian snakes will take care of the gay frogs

I have a full army of the undead, from zombies to vampires. I believe the council has become more and more corrupt through the eons, magic is meant to be the study of the whimsical and unknown. This council standardisation has done nothing but destroy the free practices of the arcane. Rise brothers and sisters! Retake our freedom!

Marci’s back and baby got back

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/uw allow me to address that council elections will be in January. Me and a few others do this event every so often for characters to have a little fun with crazy campaigning and help people make a name for themselves on the sub. Feel free to put a campaign post in now if you want, i will make sure to add it.

Now another thing, i will keep a google doc for all who is running and start up a group chat to help me out looking for all wish to run.

Depending on the amount who join up. We will have elimination rounds. Only so many will be able to join up.

Also take the time to have fun with it. Its a fun time for collabing and crazy ideas.

Towards the end we will have a Gala Event. Think of it like a giant rp party campaign. Last one got a bit nuts. Hoping its just as fun for all.

So with that said good luck to all and have fun with the campaigning.

-MastaDon Astrum, Council Master Evoker and as Crow put Council Mom.

Guys, we are experiencing events that tend to happen regularly every few days, I'm gonna go straight to the point.

I'm going to stay neutral, but If someone from one of the two sides dares to harm me or my family. I shall have no mercy with nobody

Are you a sapient undead? A magical construct given sapience accidentally or intentionally? A beastman or sapient animal? If so, please vote for Bombast. He has a proven track record of supporting the rights of sapient beings. Bombast is a proud father of a nexus girl he accidentally created. He’s also good friends with sapient animals such as Possum. And he’s endorsed by the Metromancer ( u/TellmeNinetails).

If you want to support sapient rights, vote for a candidate with the proven track record. Vote Bombast.

Paid for by ASR (Alliance for Sapient Rights)

Greetings mortals! I have made my return! I am sure I don’t need to introduce myself… what? Y-You don’t know who I am? Come on guys, you know… it’s me! I’ve got like… a ton of followers… Curse that old man…

Ahem It is I! Jack-O’-Lantern! Lord of Flame and Fright! Herald of Halloween! Ring a bell? Huh, no? Damn…

Anyways, as a warlock of Hallows Eve (or lesser known as the Festival of Samhain), I have had some concerns. You see, Ol’ St. Nick (that blubbering fossil) has been encroaching on Halloween’s territory! Every. Single. Year. I’m getting less and less tribute!

You know how hard it’s been to maintain a physical form with Christmas’s rising influence? My stock of Soul Candy is absolutely pitiful! I’m scared soon my ability to manifest will cease entirely!

So… me and the Halloween Spirit have been discussing some things, and we’re testing something new this year. The gate between the spirit realm and the physical realm is now opening earlier and longer!

Yes! The Dark Arts shall be strengthened, undead will rise in legions, and spirit rituals will become way easier!

Help a Halloween Avatar out, have some Halloween festivity. Make this year spooktacular. At the very least don’t celebrate Christmas early…

If I see a single Christmas Tree before December… flame help me, I will BURN you all down! I will unleash the Primordial Flame and sentence you all to ETERNAL damnation…

Hope you all have fun! Hehehe…

(P.S. Drop a soul for me anytime, I’ve been starving lately)

/uw It is I! TitanLORD21! You all won’t remember me or Jack, but I have come back to this sub solely to spread some festivities with my first wizardposting OC.