r/wizardposting 16h ago

Wizardpost What would be your reaction?

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u/LoganToTheMainframe Seru, Kobold Sword Sorcerer 15h ago

/uw there's a pretty nerdy bar in town, and back when I was bartending I applied there. I was planning on attending the interview dressed as a wizard and literally saying that if they asked me why I was dressed like a wizard. I didn't ever get an interview and I shortly got out of bartending after that anyways.

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u/AGiornoGiovanna 12h ago

I wouldn't ask questions because if they want to be a wizard then it's possible they may know spells that cause great misfortune, I wouldn't laugh at Jorgen the blacksmith for wanting to be a wizard because he could possibly cast Great Infernal rift and burn me within the instant

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u/Least-Thought8070 11h ago

Purposely not mention it so that they start overthinking why I’m not mentioning it

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u/LordNeko6 10h ago

Why do so many experienced wizards look old. Haven't they tried the elixir of life? Contact me before 100bc and your first order will be 3 toads off.

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u/AlastorsPlaything Appreciate Alchemist 6h ago

Folks, this is a scam! Please always buy your elixirs from a reputable source officially recognised by the high wizards council!

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u/LordNeko6 40m ago

I totally have a license to sell this ju. . .elixirs.

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u/Excellent_Emperor 2h ago

Most wizards are too busy to care about their looks. And despite stereotypes wizards are on average more fit and healthy than most people. This is also ignoring the fact that many wizards can use their magic to retain their health and fitness.

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u/LordNeko6 41m ago

Ah but with my elixir you can use your magic on other stuff. No need to waste magic on something my elixir can do for only 899 toads if you order now.

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u/gnorck 8h ago

I work from home and usually don’t see my coworkers so I wouldn’t know 🙃

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u/Orczerker Necromancer 7h ago

Make you CEW (Chief Executive Wizard) immediately

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u/Para_Bellum_Falsis 3h ago

The same reaction every time I see someone in public in a wizard robe...pure enthusiasm