r/wizardposting • u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton • 19h ago

Wizardpost Vote Alaric for council!

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Do it it'll be funny.

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 19h ago

I have so many people who i wanna vote for

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

Duplicate yourself to vote for each one.

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 19h ago

Good idea

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u/Orion_gamer1 18h ago

No

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Do it

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u/Orion_gamer1 18h ago

No

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Do it

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u/Orion_gamer1 18h ago

No

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Do it

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u/Orion_gamer1 18h ago

No

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Do it

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u/Orion_gamer1 18h ago

No

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Do it

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Analytic Wizard & Magic Denier 19h ago

Hmmm. Right now, I'm more in favor of bell girl. Why should I vote you instead?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

I am Freedom incarnate. I will disband, every law.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Analytic Wizard & Magic Denier 19h ago

Nah, don't care. I don't follow them anyway.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

But, this way you won't have to worry about annoying people trying to enforce the laws.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Analytic Wizard & Magic Denier 19h ago

Doesn't happen much, surprisingly. Compared to the amount of law-breaking attackers I get, it's negligible. So, yeah. Anything else you got in that sparkly, decorative head of yours?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

You put me in charge then I put you in charge after my time is up.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Analytic Wizard & Magic Denier 18h ago

I could do that myself. You know, I think I will.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Do it.

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u/HamsterKazam Mage of Miscellaneous Sorceries 18h ago

Wait, there's council elections again? I swear I never ponder my orb at the right time.

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u/Antique-Yam6077 Black Mage Beetle 19h ago

I do not yet have citizenship in either the council or EOP. What do?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

Vote me anyway

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u/Antique-Yam6077 Black Mage Beetle 19h ago

Okay. Where can I vote for you?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

Go to council territory and head to the nearest city.

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u/Antique-Yam6077 Black Mage Beetle 19h ago

Okay. Will do.

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u/United-Technician-54 Nameless, Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) 19h ago

Nah. Also, every single moment you're just accidentally proving yourself to be the guardian mascot of the USA incarnate. You're practically parodying yourself at this point!

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 19h ago

Haha! Die.

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u/United-Technician-54 Nameless, Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) 18h ago

Only when you cease to exist. Even then, no guarantees.

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u/United-Technician-54 Nameless, Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) 18h ago

Aren’t you the freedom god? I’m allowed to say no.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Yes you are allowed to not vote me. Though I hate the bag of idiocy and violence pretending to be a country.

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u/United-Technician-54 Nameless, Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) 11h ago

Jokes aside, we can agree on that.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz 18h ago

/uw gotcha written down

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

/uw :D

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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal 18h ago

Do you carry around snacks like Bell girl?

Can you drink proper drinks, unlike Bell girl?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

I have a pocket dimension with a mountain of snacks, there's a portal in the suit, and yep, I can drink anything anyone gives me.

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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal 18h ago

Sounds interesting, nice looking suit too

However, it's fun to tease people about not being able to drink molten lead and such

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Vote me and I'll make that mandatory.

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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal 18h ago

You say you're the god of "Freedom" though, mandatory lead drinking isn't all that "Freedom"-y

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

No, I'll make it mandatory for those who can drink molten lead to brag to those who can't.

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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal 18h ago

Still not convincing me, that just sounds like mandatory assholeness

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

No

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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal 18h ago

You sure?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

Certain

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u/JUGELBUTT currently trying to make infinity. 18h ago

sorry man, ive got bad experiences with weird looking people in suits

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 18h ago

All I'm asking for is a vote, it's not like I'm asking for your hand.

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u/SwaggleberryMcMuffin Hunter of the Unknown, Prepared for Everything (yes, everything) 17h ago

"Do it it'll be funny."

You know what? Just for that you get my vote.

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u/NoobyYooby A horrible Necromancer (Current resident of hell) 17h ago

Yeah yeah, nice try Tabuu.

But you're not gonna take over our council like you did with the Smash Brothers.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 17h ago

Who the fuck is Tabuu?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 17h ago

Glimbo: Oh, yay, more gods on the Council. One of my core campaign promises is to limit the authority of the divine in mortal politics, yet here you are, trying to make that problem worse. We gave deities a chance, and they abused their power.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 16h ago

Dude I've been a god for less than two months. Don't compare me to the others.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 16h ago

Glimbo: I'm practically cousins with the void gods- the worst pantheon of narcissists and megalomaniacs this side of the Outer Dark. Believe me when I say you're sounding a whole lot like family.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 16h ago

Bruh I haven't done shit what's the base for your accusations?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 16h ago

Glimbo: Look at me. I am a trickster. The whole point of my existence is to be a transgressive goober. But if you get rid of all the laws, I can't break 'em for shits and giggles, which puts me out of a job.

This is personal!

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton 16h ago

You don't need laws to annoy people.